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02-29-2004, 08:46 AM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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OT: Arrested for abusing my wife
Hey guys need some legal advice on a loophole that will help my beat this first degree assault charge. The bitch was really asking for it. Any help appreciated!
http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...948#post395948
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02-29-2004, 09:11 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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You know where O.J. plays golf these days? He could probably give you a few pointers.
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02-29-2004, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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But only if you help him find the real killers.
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02-29-2004, 10:41 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)
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He's looking for advice on 1st degree assault, not 1st degree murder.
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02-29-2004, 11:02 AM
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O.J. got out of both, he just had to go to court for that messy little murder incident. |
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02-29-2004, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Atlanta, GA
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Two things that you would have to tell us is the state you were arrested? (domestic violence laws are different from state to state), and what the circumstances where? (what the police used for probable cause to arrest you)
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02-29-2004, 11:30 AM
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Location: Moorhead
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This man has dedication. It was a joke, but if I do snap, I know who to get a hold of.
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02-29-2004, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Atlanta, GA
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I do it for a living so I have a little experience.
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02-29-2004, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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Well, I guess if I want to stay on the computer when she has 'work' to do, I can now. Time to stick up for myself.
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I had something. |
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02-29-2004, 12:59 PM
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02-29-2004, 01:43 PM
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Location: Edinburg,TX
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Damn, i wanted that line........... 
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02-29-2004, 07:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!
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If you hire somebody to kill her, you won't have to worry about her testifying against you.
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02-29-2004, 09:31 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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Now this is the kind of advice people need!
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02-29-2004, 09:47 PM
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Location: Muskogee, OK USA
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"Ike Turner ain't got shit on me!"
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03-01-2004, 07:05 AM
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Worked out great for Ray Carruth.
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03-01-2004, 07:58 AM
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Location: Maryland
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Hmm....maybe you could move to Australia, and start a catering business.
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