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Old 03-04-2004, 07:13 PM   #1
CamEdwards
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Don't You Hate It When...

... you have big news and yet you can't share it with anybody?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:16 PM   #2
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How big?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:16 PM   #3
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don't tease us cam.
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:17 PM   #4
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Don't you hate it when someone has really big news but they won't share it with you but don't mind teasing you.

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Old 03-04-2004, 07:17 PM   #5
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Cam, not until we leave San Fran. I am still unsure if we should...
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:18 PM   #6
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Cam was able to push the erection envelope to 3:59 - I minute shy of a trip to the doctor.
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:19 PM   #7
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Cam, not until we leave San Fran. I am still unsure if we should...

HAHA Wait.... wouldn't you be coming from the East Coast these days?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:19 PM   #8
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So...you're saying we're NOBODY?!
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:20 PM   #9
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HAHA Wait.... wouldn't you be coming from the East Coast these days?

Cam is so stubborn. That is why I am reconsidering.
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:24 PM   #10
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Cam, not until we leave San Fran. I am still unsure if we should...

Sweetums, please... not in front of the others.
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:27 PM   #11
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Sweetums, please... not in front of the others.

Your kind words win me over everytime. Your lub or mine?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:28 PM   #12
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I'll be able to share soon enough. It is a big deal, at least to me. It has nothing to do with my ability to get it up, get married, or anything of that nature (although in a few months the wife and I are going to try for another child... or at least that's what she tells me when I beg for sex now. "Just wait until June...").
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:30 PM   #13
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in a few months the wife and I are going to try for another child... .

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Old 03-04-2004, 07:31 PM   #14
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I'll be able to share soon enough. It is a big deal, at least to me. It has nothing to do with my ability to get it up, get married, or anything of that nature.

Waiting is no fun. Let's just speculate now...
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:31 PM   #15
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How about 20 questions just to make it sporting?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:39 PM   #16
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sure.

do I have to be honest in the answers I give?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:41 PM   #17
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Let me think really hard on this....new gig in No. Virginia?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:41 PM   #18
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No no, we're supposed to ask YOU the questions.
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:42 PM   #19
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sure.

do I have to be honest in the answers I give?

#20 Does it involve midgets, Oklahoma conspiracies or pickled eggs?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:59 PM   #20
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#20 Does it involve midgets, Oklahoma conspiracies or pickled eggs?

Of course, these pretty much span the width of all things Oklahoma.
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:03 PM   #21
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with a little inside information I feel I can say there will be no more bald jokes directed at cam.
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:20 PM   #22
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Cam, you're not about to get a beaver or other rodent planted on your head are you?
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:35 PM   #23
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I once had a beaver planted on my head.

Good times...
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:38 PM   #24
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Cam, you're not about to get a beaver or other rodent planted on your head are you?

dammit. WussGawd wins.
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:50 PM   #25
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I once had a beaver planted on my head.

Good times...

Different kind of beaver, I think.
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Old 03-04-2004, 09:29 PM   #26
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Does it have to do with your job?
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Old 03-04-2004, 09:30 PM   #27
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Dola,

Will you still be able to bring the kids down here this summer so we can take our families to the zoo?
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Old 03-04-2004, 09:50 PM   #28
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He's going to be the "public" Dick Cheney.
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Old 03-04-2004, 10:19 PM   #29
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I'll be able to share soon enough. It is a big deal, at least to me. It has nothing to do with my ability to get it up, get married, or anything of that nature (although in a few months the wife and I are going to try for another child... or at least that's what she tells me when I beg for sex now. "Just wait until June...").

june, eh? Sorry chum...
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Old 03-05-2004, 12:33 AM   #30
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Dola,

Will you still be able to bring the kids down here this summer so we can take our families to the zoo?

Are you still going to be able to come down this summer to watch the Sox play and let me finally meet you and Sach?
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Old 03-05-2004, 07:24 AM   #31
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Cam, you're not about to get a beaver or other rodent planted on your head are you?

Why would you put one of those on your head ?
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:06 AM   #32
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Are you still going to be able to come down this summer to watch the Sox play and let me finally meet you and Sach?

You can come to the zoo with us, Jeeber.
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:10 AM   #33
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Why would you put one of those on your head ?


Sorry. It's a rather obscure reference to a bad toupee.

As in, will somebody tell Sam Donaldson to get that ridiculous beaver off his head?
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:12 AM   #34
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Nice beaver!

(Alright, what movie?)
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:24 AM   #35
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Now I can't remember the title. It was the Airplane-style comedy with Emilio Estevez spoofing all the cop movies. This was in the "Basic Instinct Sharon Stone interrogation" spoof scene.
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:32 AM   #36
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Naked Gun - Leslie Neilsen to Priscilla Pressley as she is coming down the ladder.
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:47 AM   #37
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"thanks, I just had it stuffed."

In answer to the questions about will I be able to go to the zoo, Red Sox games, etc... the answer (sadly) is no.

I am moving to the Washington D.C. area. I can't say what my new job will be yet, but it's a considerable move upward.

I'm very excited, although it's going to suck being without my family for two and a half months (they're staying here until the kids get out of school).
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:50 AM   #38
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That is great news, Cam! I can't say it's all good because that has to be rough on your family, but off to bigger and better things, eh? Hey, you can still catch the Sox when they visit Baltimore!
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:50 AM   #39
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I am moving to the Washington D.C. area. I can't say what my new job will be yet, but it's a considerable move upward.

You're getting a job on Al Franken's radio network, aren't you?
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:54 AM   #40
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Maybe I'll be able to listen to Cam on the way to work. Unless his new job is in management...

Anyway, good memory digamma.
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:55 AM   #41
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You're getting a job on Al Franken's radio network, aren't you?

shut your mouth!
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Old 03-05-2004, 10:59 AM   #42
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I remember when our Cam was just doing sports talk in the mornings. Now, all of the sudden he's a big right-wing radio guy on the up and up. Congrats on the career move. Don't forget us Oklahomans (I haven't despite being 800 miles away at college).
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:01 AM   #43
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Nah, he's doing Trivia nights at the Herndon Hooters.

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Old 03-05-2004, 11:06 AM   #44
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If you've got a new gig in northern Virginia, I might be joining you there soon.
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:10 AM   #45
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:20 AM   #46
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Boo! You should be moving to the big A!
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:27 AM   #47
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He's taking over the afternoon time slot on WJFK and will be replacing the Don and Mike show in syndication.
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:34 AM   #48
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shut your mouth!

XM deal then?
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Old 03-05-2004, 11:35 AM   #49
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I am moving to the Washington D.C. area. I can't say what my new job will be yet, but it's a considerable move upward.
Wouldn't you wait until November to officially move if you're replacing Dick Cheney on the ticket?

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Old 03-05-2004, 11:43 AM   #50
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He's taking over the afternoon time slot on WJFK and will be replacing the Don and Mike show in syndication.

No, just coming to put the final nail in G. Gordon's coffin.....
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