Colossal Squidpendant Primary

SirFozzie · 03-05-2004, 06:28 PM

Top Votegetter=Nominee. Nominee gets to choose VP.

Suicane75 · 03-05-2004, 11:28 PM

Now I realize this isn't the most serious thing in the world, and that it's just a game, but how the hell does someone who didn't even respond to the debate questions get 4 more votes than 2 people who did?

mckerney · 03-05-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Now I realize this isn't the most serious thing in the world, and that it's just a game, but how the hell does someone who didn't even respond to the debate questions get 4 more votes than 2 people who did?

He may not have responded, though he did make some very strong points...

mckerney · 03-06-2004, 12:18 AM

A vote for mckerney is like a vote for Ardent

Making a plea for the hattrick vote...

stevew · 03-06-2004, 12:46 AM

WHy is he in the primary if he didnt file his position papers?

mckerney · 03-06-2004, 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by stevew

WHy is he in the primary if he didnt file his position papers?

He filed papers, he just didn't partake in the debate.

JeeberD · 03-07-2004, 09:17 PM

I'm a lover, not a debater...

Actually, I meant to post my debate before I went out of town for the weekend, but I ran out of time. So sorry...

SirFozzie · 03-08-2004, 04:09 PM

*bumping for the final few hours.. not a bad race

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mckerney · 03-08-2004, 05:40 PM

Another epic battle of Jeeber vs. MC.

Boxcars Win!!!!

stevew · 03-08-2004, 05:52 PM

....You know, Id be willing to throw my groundswell of support at a contender for some "considerations."

I believe we share positions on 6 issues, including Abortion, Military Funding, Military Intervention, Income Tax, and renewable energy.

Only Big gaps are in Campaign finance, affirmative action, and Guncontrol.

Plus I'm from VA.

SirFozzie · 03-08-2004, 06:38 PM

Congrats to Mckerney, the Colossal Squidpendant Nominee.

Mckerney will now choose his VP, and set up a basic strategy. I suggest the Squids work together as a group for strategy.

mckerney · 03-08-2004, 08:05 PM

Although I would like to ask all Squidpendants to help with the campaign, I would like to announce my VP selection is, from the great state of Texas, JeeberD.

JeeberD · 03-09-2004, 01:01 AM

Hallelujah and pass the honey. MC and JeeberD in 2004!

mckerney · 03-09-2004, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Hallelujah and pass the honey. MC and JeeberD in 2004!

Hallelujah indeed! Jeeber and MC are unstopable, they may as well just give us the Super Bowl trophy right now!

....wait a second. We're not playing football, we're running for president as a third party candidate? Oh shit. Time to learn a thing or two about politicing then...

JeeberD · 03-09-2004, 01:16 AM

Polikit...plotik...politicing? What in the hell is that?

Shit, I'm just in this for the chicks!

mckerney · 03-09-2004, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Polikit...plotik...politicing? What in the hell is that?

Shit, I'm just in this for the chicks!

I dunno, I think I might have made up the word. But there will be chicks there? Being it's you, you can have the redheads, because I really don't care.

I would also like to announce The Afoci as our campaign manager. I'm not real sure on your duties, but you have to have the booze ready at least 3 hours before the debates. No way am I going out there sober...

JeeberD · 03-09-2004, 01:33 AM

The Afoci? Crap, now the only redheads I'll be getting are sheep that have been dyed...

mckerney · 03-09-2004, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

The Afoci? Crap, now the only redheads I'll be getting are sheep that have been dyed...

Dude, The Afoci won't be in charge of that. Trust me, we'll get chicks.

JeeberD · 03-09-2004, 01:46 AM

That's all I'm asking for, man. Well, that and some Shiner. Or dirty vodka martinis.

Hmmm, maybe that should be our campaign slogan! We like our women like we like our martinis. Very dirty...

That should win us some votes, right?

mckerney · 03-09-2004, 01:59 AM

I'm pretty sure we could get Ardent to support us, so the support of the entire armed forces can't be far off.

And as far as a campaign slogan, I was thinking of something along the lines of Now is my shit together, or is my shit together?, though I'm willing to change it.

JeeberD · 03-09-2004, 02:02 AM

Your slogan is much better. I've never been good at writing. Or reading. Or running. Or tyipng. But I sure am good at kicking bbor's ass at anything and everything!

mckerney · 03-09-2004, 02:10 AM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Your slogan is much better. I've never been good at writing. Or reading. Or running. Or tyipng. But I sure am good at kicking bbor's ass at anything and everything!

In truth, I stole the slogan from Tarantino, but I think it works alright. I was looking at some of the dialouge from Seth Gecko, and it came down to that or All right, vampire killers... let's kill some fucking vampires, which I tought might confuse people.

The kicking bbors ass is a good thing to have, though I doubt it will help much in the election. Maybe afterwards though.

View Poll Results: Who is your choice for the Colossal Squidependant Nominee?
mckerney (Minnesota)	11	39.29%
stevew (Virginia)	4	14.29%
JeeberD (Texas)	9	32.14%
Suicane75 (New Jersey)	4	14.29%
Voters: 28. You may not vote on this poll

03-07-2004, 09:17 PM	#7
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	I'm a lover, not a debater... Actually, I meant to post my debate before I went out of town for the weekend, but I ran out of time. So sorry... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-08-2004, 04:09 PM	#8
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	bumping for the final few hours.. not a bad race __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

03-08-2004, 06:38 PM	#11
SirFozzie Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: The State of Insanity	Congrats to Mckerney, the Colossal Squidpendant Nominee. Mckerney will now choose his VP, and set up a basic strategy. I suggest the Squids work together as a group for strategy. __________________ Check out Foz's New Video Game Site, An 8-bit Mind in an 8GB world! http://an8bitmind.com

03-09-2004, 01:01 AM	#13
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Hallelujah and pass the honey. MC and JeeberD in 2004! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-05-2004, 11:28 PM	#2
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Now I realize this isn't the most serious thing in the world, and that it's just a game, but how the hell does someone who didn't even respond to the debate questions get 4 more votes than 2 people who did?

03-06-2004, 12:18 AM	#4
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	A vote for mckerney is like a vote for Ardent Making a plea for the hattrick vote...

03-06-2004, 12:46 AM	#5
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	WHy is he in the primary if he didnt file his position papers?

03-08-2004, 05:40 PM	#9
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Another epic battle of Jeeber vs. MC. Boxcars Win!!!!

03-08-2004, 05:52 PM	#10
stevew Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: the yo'	....You know, Id be willing to throw my groundswell of support at a contender for some "considerations." I believe we share positions on 6 issues, including Abortion, Military Funding, Military Intervention, Income Tax, and renewable energy. Only Big gaps are in Campaign finance, affirmative action, and Guncontrol. Plus I'm from VA.

03-08-2004, 08:05 PM	#12
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	Although I would like to ask all Squidpendants to help with the campaign, I would like to announce my VP selection is, from the great state of Texas, JeeberD.

03-09-2004, 01:16 AM	#15
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Polikit...plotik...politicing? What in the hell is that? Shit, I'm just in this for the chicks! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-09-2004, 01:33 AM	#17
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	The Afoci? Crap, now the only redheads I'll be getting are sheep that have been dyed... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-09-2004, 01:46 AM	#19
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	That's all I'm asking for, man. Well, that and some Shiner. Or dirty vodka martinis. Hmmm, maybe that should be our campaign slogan! We like our women like we like our martinis. Very dirty... That should win us some votes, right? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

03-09-2004, 01:59 AM	#20
mckerney Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000	I'm pretty sure we could get Ardent to support us, so the support of the entire armed forces can't be far off. And as far as a campaign slogan, I was thinking of something along the lines of Now is my shit together, or is my shit together?, though I'm willing to change it. Last edited by mckerney : 03-09-2004 at 02:04 AM.

03-09-2004, 02:02 AM	#21
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Your slogan is much better. I've never been good at writing. Or reading. Or running. Or tyipng. But I sure am good at kicking bbor's ass at anything and everything! __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

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