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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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All politics aside, can anyone seriously consider voting for a Presidential candidate who looks like this when attempting to catch a football?!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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All politics aside, are there any pictures of John Kerry that AREN'T funny?
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Good point.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hillsboro OR
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Steve Largent for President!!!
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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Catch with your hands dammit, not your face...
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Dec 2000
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One of my favorite assignments for my students is to examine photos from newspapers portraying political leaders. Often times, high schoolers are surprised that news outlets can have political bias, but they quickly catch on after this work...
It happens with both liberal and conservative outlets and is a great source of amusement for me... Usually within a few weeks, even my politically uninterested students can tell you what papers are more liberal/conservative...which helps them become much more aware of slants and views that aren't always "Fair and Balanced" If only more American adults were aware of the manipulation the press can use to alter your views of a particular leader... The next 8 months should produce some great photo ops on both Bush and Kerry... Nice post... Kevin |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Canton, OH
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That style has worked for Koren Robinson. Maybe Kerry's secretly a Seahawks fan.
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Brighton, MI
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This will also help some of my freshmen receivers catch better. Once they see how stupid they look catching like this they'll have no choice but to USE YOUR HANDS...SEE THE BALL INTO YOUR HANDS...CONCENTRATE ON THE TIP OF THE BALL...DON'T CLOSE YOUR EYES...damnit Kerry...what am I going to do with you...put Cheney in...
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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I would never vote for someone who couldn't handle a simple, red-blooded American activity. Like catching a football, or eating pretzels while watching football.
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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Hmm. FWIW, Kerry has a bum shoulder. From today's CNN news round up (their Morning Grind column):
"CNN's Mike Roselli tells us that Kerry may have surgery on his right shoulder in the coming weeks and may take a weeklong vacation soon (location TBA). Kerry hurt his shoulder on a bus in Iowa this winter. He told the press about the operation 30 minutes after he was seen tossing a softball on the airport tarmac in San Antonio on Saturday." This might, or might not, have something to do with it.
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Join Date: May 2003
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If you ignore the football in the picutre it looks like an interpetive dance.
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Tulsa
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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He looks like he is crapping his pants...
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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He looks like he was about to make a smooth catch until someone stabbed him behind the kneecap.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Kerry kicks off the Special Olympics Super Bowl by playing catch with MVP QB Corky.
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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If it was a bullet pass the ball creamed that guy in the backround...
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Brighton, MI
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Flashback to Vietnam...
INCOMING!!!! Guess Bush has an advantage there...incoming meant a new shipment of booze or coke for him in the 60's, 70's, and 80's... Kevin |
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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Honestly now... "looking like a dork" is not a strong attribute for a man seeking the nation's highest office. It's staggering how easy politics can be to predict sometimes, by just looking at the lowest common denominator.
I think back to Phil Gramm of Texas, who ran for Prez a few years ago (my memory fails me... 1996?). In my judgment, he was as smart and articulate a candidate as the conservatives had to offer for the GOP nomination. But, the poor guy looked fat and bald and pretty unattractive, and his drawl sounded like Huckleberry Hound. He never had any chance to win a damned thing. |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
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I chuckle when I see politicians doing sports related photo-ops. Usually, they end up with less than desirable results.
Presidential golfers are among some of the worst. As a kid, one of my first memories of a president was seeing Gerald Ford almost kill an old lady with an errant tee shot. I remember thinking to myself that the safest place to watch Ford play would be in the middle of the fairway. |
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Dec 2000
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yeah...if I ever see another photo of Clinton running in those little shorts...I will puke all over myself...
Poor Chelsea, she might have the brains, but in terms of looks, she never had a shot...and, it seems like most posters here, I think within the next 20 years, looks will become the #1 feature of our leaders...it's just where we are headed... Now, if we had a system like England, where the leaders actually have to respond to challenges and debate their opponents regularly w/o it being totally scripted, it might be different. But with American style politics, I see us heading towards an ever more Glitz and Glamour style, where looks, sound bites, and pre-arranged speaking engagements rule the day... OH wait, it's already happening??? How great would it be to see Bush in Congress responding to a barb from Daschle...English majors the world over are cringing at the thought... Kevin Last edited by kserra : 03-08-2004 at 01:11 PM. |
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Of course, there's the famous "Dukakis in the tank" image, which is still fresh 16 years later.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 03-08-2004 at 12:46 PM. |
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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I'll give the British that; watching Blair trade barbs and hearing the cat calls is entertaining...
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
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He was a little pissed at the quarterback after the play, too...
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Apparently I'm behind on the "John Kerry is a dork" movement...
hxxp://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1087684/posts
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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Strategy Moderator
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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He's looking like Jerry Rice in this shot:
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Vertical leap: 3"
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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If this politics things doesn't work out perhaps the Jets will give him a look...
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Notice that we have to rely on the caption to tell us he made the catch. Clearly another example of left-wing media bias.
To be fair, the picture of Bush on the last page, looking through binoculars with the lens caps on, is pretty funny. Although apparently Clinton used to do the same for the sake of a photo op, so maybe he isn't as incompetent as that picture would suggest...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 03-08-2004 at 01:12 PM. |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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I don't think Republicans really want to turn this into which Presidential candidate looks dumber in pictures debate. Kerry may look like an idiot in some of these shots, but he's no "W.".
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Join Date: May 2001
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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That wasn't my intention, just a funny pic. However, aside from the last picture of him picking his nose as a 20-something (at least that' s how old that picture looks to me), those other pictures really aren't funny in and of themselves. I've seen the same thing done with Kerry pictures. Kerry's pictures - many of them - are funny without needing to compare them to anything.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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H.S. Freshman Team
Join Date: Dec 2000
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Bush...flight suit...banana...
Go to the Drudge report you can even order an action figure of him...notice, you can't buy a version of Bush from his Vietnam days...he was...busy...yeah that's it... If I knew how to post the picture, I would, but with the "No Child Left Behind" program...sadly, I've been left behind... |
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Join Date: Dec 2002
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Not as good as the one floating around where Kerry looks like Gomer Pyle....
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It's pretty easy to find a picture of anyone that makes them look silly. I think we all have those drunk, halfway turned around, eyelids half shut, 'wtf are you doing taking a picture?' pictures somewhere in our closets. And that could easily be a photo of Daniel Graham of the New England Patriots.
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Yeah, that is the governments fault you didn't study. Do you need them to help you pee too?
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Kerry might not be as uncoordinated as that picture suggests - it's possible the sun was in his eyes, or the throw caught him completely off-guard.
I know I know, I'm reaching, but that's the thing with pictures - without the context they can sometimes be misleading... |
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"i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand |
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FOFC's Elected Representative
Join Date: Oct 2000
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Dola. I worked on the Gramm campaign. He had alot of money, I thought maybe we could have a chance, but he made it clear he wanted to be himself. For one of the smartest politicians I have ever spent alot of time with, I could never understand why he would not understand what he was projecting.
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"i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand |
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Hey, of course he's going to look silly playing football -- the man's a hockey player.
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Michael Vick can do both
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Ya that is a pretty funny picture
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Now we've got the cycling John Kerry - http://www.usatoday.com/news/politic...rry-bike_x.htm
Real reason why I posted this Quote:
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Join Date: Nov 2000
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Kerry: #%^@^&, It was the f*cking sun. I don't drop footballs, dammit.
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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Let's try a side by side view:
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