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03-10-2004, 07:17 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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I feel old.
 Talking to a girl two years younger than me, and she doesn't know who Webster is.Girl (8:09:59 PM): haha hes a cute little black boy!!!! the boy on your icon!!!!!1 Girl (8:10:00 PM): ahha Girl (8:10:05 PM): thats the only one i can see!!!! Shorty (8:10:19 PM): you dont know who that is do you Girl (8:11:29 PM): its like one of those little kids from nick at night Shorty (8:11:34 PM): thats webster and hes no boy he's actually like 35 but he has a disease where he can't grow so he always looks that big Girl (8:11:36 PM): like hes on one of those shows Girl (8:11:46 PM): hahaha Girl (8:11:49 PM): shut up!!!! Girl (8:12:00 PM): no way Girl (8:12:05 PM): i dont believe you Girl (8:12:09 PM): hes so cuteeeeee Shorty (8:12:40 PM): haha i swear he had a tv show back like 15 years ago where he played the little son even though he was like 20 at that point Girl (8:13:04 PM): shut upppppp Girl (8:13:10 PM): tahts so awesome Last edited by korme : 03-10-2004 at 07:19 PM. |
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03-10-2004, 07:19 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
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Shorty...it's not that you're old...it's that she's dumb.
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03-10-2004, 07:19 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: The Satellite of Love
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Shorty...unless your type is the stereotypical "dumb blonde"....
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03-10-2004, 07:20 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: St. Paul, MN
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Admit it. Girl's real name was HerRealName.
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03-10-2004, 07:21 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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shes a nati brown, believe it or not
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03-10-2004, 07:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hometown of Canada
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I feel dumberer after reading that conversation..
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03-10-2004, 08:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: East Anglia
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Does not knowing who Webster is show a lack of intelligence or is it really a display of good sense in ignoring one of the more useless aspects of pop culture? Although judging by the dialogue I agree this girl is dumb as a post.
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03-10-2004, 08:46 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2002
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Why I feel like she's 15 years old?
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03-10-2004, 08:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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Were you in the AOL Powder Puff chat room for this conversation?  |
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03-10-2004, 08:51 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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har!
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03-10-2004, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Michigan
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hope you're not rounding her age up. you did just turn 18 no?
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03-10-2004, 08:59 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Um...I got nothin'.
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03-10-2004, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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18 on 16 is perfectly legal my friend
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03-10-2004, 09:05 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Shorty, you have no game.
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03-10-2004, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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swaggs, fucking your mom is like throwing a hotdog down a newly waxed hallway
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03-10-2004, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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i thik i jst gt mor stpid aftr redng tht
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03-10-2004, 09:32 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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dola-
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Not offically. You "could" get charged with rape on that one... |
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03-10-2004, 09:34 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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tucker, actually they have to be 3 years younger for it to be considered rape i believe
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03-10-2004, 09:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Or in your case, a tic tac. |
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03-10-2004, 09:47 PM
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03-10-2004, 09:58 PM
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This might be something you want to be sure about. |
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03-10-2004, 09:59 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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Heh, I could have sworn I heard that somewhere.
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03-10-2004, 10:12 PM
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03-10-2004, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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hmm.
i always thought webster was this really smart man who knows every word in the english language... that's a dictionary, by the way, shorty. |
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03-10-2004, 10:31 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
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amazingly, i caught the reference fink!
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03-10-2004, 11:08 PM
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It doesn't matter how old you are. What matters is what the age is for statutory rape in your state. Usually 15 or 16. "Girl (8:13:04 PM): shut upppppp Girl (8:13:10 PM): tahts so awesome" BTW, you just replied 'har.' Was this in the Powder Puff chat room? Or was it the monthly Mensa internet chat? Last edited by Desnudo : 03-10-2004 at 11:11 PM. |
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03-10-2004, 11:16 PM
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In some states it does matter how old you are. For instance, 16 year olds might be fair game for 18-20 years olds, but once you hit 21 you can only "go after" 18+ year olds. (I think that's the rule in NJ). So in that case, it could matter. It varies widely state-to-state what the law is concearning statutory rape, |
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03-10-2004, 11:23 PM
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I'm glad I grew up in a simpler era when older perverts could take advantage of young budding women. I remember a 21 year old guy dating a 16 year old classmate of mine in high school. And I know that some of my friends were 21-22 and doinking 16-17 year olds.
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03-10-2004, 11:40 PM
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What I like about this girl is she doesn't just say the first dumb thing that comes to mind. Rather, she puts in a lot of time and thought to each and every statement, thus making sure she doesn't look intellectually shallow:
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03-10-2004, 11:55 PM
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No, Jessica Simpson was doing a chat to promote her album. |
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03-11-2004, 12:03 AM
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Location: Chicago, Ill
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Wait, wasn't Shorty like 2 years old when Webster was on TV? How the hell would he remember who he was?
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03-11-2004, 12:19 AM
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Heh, I was 22 and my girlfriend was 17 when we started dating. Her parents weren't too happy about it, and they were less than thrilled when they found out we were having sex. Four and a half years later and they're just beginning to accept me...
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03-11-2004, 12:35 AM
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So do you think FOFC will start to accept you have been posting for 4.5 years?
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03-11-2004, 12:36 AM
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Quit drinking while you post.
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03-11-2004, 07:22 AM
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Bump...I just enjoyed the above exchange.
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03-11-2004, 08:10 AM
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22 and 17? That's wild. I don't suppose she was still in high school was she? It was far too easy to pick up high school girls once I was out of high school. But man, how those little freshmen and sophomore girls had developed in a couple of years was amazing... |
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03-11-2004, 08:17 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Royal Oak, MI
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Hmm... The girl seems to really dig little kids. Or at least grown-up type people who still look like little kids. Shorty, my friend, I think you have a shot. Don't let this one go. |
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03-11-2004, 08:21 AM
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Haha, after you put the 'seems to really dig little kids', I had a good idea of what was coming. Nice guys. |
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