Who Would Jesus Bomb?

Primal · 03-17-2004, 11:11 PM

Read this in one of the rant sites I read (http://www.digitalwanderer.com).... thought it was funny so I'll share.....

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Who Would Jesus Bomb?--It was a bumber sticker I saw on some lady's car today as I was driving down to my aviation medical exam. (How do I know it was a woman? 'Cause her other bumper sticker said "The only Bush I trust is my own."). I'm here to answer this lady's question. Jesus would bomb quite a few people. In the Bible, he bombed Sodom and Gomorrah (basically for homosexual practice and other sexual perversion), ransacked those who would fight against “Israel“--but only if Israel was being good--and sent at least a few plagues against the Egyptians (biological warefare). So, in answer to this lady's question...Jesus would bomb (among other places): San Francisco, Iraq, Iran, Syria, “Palestine“, Amsterdam, and probably Hollywood. Agree? Disagree? Wanna comment?

k0ruptr · 03-17-2004, 11:15 PM

poor rosie o'donnell and her "friend"

Peregrine · 03-17-2004, 11:15 PM

Didn't Pat Robertson want to bomb the State Department? We can add that to the list I guess.

JeeberD · 03-17-2004, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Primal

In the Bible, he bombed Sodom and Gomorrah (basically for homosexual practice and other sexual perversion), ransacked those who would fight against “Israel“--but only if Israel was being good--and sent at least a few plagues against the Egyptians (biological warefare).

Ummm, wasn't that God? I'm no theologian, but I thought that Jesus and God were two seperate entities...

Primal · 03-17-2004, 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Ummm, wasn't that God? I'm no theologian, but I thought that Jesus and God were two seperate entities...

Yes they are... unless you are catholic

sterlingice · 03-17-2004, 11:36 PM

I think we have to refer to the onion article cited in one of the Spain threads:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/go...dont_kill.html

SI

sabotai · 03-17-2004, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Peregrine

Didn't Pat Robertson want to bomb the State Department? We can add that to the list I guess.

I think Jesus would bomb Pat Robertson....

sabotai · 03-17-2004, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sterlingice

I think we have to refer to the onion article cited in one of the Spain threads:
http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/go...dont_kill.html

SI

My favorite Onion article on religion is when they wrote an article on God being diagnosed with Bipolar Disorder.

03-17-2004, 11:15 PM	#2
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03-17-2004, 11:36 PM	#6
sterlingice Hall Of Famer Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Back in Houston!	I think we have to refer to the onion article cited in one of the Spain threads: http://www.theonion.com/onion3734/go...dont_kill.html SI __________________ Houston Hippopotami, III.3: 20th Anniversary Thread - All former HT players are encouraged to check it out! Janos: "Only America could produce an imbecile of your caliber!" Freakazoid: "That's because we make lots of things better than other people!"

03-17-2004, 11:15 PM	#3
Peregrine Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cary, NC	Didn't Pat Robertson want to bomb the State Department? We can add that to the list I guess.

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