Guess who's at my apartment thread

Easy Mac · 03-19-2004, 07:02 PM

Go ahead... guess if you dare.

korme · 03-19-2004, 07:05 PM

Budweiser?

Noop · 03-19-2004, 07:06 PM

Fritz or John Kerry

Easy Mac · 03-19-2004, 07:06 PM

shit isn't a person.

in reference to shorty's bud.

Fritz · 03-19-2004, 07:06 PM

It isn't a she

AnalBumCover · 03-19-2004, 07:10 PM

i have a suspicion that this'll lead to more break-up sex.

Suicane75 · 03-19-2004, 07:13 PM

Serena Williams in your shower?

Easy Mac · 03-19-2004, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

Serena Williams in your shower?

ewwwwww.

Noop · 03-19-2004, 07:15 PM

Ewww... Serena is fugly....now if you said Mya I might have to fly to Easy's house so I can watch. (and maybe throw a finger in her

)

Suicane75 · 03-19-2004, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

ewwwwww.

And after i toned it down and eliminated any references to cheerios, urine, and vomit.

The Afoci · 03-19-2004, 07:16 PM

Jesus?

Easy Mac · 03-19-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

Ewww... Serena is fugly....now if you said Mya I might have to fly to Easy's house so I can watch. (and maybe throw a finger in her

)

I'll just take Beyonce instead... she's single.

Easy Mac · 03-19-2004, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by The Afoci

Jesus?

Not in this damn apartment.

Noop · 03-19-2004, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Afoci

Jesus?

I got nothing?

noop

The Afoci · 03-19-2004, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

Not in this damn apartment.

Preach on.

Noop · 03-19-2004, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Easy Mac

I'll just take Beyonce instead... she's single.

Mya is is my woman I meet her at the mall and fell in love. And she kissed me on the cheek but i got a little lip. I told her I'm going to be a famous football player... she just smiled. Damn I love her.....

The Afoci · 03-19-2004, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

I got nothing?

noop

You have to say it with confidence. Like you mean it.

I got nothing.

Try it in a mirror a few times and then it will just come naturally. Like when we first learned to masturbate.

sabotai · 03-19-2004, 07:26 PM

Beyonce.....mmmmmm....(drool)

The Afoci · 03-19-2004, 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Mya is is my woman I meet her at the mall and fell in love. And she kissed me on the cheek but i got a little lip. I told her I'm going to be a famous football... she just smiled. Damn I love her

Chicks don't seem to give the groupie love to the QB of a 1-5 flag football team.

Easy Mac · 03-19-2004, 07:27 PM

I picture myself when I say it... i GOT nothing.

Suicane75 · 03-19-2004, 07:29 PM

I like to draw out the I. Iighhhhhhh got nothin.

The Afoci · 03-19-2004, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Easy Mac

I picture myself when I say it... i GOT nothing.

For me, I got nothing is said with the same tone I use when I look to my best friend beck and we both know the pipe is empty. The bags are done. It is almost despair when we look to each other, lovingly I might add, but in a purely gay/straight way, I got nothing. A tearful hug usually follows. Fondling on occasion. Chinchillas can make it crazy.

I got nothing.

The Afoci · 03-19-2004, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I like to draw out the I. Iighhhhhhh got nothin.

Normally, I am not one to correct someone. But your form is all wrong. Your 'g' comes much too early. For me, the purist that I am, the 'g' must end it. Usually with an emphasis.

Suicane75 · 03-19-2004, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by The Afoci

Normally, I am not one to correct someone. But your form is all wrong. Your 'g' comes much too early. For me, the purist that I am, the 'g' must end it. Usually with an emphasis.

I dunno, i tend to channel Bruce Campbell when i say it, and that's how i imagine him doing it.

The Afoci · 03-19-2004, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Suicane75

I dunno, i tend to channel Bruce Campbell when i say it, and that's how i imagine him doing it.

That is fine. Wrong, but fine. I just hope you know that it makes you sound like a girl. One with a vagina and everything.

Suicane75 · 03-19-2004, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by The Afoci

That is fine. Wrong, but fine. I just hope you know that it makes you sound like a girl. One with a vagina and everything.

I am fine with a vagina, and everything that comes with it.

Easy Mac · 03-19-2004, 07:40 PM

even the blood, cuz I'm not too keep on people throwing octopi on me when I get the hat trick.

Noop · 03-19-2004, 07:42 PM

The Afoci I dont play flag football sorry....

finkenst · 03-19-2004, 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Mya is is my woman I meet her at the mall and fell in love. And she kissed me on the cheek but i got a little lip. I told her I'm going to be a famous football... she just smiled. Damn I love her

good career aspirations you have.

Noop · 03-19-2004, 07:48 PM

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Originally Posted by finkenst

good career aspirations you have.

LOL!! Damn I need to look over what I write.

MizzouRah · 03-19-2004, 09:00 PM

How did I know this thread would get out of hand... ahh... Easy Mac never lets you down!

Todd

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The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	Jesus? __________________ I had something.

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Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I picture myself when I say it... i GOT nothing.

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Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	even the blood, cuz I'm not too keep on people throwing octopi on me when I get the hat trick.

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