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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Jacksonville, FL
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OT - Grandpa says dumbest thing ever
Tonight, at dinner with Grandpa and the parents at Red Lobster (of course) grandpa says, "Suicide Bombers are a good thing. Everytime they blow themselves up there is one less suicide bomber." He wasnt joking, this was his actual theory. I had nothing to say at that point. Mom threw out, gingerly, "what about all the innocent people that are killed?" I focused in on my lobster tail. Top that for dumbest thing ever said.
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03-21-2004, 08:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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"Hey, guys! Watch this!"
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03-21-2004, 08:45 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Central PA
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If only grandpa had mentioned "Premature detonators..."
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03-21-2004, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fantasyland
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That's pretty stupid.
My own Father, when he recieved his new DVD player this Christmas, asked, "how do you rewind the DVDs? There's no rewind button on this damn thing!" |
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03-21-2004, 09:40 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Oakland, CA
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Then you should have told gramps: "If it weren't for all those suicide bombers, the dinosaurs would still be here."
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03-21-2004, 09:57 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
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That is dumb, but I've heard worse. I would give you examples, but I don't want to be accused of trolling.
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03-21-2004, 10:07 PM
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Mascot
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Seattle, WA
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Ouch man!
I feel for ya. I probably would have handled it the same way. |
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03-21-2004, 10:29 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: san jose CA
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Wow. That's right up there with "Art Monk belongs in the Hall of Fame".
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03-21-2004, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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That Grandpa you got there is some jerkass.
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03-22-2004, 12:01 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: the yo'
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Why do they call them "suicide bombers" when they commit Homicide? THey should be at least Murder-Suicide bombers.
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03-22-2004, 12:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Washington, DC
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I guess they are better than bombers that take the same number of lives and survive to lather, rinse, repeat...
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03-22-2004, 07:56 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Annapolis, Md
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You go to Red Lobster, you get what you deserve.
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03-22-2004, 09:14 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the thick of it.
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Precisely. If you play the tune, you've got to pay the piper my friend. [/roddypiper]
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03-22-2004, 09:24 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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"Let's see how close we can get our heads to the moving train."
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