Roy Williams is awesome (subtitled: Greg Davis is not)

Huckleberry · 03-24-2004, 01:41 PM

Roy Williams, Texas WR, runs a 4.37 on a "soft astroturf/slow track". Leaps 39.5 inches.

Spent his college career within 5 yards of the line of scrimmage.

vex · 03-24-2004, 01:57 PM

Someone should tell Malcolm Kelly this, although he already seems to know for the most part.

Huckleberry · 03-24-2004, 02:00 PM

Right. I think the odds that the Stoops staff hasn't mentioned it 500 times already are pretty slim, don't you?

WSUCougar · 03-24-2004, 02:06 PM

I remember the whole 1st half of the Holiday Bowl, thinking to myself, "Why aren't they throwing the ball to Williams?" over and over. It wasn't like WSU was blanketing him, either. It was more like some kind of magical "Hide the Opponent's WR" or "Confuse the Opponent's Offensive Coordinator" spell.

Radii · 03-24-2004, 02:10 PM

UNC is in great shape with Roy Williams as their coach, I wholly concur. Oh... wait...

rkmsuf · 03-24-2004, 02:13 PM

Maybe he catches like Edward Scissorhands...

Huckleberry · 03-24-2004, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WSUCougar

I remember the whole 1st half of the Holiday Bowl, thinking to myself, "Why aren't they throwing the ball to Williams?" over and over. It wasn't like WSU was blanketing him, either. It was more like some kind of magical "Hide the Opponent's WR" or "Confuse the Opponent's Offensive Coordinator" spell.

Yeah, the only ingredient needed for the potion that casts that spell is oxygen with Davis.

4.0 short shuttle
6.7 three cone
11-5 broad jump

This after Fitzgerald's workout that had the scouts rightfully abuzz with

4.47 40
4.27 short shuttle
6.97 three cone
10-1 broad jump

Please note that I can't get the page to load so I'm only giving second-hand info on this thread. Although I've seen the numbers in several places already.

WSUCougar · 03-24-2004, 02:18 PM

I think you could do a pretty funny NFL Draft skit, where a team - the Vikings would qualify, based on their prior draft highjinx - screws up which WR named Williams they want, and it has a cascade effect. You could go with a "Who's on First?" kind of thing.

"Let's take Williams."

"You mean Williams?"

"No, not that one. The reciever."

"Oh, you mean Williams!"

"No, the other one."

"WILLIAMS?"

"NO! The Husky one."

"The husky one? They're all pretty lean, as I recall."

"I mean the Washington one."

"The Redskins already took Winslow."

EEYYYYAAA!

HornedFrog Purple · 03-24-2004, 02:32 PM

actually both Roy Williams are awesome.

What I wouldn't give to see them both in Cowboy blue.

Senator · 03-24-2004, 02:43 PM

The combo of Williams and BJ Johnson was wasted more than we will ever know.

/crying

//openly crying

///closing the office door as stares begin to make me self concious

////so much in tears that I do not notice the trail of snot on my upper lip

JeeberD · 03-24-2004, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HornedFrog Purple

actually both Roy Williams are awesome.

What I wouldn't give to see them both in Cowboy blue.

That would be a beautiful thing indeed...

Huckleberry · 03-24-2004, 02:58 PM

Senator -

If it makes you feel worse, Sloan Thomas ran a 4.47 and 4.50, jumped 36.5 inches, had a 4.24 short shuttle and a 6.99 3 cone drill. He didn't broad jump.

Sloan will make an NFL squad in some capacity. The use of the receivers has been criminal.

vex · 03-24-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huckleberry

Right. I think the odds that the Stoops staff hasn't mentioned it 500 times already are pretty slim, don't you?

You're probably right, but hey, whatever works, especially if it's the truth.

Huckleberry · 03-24-2004, 03:15 PM

I agree. There's nothing wrong with pointing that out to the kids. Mack Brown has made his own bed on that one.

rexallllsc · 03-24-2004, 07:29 PM

Where are the heart measurements? How about the toughness measurements?

Huckleberry · 03-24-2004, 08:11 PM

I'm assuming you're kidding. Or ignorant. One of the two.

IMetTrentGreen · 03-25-2004, 09:13 AM

Quote:

The combo of Williams and BJ Johnson was wasted more than we will ever know.

/crying

//openly crying

///closing the office door as stares begin to make me self concious

////so much in tears that I do not notice the trail of snot on my upper lip

why don't you go wish death on one of our best players, again. you seem to like doing that, you fucker

Quote:

Where are the heart measurements? How about the toughness measurements?

i was just trying to remember why people think you are a moron. now i know

and for the record, roy williams is randy moss without the attitude. he will be #1 in this wr class

IMetTrentGreen · 03-25-2004, 09:15 AM

odds malcom kelly ends up at texas - 3:4
odds he ends up at ou - 1:100
odds he ends up at lsu - 1:4

vex · 03-25-2004, 09:17 AM

I agree, we are behind on Kelly, but no way is it a 1:100 shot.

Senator · 03-25-2004, 09:22 AM

Quote:

why don't you go wish death on one of our best players, again. you seem to like doing that, you fucker

I am glad you found time from lounging in the comforts of Chris Simms nutsack to grace us with that.

And as for the comment, well, I take this one as sort of a promotion from what you usually call people who disagree with you.

I met someone once as well, but I didn't base my life around it.

QuikSand · 03-25-2004, 09:24 AM

Didn't we once have to create a separate forum because of shit like this?

Senator · 03-25-2004, 09:25 AM

I never hung out there very much.

The_herd · 03-25-2004, 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Senator

I never hung out there very much.

Can't see why.

Honolulu_Blue · 03-25-2004, 09:30 AM

Texas fans... An odd bunch.

Though there's definitely some passion there. That I respect...

HornedFrog Purple · 03-25-2004, 09:35 AM

Greg Davis should be thrown in prison for wasting natural resources.

03-24-2004, 02:00 PM	#3
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	Right. I think the odds that the Stoops staff hasn't mentioned it 500 times already are pretty slim, don't you? __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

03-24-2004, 02:06 PM	#4
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I remember the whole 1st half of the Holiday Bowl, thinking to myself, "Why aren't they throwing the ball to Williams?" over and over. It wasn't like WSU was blanketing him, either. It was more like some kind of magical "Hide the Opponent's WR" or "Confuse the Opponent's Offensive Coordinator" spell. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-24-2004, 02:13 PM	#6
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Maybe he catches like Edward Scissorhands... __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

03-24-2004, 02:18 PM	#8
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I think you could do a pretty funny NFL Draft skit, where a team - the Vikings would qualify, based on their prior draft highjinx - screws up which WR named Williams they want, and it has a cascade effect. You could go with a "Who's on First?" kind of thing. "Let's take Williams." "You mean Williams?" "No, not that one. The reciever." "Oh, you mean Williams!" "No, the other one." "WILLIAMS?" "NO! The Husky one." "The husky one? They're all pretty lean, as I recall." "I mean the Washington one." "The Redskins already took Winslow." EEYYYYAAA! __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-24-2004, 02:32 PM	#9
HornedFrog Purple Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Worthless, Tx	actually both Roy Williams are awesome. What I wouldn't give to see them both in Cowboy blue. __________________ King of All FOFC Media!!! IHOF: Fort Worthless Fury- 2004 AOC Deep South Champions (not acknowledged via conspiracy)

03-24-2004, 01:57 PM	#2
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	Someone should tell Malcolm Kelly this, although he already seems to know for the most part.

03-24-2004, 02:10 PM	#5
Radii Head Coach Join Date: Jul 2001	UNC is in great shape with Roy Williams as their coach, I wholly concur. Oh... wait...

03-24-2004, 02:43 PM	#10
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	The combo of Williams and BJ Johnson was wasted more than we will ever know. /crying //openly crying ///closing the office door as stares begin to make me self concious ////so much in tears that I do not notice the trail of snot on my upper lip __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

03-24-2004, 02:58 PM	#12
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	Senator - If it makes you feel worse, Sloan Thomas ran a 4.47 and 4.50, jumped 36.5 inches, had a 4.24 short shuttle and a 6.99 3 cone drill. He didn't broad jump. Sloan will make an NFL squad in some capacity. The use of the receivers has been criminal. __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

03-24-2004, 03:15 PM	#14
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	I agree. There's nothing wrong with pointing that out to the kids. Mack Brown has made his own bed on that one. __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

03-24-2004, 07:29 PM	#15
rexallllsc Banned Join Date: May 2003	Where are the heart measurements? How about the toughness measurements?

03-24-2004, 08:11 PM	#16
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	I'm assuming you're kidding. Or ignorant. One of the two. __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

03-25-2004, 09:15 AM	#18
IMetTrentGreen College Prospect Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Austin, Texas	odds malcom kelly ends up at texas - 3:4 odds he ends up at ou - 1:100 odds he ends up at lsu - 1:4

03-25-2004, 09:17 AM	#19
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	I agree, we are behind on Kelly, but no way is it a 1:100 shot.

03-25-2004, 09:24 AM	#21
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Didn't we once have to create a separate forum because of shit like this?

03-25-2004, 09:25 AM	#22
Senator FOFC's Elected Representative Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The stars at night; are big and bright	I never hung out there very much. __________________ "i have seen chris simms play 4-5 times in the pros and he's very clearly got it. he won't make a pro bowl this year, but it'll come. if you don't like me saying that, so be it, but its true. we'll just have to wait until then" imettrentgreen "looking at only ten games, and oddly using a median only, leaves me unmoved generally" - Quiksand

03-25-2004, 09:30 AM	#24
Honolulu_Blue Hockey Boy Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Royal Oak, MI	Texas fans... An odd bunch. Though there's definitely some passion there. That I respect...

03-25-2004, 09:35 AM	#25
HornedFrog Purple Hattrick Moderator Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Fort Worthless, Tx	Greg Davis should be thrown in prison for wasting natural resources. __________________ King of All FOFC Media!!! IHOF: Fort Worthless Fury- 2004 AOC Deep South Champions (not acknowledged via conspiracy)

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