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Old 03-24-2004, 11:11 PM   #1
timmynausea
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Funny suspensions in FOF...

Got this one tonight:

Simmons was arrested for purchasing a 1,700-square foot ranch home, in violation of the league's strict rule against living in relative poverty.


The funniest I've seen was in TCY one of my players got suspended for "saying that Hillary Clinton was a bonified hottie."

Anybody else see some funny ones?

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Old 03-24-2004, 11:48 PM   #2
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Man, I gotta see a screenshot of that
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Old 03-24-2004, 11:49 PM   #3
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beats tobacco withdrawl syndrome
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Old 06-26-2004, 11:53 AM   #4
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From: The League Office

TheLeague Office has decided to suspend Gunsmoke Burns of Cleveland for the 2014 season.

Burns was suspended for appearing on American Idol, in violation of the league's strict anti-teen trend policy.
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I got a chuckle out of this guy's name, too.

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