Ping: Zool (The form of The Destructor has been chosen...)

WSUCougar · 03-26-2004, 03:18 PM

...and it's a 4-eared kitten.

Quote:

GARMISCH-PARTENKIRCHEN, Germany (Reuters) -- A four-eared German kitten has been given a new home after a German animal shelter was deluged with requests to adopt the animal born six months ago with the genetic defect.

"We wanted to make sure the people were looking for a normal cat and not a gag to make an exhibition out of her," Enrico Schlag, a worker at the Garmisch-Partenkirchen animal shelter, said on Thursday.

"We've found a completely normal family for her that has already adopted cats from us in the past."

The shelter in the foothills of the Alps in southern Germany received dozens of calls after local media published pictures of Lilly. Reuters, which reported the kitten's search for a home on Wednesday, also received numerous offers from readers around the world eager to adopt her or make donations to the shelter.

Tessy Loedermann, head of the shelter, said Lilly will first be spayed and held at the shelter for another two weeks.

AgPete · 03-26-2004, 03:19 PM

Ray??

WSUCougar · 03-26-2004, 03:20 PM

What did you do, Ray?!?

AgPete · 03-26-2004, 03:22 PM

I think I'm going to go buy that DVD this weekend. Great movie.

WSUCougar · 03-26-2004, 03:29 PM

It's one of my all-time favorites.

Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"?
Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.
Ray: Total protonic reversal...
Venkman: Right, that's bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon.

KWhit · 03-26-2004, 03:33 PM

Bill Murray might just be the funniest man alive.

Sun Tzu · 03-26-2004, 03:36 PM

Suck in the guts guys, we're the ghostbusters.

Wolfpack · 03-26-2004, 03:37 PM

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

Coffee Warlord · 03-26-2004, 03:47 PM

It's right here Ray. It's looking at me.

WSUCougar · 03-26-2004, 03:47 PM

Ugly little spud, isn't he?

Coffee Warlord · 03-26-2004, 03:49 PM

I think he can hear you Ray.

WSUCougar · 03-26-2004, 03:51 PM

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

He slimed me.

sachmo71 · 03-26-2004, 03:56 PM

Egon, your mucus.

AgPete · 03-26-2004, 03:58 PM

One of my favorite lines in the sequel -

"You're not going to try one of those old tired cheap come-on lines with me again are you?"

"Ohhhh no, I have all NEW cheap come-on lines."

WSUCougar · 03-26-2004, 04:15 PM

You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters...

33sherman · 03-26-2004, 04:21 PM

"Gozor the traveler. He will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Voldroni the traveler came as a large and moving torgue! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKentric supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant slor! Many shugs and zuels knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slor that day I can tell you." - Vince Klorto, Keymaster of Gozor

AgPete · 03-26-2004, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 33sherman

"Gozor the traveler. He will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Voldroni the traveler came as a large and moving torgue! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKentric supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant slor! Many shugs and zuels knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slor that day I can tell you." - Vince Klorto, Keymaster of Gozor

ROFL! I can't help but cracking up reading that line because I can remember exactly how he says it.

WSUCougar · 03-26-2004, 04:27 PM

For a long while, when my toddler son would hand us random items (toys, mostly), my wife and I would say "Thanks, Vinz" in reference to the scene where he hands the lamp to Egon.

-Mojo Jojo- · 03-26-2004, 04:38 PM

Peter: "Are you, Alice, menstruating?"
Librarian: "What's that got to do with anything?"
Peter: "Back off man, I'm a scientist."

ScottVib · 03-26-2004, 04:45 PM

It smells like barbequed dog hair.... oh sorry Peter.

WSUCougar · 03-26-2004, 07:40 PM

So, she's a dog.

heybrad · 03-27-2004, 08:21 AM

Ray: Everything was fine, until the powergrid was shut off by dickless here.
Mayor: Is this true?
Peter: Yes it's true, this man has no dick.

ScottVib · 03-27-2004, 11:57 AM

She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's my client and she sleeps above her covers- four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools...

The_herd · 03-27-2004, 12:01 PM

Interestingly enough, I'm headed to Garmisch next Saturday. I'll be on the lookout for the 4-eared beast.

JeeberD · 03-27-2004, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_herd

Interestingly enough, I'm headed to Garmisch next Saturday. I'll be on the lookout for the 4-eared beast.

Lucky bastard.

I wanna go visit Germany again...

The_herd · 03-27-2004, 01:14 PM

Garmisch is probably the nicest place I've been to. You can ski the Alps, play golf on a beautiful course, or do just about anything you can imagine outdoors. Plus Munich is only about 40 minutes away by train.

WSUCougar · 03-27-2004, 01:16 PM

Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back.

Coffee Warlord · 03-27-2004, 01:22 PM

Successful test!

ScottVib · 03-27-2004, 05:20 PM

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Nice Shootin' Tex!

-Mojo Jojo- · 03-27-2004, 06:38 PM

I looked at the trap, Ray!

Coffee Warlord · 03-27-2004, 07:03 PM

If there's a steady paycheck involved, I'll believe in anything you say.

AgPete · 03-28-2004, 07:10 AM

"You mean you never had a Slinky?"

"We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it."

WSUCougar · 03-28-2004, 10:16 AM

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

Wolfpack · 03-29-2004, 10:54 AM

"Gozer the Gozerian! Good evening! On behalf of the city, county, and state of New York, I ask you to cease all supernatural activity and return to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!"

"That ought to do it, thanks very much, Ray!"

AgPete · 03-29-2004, 12:00 PM

"Um, your honor. I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Ok, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was stuck in an elevator for 3 hours, and had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one day I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."

Coffee Warlord · 03-29-2004, 12:15 PM

Nobody steps on a church in my town!

TargetPractice6 · 03-29-2004, 01:21 PM

Peter: I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people... actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule.

-Mojo Jojo- · 03-29-2004, 01:24 PM

Mayor: What do you mean "biblical"?
Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Egon: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos!
Winston: The dead rising from the grave!
Peter: Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!

rkmsuf · 03-29-2004, 01:27 PM

yes it's true, this man has no dick. At least that's what I heard...

TargetPractice6 · 03-29-2004, 01:29 PM

We've been going about this all wrong. This Mr. Stay-Puft is okay. He's a sailor, he's in New York. We get this guy laid, we won't have any trouble.

-Mojo Jojo- · 03-29-2004, 02:43 PM

Peter: Egon, this reminds me of the time you tried to drill a hole through your head. Remember that?
Egon: That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

WSUCougar · 03-29-2004, 07:43 PM

Sorry about the "bug eyes."

fantastic flying froggies · 04-01-2004, 02:50 AM

This whole thread is a fake. This purrferctly normal cat only has 2 ears, and we can see both of them on that picture... Now where would the other 2 be, I ask you ?

WSUCougar · 04-01-2004, 10:04 AM

It's technical.

sachmo71 · 04-01-2004, 10:43 AM

"That's a big twinkie."

gi · 04-01-2004, 11:40 AM

Lets show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown!

WSUCougar · 04-01-2004, 12:52 PM

Nimble little minx!

03-26-2004, 03:19 PM	#2
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	Ray?? __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members.

03-26-2004, 03:20 PM	#3
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	What did you do, Ray?!? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-26-2004, 03:22 PM	#4
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	I think I'm going to go buy that DVD this weekend. Great movie. __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members.

03-26-2004, 03:29 PM	#5
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	It's one of my all-time favorites. Venkman: I'm fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What do you mean "bad"? Egon: Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously, and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light. Ray: Total protonic reversal... Venkman: Right, that's bad. Okay, alright, important safety tip, thanks Egon. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-26-2004, 03:36 PM	#7
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	Suck in the guts guys, we're the ghostbusters. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

03-26-2004, 03:33 PM	#6
KWhit Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Conyers GA	Bill Murray might just be the funniest man alive.

03-26-2004, 03:37 PM	#8
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!

03-26-2004, 03:47 PM	#9
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	It's right here Ray. It's looking at me.

03-26-2004, 03:47 PM	#10
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Ugly little spud, isn't he? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-26-2004, 03:49 PM	#11
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I think he can hear you Ray.

03-26-2004, 03:51 PM	#12
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He slimed me. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-26-2004, 03:56 PM	#13
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	Egon, your mucus.

03-26-2004, 03:58 PM	#14
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	One of my favorite lines in the sequel - "You're not going to try one of those old tired cheap come-on lines with me again are you?" "Ohhhh no, I have all NEW cheap come-on lines." __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members. Last edited by AgPete : 03-26-2004 at 04:01 PM.

03-26-2004, 04:15 PM	#15
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	You will have saved the lives of millions of registered voters... __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-26-2004, 04:21 PM	#16
33sherman Mascot Join Date: Nov 2002	"Gozor the traveler. He will come in one of the prechosen forms. During the rectification of the Voldroni the traveler came as a large and moving torgue! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKentric supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a giant slor! Many shugs and zuels knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the slor that day I can tell you." - Vince Klorto, Keymaster of Gozor

03-26-2004, 04:27 PM	#18
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	For a long while, when my toddler son would hand us random items (toys, mostly), my wife and I would say "Thanks, Vinz" in reference to the scene where he hands the lamp to Egon. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-26-2004, 04:38 PM	#19
-Mojo Jojo- High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003	Peter: "Are you, Alice, menstruating?" Librarian: "What's that got to do with anything?" Peter: "Back off man, I'm a scientist."

03-26-2004, 04:45 PM	#20
ScottVib High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: My Computer	It smells like barbequed dog hair.... oh sorry Peter.

03-26-2004, 07:40 PM	#21
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	So, she's a dog. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-27-2004, 08:21 AM	#22
heybrad Norm!!! Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Manassas, VA	Ray: Everything was fine, until the powergrid was shut off by dickless here. Mayor: Is this true? Peter: Yes it's true, this man has no dick.

03-27-2004, 11:57 AM	#23
ScottVib High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: My Computer	She's not my girlfriend. I find her interesting because she's my client and she sleeps above her covers- four feet above her covers. She barks, she drools... Last edited by ScottVib : 03-27-2004 at 11:57 AM.

03-27-2004, 12:01 PM	#24
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	Interestingly enough, I'm headed to Garmisch next Saturday. I'll be on the lookout for the 4-eared beast. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

03-27-2004, 01:14 PM	#26
The_herd College Starter Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Fort Lackland, Texas (San Antonio)	Garmisch is probably the nicest place I've been to. You can ski the Alps, play golf on a beautiful course, or do just about anything you can imagine outdoors. Plus Munich is only about 40 minutes away by train. __________________ Oakland Raiders: HFL's 1970 AC West Champs

03-27-2004, 01:16 PM	#27
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Why worry? Each of us is wearing an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-27-2004, 01:22 PM	#28
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Successful test!

03-27-2004, 05:20 PM	#29
ScottVib High School Varsity Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: My Computer	Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Nice Shootin' Tex!

03-27-2004, 06:38 PM	#30
-Mojo Jojo- High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003	I looked at the trap, Ray!

03-27-2004, 07:03 PM	#31
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	If there's a steady paycheck involved, I'll believe in anything you say.

03-28-2004, 07:10 AM	#32
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	"You mean you never had a Slinky?" "We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it." __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members.

03-28-2004, 10:16 AM	#33
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	I collect spores, molds, and fungus. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

03-29-2004, 10:54 AM	#34
Wolfpack Pro Rookie Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC	"Gozer the Gozerian! Good evening! On behalf of the city, county, and state of New York, I ask you to cease all supernatural activity and return to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension!" "That ought to do it, thanks very much, Ray!"

03-29-2004, 12:00 PM	#35
AgPete College Prospect Join Date: Jan 2001	"Um, your honor. I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Ok, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was stuck in an elevator for 3 hours, and had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them, because one day I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you." __________________ Click here for the FOF2004 World Football League Dynasty (WFL) - Football Goes Global! OOTP5 Psychology Experiment (Incomplete but fun read for MLB fans.) The FOFC All-Time NFL Team - Voted on by FOFC members.

03-29-2004, 12:15 PM	#36
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Nobody steps on a church in my town!

03-29-2004, 01:21 PM	#37
TargetPractice6 College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lexington, KY	Peter: I make it a rule, never get involved with possessed people... actually, it's more of a guideline than a rule.

03-29-2004, 01:24 PM	#38
-Mojo Jojo- High School Varsity Join Date: Nov 2003	Mayor: What do you mean "biblical"? Ray: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Mayor. Real wrath of God type stuff! Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Egon: Forty years of darkness, earthquakes, and volcanos! Winston: The dead rising from the grave! Peter: Human sacrifices, dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!