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Old 04-10-2004, 07:02 PM   #1
cuervo72
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Ban Ron Jeremy

He's just a big slob, can we get him out of here?
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Old 04-11-2004, 12:44 AM   #2
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No date tonight, so you're stuck at home watching porn again, huh?
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Old 04-11-2004, 01:04 AM   #3
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No date tonight, so you're stuck at home watching porn again, huh?

Since that was at 8pm it's entirely possible he was watching his warm up porn for a date later in the evening.
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Old 04-11-2004, 01:16 AM   #4
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Since that was at 8pm it's entirely possible he was watching his warm up porn for a date later in the evening.

That's a very generous assumption.
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Old 04-11-2004, 07:58 AM   #5
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Ron Jeremy is single most important asset fat guys have in the war to nail young girls with big boobs.
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Old 04-11-2004, 09:46 AM   #6
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He's just a big slob, can we get him out of here?
I believe it is called Penis envy little guy!!!

He is not watching Porn he is watching 1 of Ron's "Big Dick" info-mercials.
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Old 04-11-2004, 12:02 PM   #7
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Ron Jeremy is single most important asset fat guys have in the war to nail young girls with big boobs.

Ahhh....beat me to it. He is the "below average" man's hero.
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Old 04-11-2004, 12:32 PM   #8
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Ugly with 15 inch prick is the important distinction to make. I loved his old movies. He used to say the funniest stuff to whoever his partner was.
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