Madden'ing Minute on WW1

[Bonegavel]

I usually ignore Madden's Westwood One's Madden Minutes, but this morning's spot was too much for me to handle. Did anyone hear it? Something about pitchers, and there is always a number 1, 2, and 3 guy in all sports. His blabbering had zero point, which isn't really news, but I don't believe that he is still considered worthy enough to employ.

I was close to thinking it was the guy from Mad TV doing an impersonation, but no, it was the Madden Minute.