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Join Date: Oct 2000
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This is too scary and too funny. You will not believe this.
This morning, I left the house before my wife woke up. She just called me at the office to tell me this:
"Ok, honey. You're not going to believe what I dreamt last night. I had a dream that I was walking in the woods, and ran across this tent where two survivalists were living. They were husband and wife. The husband looked like a mountain man type, and the wife looked like she was Indian/near Eastern but also accustomed to life in the wild. They had tons of anti-government, anarchist, anti-tax-paying pamphletts scattered around the tent, but somehow they had electric power and computers hooked up. They told me that their names were 'wignasty' and 'wignifty.'" This is so wrong and so funny on SOOOOOOO many levels.... 
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04-16-2004, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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*blink* *blink*
WHAFUCK????
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04-16-2004, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Sweden
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Have you been talking in your sleep again?
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04-16-2004, 10:18 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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Odd, I dream of your patriotic shorts nearly every night and imagine you telling me to "Shut yo mouth!"
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04-16-2004, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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I guess that's better than a dream about a cetain other former poster hitting on her on-line.
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04-16-2004, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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Were they cocky and funny?
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04-16-2004, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
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They are like Akbar and Jeff. Brothers or lovers...or both!
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04-16-2004, 10:34 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Were they wearing robes and wizard hats?
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04-16-2004, 10:48 AM
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lolzcat
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: sans pants
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Or fezes and hairshirts?
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04-16-2004, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Avondale, AZ, USA, Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
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Skydog, is your wife on any prescription painkillers at the moment? I remember being on Percocet once for a few days when recovering from surgery, but even that tripped out I never came up with something quite this weird.
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04-16-2004, 12:23 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Moorhead
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Percocet is a great drug.
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04-16-2004, 01:25 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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Good thing she didn't tell you about the dream she had the night before involving the wigs...
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04-16-2004, 01:57 PM
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04-16-2004, 02:00 PM
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Good luck finding that in Fargo.
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04-16-2004, 02:02 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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So which wig is Grizzly Adams and which one is Mother Theresa?
I have my suspicions...
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04-16-2004, 02:23 PM
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Wig is noticeably absent here in this thread cause he and Wigneedy had a child on thursday.
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04-16-2004, 02:32 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Federal Way, WA
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Hmm so Skydogs wife had a dream about Wig and a significant Wigother, around when Wig's wife was having a baby. I'm scared.
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04-16-2004, 06:02 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
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When I read about a wife coming across a tent in the woods, I was certain the phrase Penthouse Forum would follow shortly.
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04-23-2004, 09:52 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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MrsDog is dreaming about me. Sweet.
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04-23-2004, 09:54 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: North Carolina
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I don't know how I missed this last week... but it's hilarious.
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04-23-2004, 09:55 AM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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"...and the wife looked like she was Indian/near Eastern but also accustomed to life in the wild."
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04-23-2004, 10:17 AM
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Location: TX
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Well, it is sort of about him. And strange, too. |
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