Thongs for Men?

Easy Mac · 04-21-2004, 02:13 PM

Why, for the love of god why?

I need new boxers, and I saw that Jockey had a sale at their website. So I click on the men's section to buy some, and on the left side it has links for different kinds of underwear. There's a link for thongs and string bikini's... WTF!! How is wearing a string f'in bikini manly? What is the world coming to? Next you're going to tell me they sell thongs to 5 year olds.

And no, no picks, links... Just look for yourself, because I don't want to get banned.

rkmsuf · 04-21-2004, 02:15 PM

I'm sure they'll be some folks along shortly to tell you about their collection.

WSUCougar · 04-21-2004, 02:36 PM

One of the scariest moments of my life was seeing an overweight French-Canadian wind-surfer in a thong, walking on a Cape Hatteras beach.

JeeberD · 04-21-2004, 02:36 PM

My girlfriend always tells me that she's going to buy me a thong. I then tell her that she can buy me one if she wants, but there's no way in hell she's ever going to get me to wear it...

Butter · 04-21-2004, 02:41 PM

I've worn a thong for my wife before.

That whole string in the ass crack thing... not so hot.

B & B · 04-21-2004, 02:42 PM

Im no stranger to internet shopping. Had an EBAY account for 5+ years, bought the computer Im using right now... online. Artwork, supplies, shoes, vacation packages... yes.

However, I have yet to purchase underwear in any shape or form over the net. Seriously. Dude.

JeeberD · 04-21-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

One of the scariest moments of my life was seeing an overweight French-Canadian wind-surfer in a thong, walking on a Cape Hatteras beach.

So I see that you've met bbor...

bbor · 04-21-2004, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

My girlfriend always tells me that she's going to buy me a thong. I then tell her that she can buy me one if she wants, but there's no way in hell she's ever going to get me to wear it...

I won't tell her you wore it for me

Along with those nipple clamps While smothered in burrito's

FrogMan · 04-21-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

So I see that you've met bbor...

err, bbor would be an English-Canadian, the French-Canadian would be me. DAMN WSUCougar, you told me you'd never tell anyone!!!

FM

JeeberD · 04-21-2004, 02:59 PM

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Originally Posted by bbor

I won't tell her you wore it for me

Along with those nipple clamps While smothered in burrito's

Your tongue was so rough, just like a kitten's. I still have chaffe marks on some places...

Franklinnoble · 04-21-2004, 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

Your tongue was so rough, just like a kitten's. I still have chaffe marks on some places...

I think you've been reading too many posts by The Afoci.

Abe Sargent · 04-21-2004, 03:55 PM

I've worn a thong before. Don't wear it in winter, your ass cheeks get cold through your britches. Otherwise, it was fine. Of course, I am used to tight underwear, I buy it intentionally two sizes too small. I don't like my business jangling.

-Anxiety

Franklinnoble · 04-21-2004, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Anxiety

I've worn a thong before. Don't wear it in winter, your ass cheeks get cold through your britches. Otherwise, it was fine. Of course, I am used to tight underwear, I buy it intentionally two sizes too small. I don't like my business jangling.

-Anxiety

Keeps the ants out when it's nice and snug, does it?

WSUCougar · 04-21-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by FrogMan

err, bbor would be an English-Canadian, the French-Canadian would be me. DAMN WSUCougar, you told me you'd never tell anyone!!!

Yeah, well, send up a warning flare next time.

The Afoci · 04-21-2004, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I think you've been reading too many posts by The Afoci.

He hasn't only been reading the posts...

bbor · 04-21-2004, 10:10 PM

I've never worn a thong...but i HAVE worn pantyhose

04-21-2004, 02:15 PM	#2
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'm sure they'll be some folks along shortly to tell you about their collection. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

04-21-2004, 02:36 PM	#3
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	One of the scariest moments of my life was seeing an overweight French-Canadian wind-surfer in a thong, walking on a Cape Hatteras beach. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

04-21-2004, 02:36 PM	#4
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	My girlfriend always tells me that she's going to buy me a thong. I then tell her that she can buy me one if she wants, but there's no way in hell she's ever going to get me to wear it... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

04-21-2004, 02:41 PM	#5
Butter Coordinator Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Dayton, OH	I've worn a thong for my wife before. That whole string in the ass crack thing... not so hot. __________________ My listening habits

04-21-2004, 02:42 PM	#6
B & B College Benchwarmer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: A sports era long ago when everything didnt require a Nike logo	Im no stranger to internet shopping. Had an EBAY account for 5+ years, bought the computer Im using right now... online. Artwork, supplies, shoes, vacation packages... yes. However, I have yet to purchase underwear in any shape or form over the net. Seriously. Dude. __________________ I think that Rosen will be the best QB in the class. -albionmoonlight

04-21-2004, 03:55 PM	#12
Abe Sargent Hall Of Famer Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Catonsville, MD	I've worn a thong before. Don't wear it in winter, your ass cheeks get cold through your britches. Otherwise, it was fine. Of course, I am used to tight underwear, I buy it intentionally two sizes too small. I don't like my business jangling. -Anxiety __________________ Check out my two current weekly Magic columns! https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/?action=search&page=1&author[]=Abe%20Sargent

04-21-2004, 10:10 PM	#16
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I've never worn a thong...but i HAVE worn pantyhose __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

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