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Death Herald
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Le stelle la notte sono grandi e luminose nel cuore profondo del Texas
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Wizard robe and hat, charging rhinos, and more!
Here's a link to one of our favorite sites, with a lot more chats captured. Quite a few more good ones, but it's almost impossible to top the first round.
hxxp://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm
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Thinkin' of a master plan 'Cuz ain't nuthin' but sweat inside my hand So I dig into my pocket, all my money is spent So I dig deeper but still comin' up with lint |
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04-22-2004, 11:56 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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OK, the one about 4 or 5 down, where she is trying to be sexy, and he's acting like a geek having sex for the first time, had me in stitches. I really can't believe she stuck around after the sneezing on her breasts and getting a pubic hair caught in his throat. Good stuff.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-22-2004, 12:03 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Houston, or there about
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Oh good stuff. You need to go back to the wizard robes sometimes. And Ksyrup, I agree, that person had patience beyond where I'd be willing to go.
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04-22-2004, 12:04 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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man that was funny...couldn't stop laughing. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong
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04-22-2004, 12:10 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I think that guy was Sol Rosenberg. He should have brought his shoes and glasses...so he had them.
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-22-2004, 12:11 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK? Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red. Sweetheart: Can I help? Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups? Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink. Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better. Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover. Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now. Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you. Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom? Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall. Wellhung: I found it. LOL!
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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04-22-2004, 12:16 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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somehow this was perfectly ok
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom. Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover. Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid. Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return. Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh! Sweetheart: What's the matter now? Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way. this chat is a keeper.
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04-22-2004, 12:31 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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fuck you all. I am still pissed about my hamper
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04-22-2004, 12:31 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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AWESOME!
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04-22-2004, 01:16 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Bay Area
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There's nothing more serious than a rhino...
hxxp://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=583&e=1&u=/nm/20040422/od_nm/rhino_dc |
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04-22-2004, 02:48 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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i drop kick you, and rip off your left leg leaving a small bloody stump. "you aint pretty no more!!!"
hahahahaha |
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04-22-2004, 02:56 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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cheesedog: I cover your ears with my hands as I eat you.
cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back. cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs* VictimX_27: ??? cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!! cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!! cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap.... VictimX_27: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!!! cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!! cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in! VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny! cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT! cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area** cheesedog: Slimer is in there too.. VictimX_27: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE! cheesedog: I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP! cheesedog: Now...Slimer sticks his green, slimey cock in your pigmentless ass. cheesedog: **HE SLIMES YOU!** VictimX_27: Never talk to me again! cheesedog: He cums all over your hair... but no one notices cause its the same color VictimX_27: FUCK YOUUUU cheesedog: He eats a powdered donut! VictimX_27: SHUT UP AND FUCK YOUUUU!!!!! cheesedog: o wait! It was your hand, you scary, white whore! hahgahaha |
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04-22-2004, 03:49 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Iowa City, IA
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that one was hilarious  Probably the third best one after the Wizard and the Rhino. |
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04-22-2004, 07:58 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Portland, OR
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Don't forget the pizza delivery boy. |
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04-22-2004, 08:08 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Allen Park, MI
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04-27-2004, 09:32 AM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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i needed to read these again...too great.
"Aint nothing more serious then a rhino about to charge your ass!"
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Underachievement The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower. Despair It's always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Demotivation Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people. http://www.despair.com/viewall.html |
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04-27-2004, 11:09 AM
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College Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
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The Ghostbusters bit is classic.
Egon and Ray sneak in from the back... |
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