Translation help?

[Mr. Wednesday]

My Spanish is a little lacking in the vocabulary department...

Originally Posted by sangeronimosud

puto como estas, bien me parece que le tiraron una bomba adonde quedaron las torres gemelas, ahora a quien le van a hacer elmonumento, gil,puto del orto trolazo.....gilazoooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gracias in advance...

[lytic]

please come to my house for a bbq and some tacos and some enchiladas, you bring the chips and dip... yummy!!!!

[Alf]

He talks about the "bombing" in the Twin Towers. He says, now, they are going to make a monument.

The puto..., puto del orto, trolazo, gilazo are obviuos slang words like the way you use fuck in english.

So, I don't know if it's an aggresive mail, or a sympathetic one...

For more appropriate translation, PM BreizhManu (he speaks spanish) or Icy (he is spanish)

[Nyarlahotep]

Well damn. That bbq one sounded so much nicer.

[JeeberD]

Puto is the masculine version of whore.

The only spanish that I know is the cuss words...

[Icy]

Umm well it's Spanish from South America where they use way more slang than we do in Spain. He uses a lot of terms that means whore (but refering to gay prostitutes, i don't know the english term for that ), dumbass etc, but depending on how friend you both are, it could be used as agression or as joke/friendship as south americans are used a lot to call that kind of words each other betwen friends.
In Spanish slang, every insult can be used also as friendly call. For example, if somebody insult you with "hijoputa" he is callling you "son of a bitch" but if a friend calls you "hijoputa" he means that you're a lucky guy. As this could end in problems on internet, we need to use tons of smilies.
That is the cause of Spanish language being so hard to learn for English speakers, every word means a lot of things depending on the situation and who says it.

Here is the translation anyway:
Hey you whore, how are you? I think that you got bombed at the Twin Towers, to who are you going to dedicate the new monument now? whore, asshole, dumbass!!!!!

[Alf]

joder !

[FrogMan]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Puto is the masculine version of whore.

The only spanish that I know is the cuss words...

Damn, I knew you'd be useful in our little forum

FM

[fantastic flying froggies]

Originally Posted by Icy

Here is the translation anyway:
Hey you whore, how are you? I think that you got bombed at the Twin Towers, to who are you going to dedicate the new monument now? whore, asshole, dumbass!!!!!

Hmm, I'm not quite sure I'd like to hear that, even if it came from my best friend...

[lytic]

I like my yummy tacos one better.

[Icy]

Originally Posted by fantastic flying froggies

Hmm, I'm not quite sure I'd like to hear that, even if it came from my best friend...

Me neither, specially the part about the T.Towers and monuments, i don't like jokes about that. About calling me whore or anything like that i wouldn't take it so seriously from a friend.

[Mr. Wednesday]

Thanks, Alf and Icy.