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Maurice Clarett sues to run in Kentucky Derby
Just thought I'd start one of these cocky and funny parody type threads. Still, I laugh at Cry-baby, Maurice "Leon" Clarett.... There's no I in team. "Yeah, well there ain't no we either." Sounds like a Clarett line to me...
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04-28-2004, 04:46 PM
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I blame Fritz.
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04-28-2004, 04:53 PM
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I can't blame Fritz. He has had enough to deal with since his tragic fishing accident.
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04-28-2004, 07:41 PM
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This is by far the funniest parody thread I've seen in a while.
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04-28-2004, 08:22 PM
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It was a great title, but lacked body. The lack of substance behind the title is the problem with the recent blast of "parody" threads. Of course many of them lack a good title as well.
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster Last edited by Fritz : 04-28-2004 at 08:23 PM. |
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04-28-2004, 09:37 PM
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He can't...he's too old.
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04-29-2004, 02:18 AM
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He behaves like a three year old. |
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04-29-2004, 02:21 AM
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I thought that you didn't understand the hatred of Clarrett...
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04-29-2004, 03:27 AM
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Well, I could have taken the time to write an excellent story of Clarett's chances in the derby and how he won't be able to feed his family if he isn't allowed to run because he can't get any job that doesn't have running involved. He tried, but he misspelled "Mcdawneldz" on the application... But sometimes I just don't have the proper amount of time at work.
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04-29-2004, 07:43 AM
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I'm not asking for him to be horsewhipped, like many others. But I'm not defending him as anything but a smarmy jerk. I see a middle ground. |
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04-29-2004, 08:01 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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If he wins this lawsuit, though, that's exactly what would happen. Who'd be his jockey, anyway? My vote goes to Shorty.
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04-29-2004, 08:05 AM
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The double entendre was intentional. |
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04-29-2004, 08:11 AM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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Sometimes I need things spelled out for me. As long as that particular one wasn't intended to be sexual in nature, that is...
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M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." |
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