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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Epic Sappy Song
My wife and I sometimes use the DirectTV music channels for background music, and quite often the "80s" is the choice. Yesterday I heard a song which sounded vaguely familiar for its syrupy, overly-sweet sound, and if I heard the lyrics correctly I thought it might rank as one of the epic sappy songs. So I looked it up on the internet, and sure enough…
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YEESH!
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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Whoring rhymes with exploring. Brilliant!
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Scottsdale, Arizona
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I have decided that this will be my choice of song for my American Idol tryout next year...Like to see them tell me im bad after i rhyme that
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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I like the rhyme "your snoring turned me to whoring" better.
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
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The "whoring" line is getting all the attention.
But what about "I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'posed to see." What the hell is that saying?
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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It doesn't matter...kings and things rhyme!
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Stadium Announcer
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Burke, VA
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"I've been undressed by kings and seen their cock rings" rhymes too...
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Rider Of Rohan
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
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...but it couldn't be mentioned specifically in the song, because that would go beyond "subtle whoring."
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