It's...her period!

sabotai · 05-14-2004, 03:20 PM

Yes, I am pleased to announce that once again, the woman I have regular "relations" with has gone on the rag. Another successful month of not getting her pregnant.

WSUCougar · 05-14-2004, 03:20 PM

korme · 05-14-2004, 03:21 PM

TLI

I demand more

rkmsuf · 05-14-2004, 03:21 PM

It's like your own personal casino

sovereignstar · 05-14-2004, 03:22 PM

I can almost guarantee you that with each coming month your players are going to become more motivated to slip one past the goalie.

Franklinnoble · 05-14-2004, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

Yes, I am pleased to announce that once again, the woman I have regular "relations" with has gone on the rag. Another successful month of not getting her pregnant.

You're probably sterile.

Lucky bastard.

sabotai · 05-14-2004, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

You're probably sterile.

Lucky bastard.

I wouldn't be surprised. With the amount of jacking off I have done in my life, my two sperm factories down there have probably run out of raw materials.

WSUCougar · 05-14-2004, 03:26 PM

Waaaaaaaaaaay TMI

Ksyrup · 05-14-2004, 03:31 PM

Ants and socks.

Surtt · 05-14-2004, 03:37 PM

Russian roulette, dude.
At the minimum your gambling with 1/4 of your earnings for the next 18 years.

WSUCougar · 05-14-2004, 03:39 PM

Who says romance is dead?

vex · 05-14-2004, 03:40 PM

This is an odd thread.

sabotai · 05-14-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

Russian roulette, dude.
At the minimum your gambling with 1/4 of your earnings for the next 18 years.

I don't earn that much for it to be just 1/4th. Besides, we use birth control (I know it's not 100%, but it's a bit better than the 1-6 odds of russian roulette.

)

Ksyrup · 05-14-2004, 03:43 PM

Now that we've had #2, we're trying to decide how NOT to have #3. As difficult as it was for us to have #2 (2+ years of trying), it would be just my luck to resort to condoms and have her pregnant in less than 6 months! The full-proof options aren't that appealing, though.

sabotai · 05-14-2004, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Ants and socks.

I'll have you know that I use kleenex now instead of socks.

sabotai · 05-14-2004, 03:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Now that we've had #2, we're trying to decide how NOT to have #3. As difficult as it was for us to have #2 (2+ years of trying), it would be just my luck to resort to condoms and have her pregnant in less than 6 months!

...with triplets.

Ksyrup · 05-14-2004, 03:45 PM

Exactly!

Surtt · 05-14-2004, 03:49 PM

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

DanGarion · 05-14-2004, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by sovereignstar

I can almost guarantee you that with each coming month your players are going to become more motivated to slip one past the goalie.

Fortunately that's one of the top 10 most difficult things to do is sports!!!

sabotai · 05-14-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

Damn, then we should have had like 20 kids by now...

Ksyrup · 05-14-2004, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

Since we're married, that changes the equation, and we'll only average 2 pregnancies every 60 years! Woohoo!

Surtt · 05-14-2004, 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

we'll only average 2 pregnancies every 60 years!

Sounds like my ex.

WSUCougar · 05-14-2004, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Since we're married, that changes the equation, and we'll only average 2 pregnancies every 60 years! Woohoo!

GOLD

Draft Dodger · 05-14-2004, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

4 times in the same week?
Where do I sign up?

WSUCougar · 05-14-2004, 04:36 PM

Maybe Surtt was referring to that horny, homicidal horse.

Samdari · 05-14-2004, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week.
It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

The "percent effective" numbers quoted for birth control are per year of using it, not per act.

I.e. the pill, at 99% effective, has 1% of women using it as their only birth control method get pregnant each year.

Surtt · 05-14-2004, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Maybe Surtt was referring to that horny, homicidal horse.

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korme · 05-14-2004, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by WSUCougar

Maybe Surtt was referring to that horny, homicidal horse.

you got me crackin up on that one wsu

oykib · 05-14-2004, 07:48 PM

Even most of that 1% is made up of misuse of the devices and or general stupidity. Also, you have to combine a defective condaom with one of her fertile periods (no pun intended) to hit the jackpot.

kcchief19 · 05-14-2004, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Samdari

The "percent effective" numbers quoted for birth control are per year of using it, not per act.

I.e. the pill, at 99% effective, has 1% of women using it as their only birth control method get pregnant each year.

So, at 4 sex acts per week, to have two kids a year, you'd have to have sex once with 200 different women. Ay carumba!

The Marble of the Obvious goes to whomever makes the first Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberlain joke.

JeeberD · 05-14-2004, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by sabotai

It's...her period!

It's always a big relief, isn't it?

McSweeny · 05-14-2004, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JeeberD

It's always a big relief, isn't it?

nothing like a nervous month here or there

pennywisesb · 05-14-2004, 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by McSweeny

nothing like a nervous month here or there

try 2 months one time.... that was alittle iffy for awhile until the day came and we both rejoiced! apparently she just went irregular for some reason.

Ragone · 05-14-2004, 10:40 PM

He puts the biscuit in the basket!

That should be the title of the thread you make in the dynasty section

Airhog · 05-14-2004, 10:40 PM

ah, there is no greater sight than a woman bleeding after having 30 straight days of unprotected sex!

SackAttack · 05-14-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Airhog

ah, there is no greater sight than a woman bleeding after having 30 straight days of unprotected sex!

Are you sure that's her period?

McSweeny · 05-14-2004, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

Are you sure that's her period?

hahaha

i was trying to think of a witty respones to this, but you beat me to it

Airhog · 05-14-2004, 10:49 PM

pretty sure, after have sex with fritz for 4 weeks straight KY gave me a lifetime supply of KY

05-14-2004, 03:21 PM	#4
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	It's like your own personal casino __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

05-14-2004, 03:26 PM	#8
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Waaaaaaaaaaay TMI __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-14-2004, 03:31 PM	#9
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Ants and socks. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-14-2004, 03:39 PM	#11
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Who says romance is dead? __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-14-2004, 03:43 PM	#14
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Now that we've had #2, we're trying to decide how NOT to have #3. As difficult as it was for us to have #2 (2+ years of trying), it would be just my luck to resort to condoms and have her pregnant in less than 6 months! The full-proof options aren't that appealing, though. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-14-2004, 03:20 PM	#2
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	TMI __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-14-2004, 03:21 PM	#3
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	TLI I demand more

05-14-2004, 03:22 PM	#5
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I can almost guarantee you that with each coming month your players are going to become more motivated to slip one past the goalie.

05-14-2004, 03:37 PM	#10
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Russian roulette, dude. At the minimum your gambling with 1/4 of your earnings for the next 18 years.

05-14-2004, 03:40 PM	#12
vex Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Tulsa	This is an odd thread.

05-14-2004, 03:45 PM	#17
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Exactly! __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

05-14-2004, 03:49 PM	#18
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	If your birth control method is 99% effective and have sex 4 times a week. It only averages out to 2 pregnancies a year.

05-14-2004, 04:36 PM	#25
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	Maybe Surtt was referring to that horny, homicidal horse. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

05-14-2004, 07:48 PM	#29
oykib College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	Even most of that 1% is made up of misuse of the devices and or general stupidity. Also, you have to combine a defective condaom with one of her fertile periods (no pun intended) to hit the jackpot.

05-14-2004, 10:40 PM	#34
Ragone Pro Rookie Join Date: May 2002 Location: Kansas City, Mo	He puts the biscuit in the basket! That should be the title of the thread you make in the dynasty section Last edited by Ragone : 05-14-2004 at 10:42 PM.

05-14-2004, 10:40 PM	#35
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	ah, there is no greater sight than a woman bleeding after having 30 straight days of unprotected sex! __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

05-14-2004, 10:49 PM	#38
Airhog Captain Obvious Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Norman, Oklahoma	pretty sure, after have sex with fritz for 4 weeks straight KY gave me a lifetime supply of KY __________________ Thread Killer extraordinaire Yay! its football season once again!

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