Diaries

[Ben E Lou]

HER DIARY

Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We
made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was
shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he
was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he
made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I
suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk,
he agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him
what was wrong - he said, "Nothing." I asked him if it
was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing
to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply
smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior;
I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you, too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he
wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat
there and watched T.V.; he seemed distant and absent.
Finally I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later
he came to bed and to my surprise he responded to my
caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was
distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I
decided to confront him with the situation but he had
fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too
fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure
that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a
disaster.




HIS DIARY

Had a bad round of golf, but at least I got laid.

[sabotai]

So true...

[McSweeny]

wow that so reminds me of a relationship that i was in recently

[Suicane75]

Heh.

[Ragone]

I've saw that joke with just about anything put in the guys diary

from
Alabama Lost today

to

My favorite nascar driver lost today

[cthomer5000]

sad but true.

[JeeberD]

Originally Posted by Ragone

Alabama Lost today

I've always seen the version in which "The Cowboys lost today"...

[Zippo]

lol