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Old 06-18-2004, 07:24 PM   #1
Glengoyne
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This might spell trouble for this relationship

I just got this on Fox News's "Out There" column.

Passionate Woman Bites Off Boyfriend's Tongue While Kissing

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) — A St. Paul woman who became frightened Wednesday morning when her boyfriend squeezed her too tightly while they kissed ended up biting off part of his tongue, police said.

"I guess I bit down too hard," the woman told officers, explaining that she has been victimized by men.

The woman, who is 43, was arrested for assault and could be charged Thursday in Ramsey County, investigators said.

The man who was bitten, who is 47 and also from St. Paul, walked with the woman from her home to a restaurant, where they called police around 3:10 a.m. He was taken to Regions Hospital (search), where he was treated and released.

Officers went to the woman's home to look for the tongue, but they couldn't find it.

The woman, who had been drinking with her boyfriend, told them she doesn't remember what happened to the end of his tongue. Police estimate that it measured about 1.5 inches.

She might have swallowed it, the woman said.

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I just don't know if I could date a girl that had bitten off two inches of my tongue. Oral sex would be too stressful.


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Old 06-18-2004, 07:27 PM   #2
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Whoa...

They don't know what happened to the tongue?
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Old 06-18-2004, 07:42 PM   #3
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[quote=Glengoyne]I just got this on Fox News's "Out There" column.

"I guess I bit down too hard," the woman told officers, explaining that she has been victimized by men.

Yeah, i guess so lady, you bit off 1.5 inches of his tongue! Does anyone ever wonder why this stuff doesn't happen in California?
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Old 06-18-2004, 07:54 PM   #4
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Because if this were to happen, it would probably be a new fade then.
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Old 06-18-2004, 07:56 PM   #5
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At least she was only kissing him.
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Old 06-18-2004, 08:51 PM   #6
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At least she was only kissing him.

...and it was only his tongue.
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Old 06-18-2004, 09:53 PM   #7
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definately, the guy has to look for the positive...there it is..
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Old 06-18-2004, 10:17 PM   #8
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Just proves the French really ARE out to get us.
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