is this still an acceptable practice?

MrIllini · 07-08-2004, 03:34 PM

at the risk of starting another C-Twan type of epic thread, I have a question for the group

is it still acceptable practice in this day and age (making the assumption that it once was), to simply walk up to someone you find attractive but don't know and ask them on a date?

for instance...

me: "I'll have two Bud Lights."
hot blonde bartender: "That's $3."
me: "Here ya go. What's your name?"
hot blonde bartender: "Hot Blonde Bartender."
me: "Hi Hot Blonde Bartender, I'm MrIllini. I know that we don't know each other, but I find you quite attractive. Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?"

now obviously there's always the chance that hot blonde bartender responds with "That's my enormous bouncer of a boyfriend over there by the door, so no."

but on the off chance she rolls with it, might be worth it

is this a bullshit move?

Raiders Army · 07-08-2004, 03:36 PM

As long as the hot blonde bartender is female, you're good. What's the worst that can happen?

sachmo71 · 07-08-2004, 03:40 PM

As long as you are cocky and funny when you say it, you could tell her her mother was a whore and she'd be with you.

Don't you pay attention?

sorry! No, it's not BS, as long as you are being yourself. If there is a connection, it doesn't really matter how you approach the person. Well, according to me, at least. Hornsmaniac would tell you differently.

sabotai · 07-08-2004, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

As long as the hot blonde bartender is female, you're good. What's the worst that can happen?

The big bounder boyfriend could be the very jealous, jump-to-conclusions, don't-you-even-dare-look-at-my-woman type.

Noop · 07-08-2004, 03:47 PM

Yes. Sounds good to me...

Franklinnoble · 07-08-2004, 03:48 PM

The Ladies' Man recommends you try doing it in the butt.

Surtt · 07-08-2004, 03:50 PM

Who would name their daughter Hot Blonde Bartender?

Desnudo · 07-08-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

Who would name their daughter Hot Blonde Bartender?

The same family that names their son ESPN.

SackAttack · 07-08-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

The Ladies' Man recommends you try doing it in the butt.

Franklinnoble has 5,423 posts. How many of them have been repetitions of the above?

Wait, scratch that, I really don't want to know.

Ksyrup · 07-08-2004, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Surtt

Who would name their daughter Hot Blonde Bartender?

The McCall's, the Curiel's, and the Blondeel's might.

Ksyrup · 07-08-2004, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Desnudo

The same family that names their son ESPN.

D'oh! You beat me to it.

Franklinnoble · 07-08-2004, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by SackAttack

Franklinnoble has 5,423 posts. How many of them have been repetitions of the above?

Wait, scratch that, I really don't want to know.

I could just make it a sig line already, but I think it has a certain charm when I just whip it out whenever someone asks for girl advice around here. It never ceases to amuse me.

MrIllini · 07-08-2004, 04:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Raiders Army

As long as the hot blonde bartender is female, you're good. What's the worst that can happen?

she's quite female from the looks of it

NoMyths · 07-08-2004, 04:40 PM

Damn, beaten to the punch.

MrIllini · 07-08-2004, 04:41 PM

is turning bright red and very eloquently responding with "oh." the proper response when she says she has a boyfriend?

AnalBumCover · 07-08-2004, 04:42 PM

The real question here is: Where in the heck do they sell two Bud Lites for $3?

MrIllini · 07-08-2004, 04:44 PM

college towns

Ksyrup · 07-08-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I could just make it a sig line already, but I think it has a certain charm when I just whip it out whenever someone asks for girl advice around here. It never ceases to amuse me.

I find it charming. In fact, Franklinnoble, I know that we barely know each other, but I find you quite attractive. Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?

Franklinnoble · 07-08-2004, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

I find it charming. In fact, Franklinnoble, I know that we barely know each other, but I find you quite attractive. Would you like to have dinner with me sometime?

You had me at hello.

Rizon · 07-08-2004, 04:59 PM

Of course it's ok. I'm sure not enough guys hit on the hot blonde bartender. It would be refreshing for her to get hit on while she puts in her 8.

LloydLungs · 07-08-2004, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

but I think it has a certain charm when I just whip it out

Uhhhh...

Noop · 07-08-2004, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MrIllini

is turning bright red and very eloquently responding with "oh." the proper response when she says she has a boyfriend?

Tell her you are sad to hear she is taken and that he(her man) is a lucky guy. Next time your over there ignore her a little bit so she can wonder why you aren't paying attention to her. This will set in motion something you wanted...Or so I have heard

noop

DanGarion · 07-08-2004, 05:08 PM

Hrm... I was thinking something along the lines of this today as well. We have this really cute new intern here at my work and she always smiles when I pass her but we've never really talked...

Raiders Army · 07-09-2004, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by MrIllini

she's quite female from the looks of it

Pics?

Raiders Army · 07-09-2004, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by dangarion

Hrm... I was thinking something along the lines of this today as well. We have this really cute new intern here at my work and she always smiles when I pass her but we've never really talked...

Pics?

TRO · 07-09-2004, 09:04 AM

Nick, you come here for advise first? I'm hurt, really really hurt...

rkmsuf · 07-09-2004, 09:04 AM

why waste time on the dinner?

KevinNU7 · 07-09-2004, 10:06 AM

"I noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to put you on notice, that I noticed you back."

cuervo72 · 07-09-2004, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by TRO

Nick, you come here for advise first? I'm hurt, really really hurt...

No, this is old news from the DCM. Except in our version, it was Miller High Life for $1 each.

Fritz · 07-09-2004, 11:24 AM

Can this involve bodyshots of RIccola and Jaeger?

MrIllini · 07-12-2004, 08:21 AM

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Originally Posted by cuervo72

No, this is old news from the DCM. Except in our version, it was Miller High Life for $1 each.

that was at the second bar I went to

$1.50 bud light was from HBB at the first bar

nooch

MrIllini · 07-15-2004, 09:18 AM

well, went back looking for HBB last night, and she was nowhere to be found

looks like counting on a regular schedule isn't going to get it done...apparently I will have to go to the bar more often

Coffee Warlord · 07-15-2004, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MrIllini

well, went back looking for HBB last night, and she was nowhere to be found

looks like counting on a regular schedule isn't going to get it done...apparently I will have to go to the bar more often

Pics! In fact. Tell me which bar. I have friends who work at UIUC. I'll have THEM get us pics!

MrIllini · 07-15-2004, 09:38 AM

she'd have to be there for me to get pics

duh

MrIllini · 07-22-2004, 08:33 AM

update

saw HBB at the bar last night

...I'm at the bar...I'm ordering drinks...I'm at the point of no return...

and my buddy's girlfriend plops down next to me and starts talking to me

the inadvertent cockblock...ARGH

now I have to spend more time at the bar again, oh darn

Samdari · 07-22-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MrIllini

update

saw HBB at the bar last night

...I'm at the bar...I'm ordering drinks...I'm at the point of no return...

and my buddy's girlfriend plops down next to me and starts talking to me

the inadvertent cockblock...ARGH

now I have to spend more time at the bar again, oh darn

If she's hot, give her a whirl. You can make more friends.

Balldog · 07-22-2004, 08:57 AM

This reminds me some of what happened to me last month, a hot chick walked in while I was at the bar with my best friend's girlfriend. She is always helping me scope out chicks, so for the hell of it I decided to by this hot chick and her friend a beer thinking nothing of the fact that I am sitting at the bar with another girl.

I noticed she was checking me out a little and the more I looked at her the more familiar she looked but I couldn't remember where I had seen her. After about 10 minutes she came over and introduced herself, she said I looked familiar. Turns out she works at a resturaunt that I frequent from time to time. Before she left I asked her if I can call her some time and she gave me her digits. I called like 4 or 5 days later and we talked for like an hour. Before I hung I asked her if she wanted to go out sometime. She said "yeah but I am going out of town for a week, I'll call you when I get back" A month went by and I just figured she wasn't interested, not really thinking about it or caring my friend's gf and I went to the resturaunt she worked at last week and she was working. I didn't talk to her or anything. The next night she called me and last night we went on a date.

One time us coaches took our players to the resturaunt and the players proceded to try to find me a woman, of course they picked probably the ugliest one who happened to be our waitress as well. Bastards gave her my number and she called me like a million times before she got the hint. Well the ugly chick was telling the hot chick about me while we where there and that is what she remembered me from.

07-08-2004, 03:47 PM	#5
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Yes. Sounds good to me... __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

07-08-2004, 04:40 PM	#14
NoMyths Poet in Residence Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Charleston, SC	Damn, beaten to the punch. Last edited by NoMyths : 07-08-2004 at 04:46 PM.

07-08-2004, 04:41 PM	#15
MrIllini High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where you live	is turning bright red and very eloquently responding with "oh." the proper response when she says she has a boyfriend? __________________ if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

07-08-2004, 04:42 PM	#16
AnalBumCover College Starter Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: La Mirada, CA	The real question here is: Where in the heck do they sell two Bud Lites for $3? __________________ ABC's Game Giveaway list

07-08-2004, 04:44 PM	#17
MrIllini High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where you live	college towns __________________ if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

07-08-2004, 03:36 PM	#2
Raiders Army Coordinator Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Black Hole	As long as the hot blonde bartender is female, you're good. What's the worst that can happen?

07-08-2004, 03:40 PM	#3
sachmo71 The boy who cried Trout Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: TX	As long as you are cocky and funny when you say it, you could tell her her mother was a whore and she'd be with you. Don't you pay attention? sorry! No, it's not BS, as long as you are being yourself. If there is a connection, it doesn't really matter how you approach the person. Well, according to me, at least. Hornsmaniac would tell you differently.

07-08-2004, 03:48 PM	#6
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	The Ladies' Man recommends you try doing it in the butt.

07-08-2004, 03:50 PM	#7
Surtt College Benchwarmer Join Date: Nov 2003	Who would name their daughter Hot Blonde Bartender?

07-08-2004, 05:08 PM	#23
DanGarion Coordinator Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: PNW	Hrm... I was thinking something along the lines of this today as well. We have this really cute new intern here at my work and she always smiles when I pass her but we've never really talked... __________________ Los Angeles Dodgers Check out the FOFC Groups on Facebook! and Reddit! DON'T REPORT ME BRO!

07-09-2004, 09:04 AM	#26
TRO College Prospect Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Louisburg, KS	Nick, you come here for advise first? I'm hurt, really really hurt... __________________ TRA, the Royal Ape

07-09-2004, 09:04 AM	#27
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	why waste time on the dinner? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-09-2004, 10:06 AM	#28
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	"I noticed you noticing me, and I just wanted to put you on notice, that I noticed you back." __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

07-09-2004, 11:24 AM	#30
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Can this involve bodyshots of RIccola and Jaeger? __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

07-15-2004, 09:18 AM	#32
MrIllini High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where you live	well, went back looking for HBB last night, and she was nowhere to be found looks like counting on a regular schedule isn't going to get it done...apparently I will have to go to the bar more often __________________ if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

07-15-2004, 09:38 AM	#34
MrIllini High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where you live	she'd have to be there for me to get pics duh __________________ if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

07-22-2004, 08:33 AM	#35
MrIllini High School Varsity Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Where you live	update saw HBB at the bar last night ...I'm at the bar...I'm ordering drinks...I'm at the point of no return... and my buddy's girlfriend plops down next to me and starts talking to me the inadvertent cockblock...ARGH now I have to spend more time at the bar again, oh darn __________________ if i said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

07-22-2004, 08:57 AM	#37
Balldog Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Macomb, MI	This reminds me some of what happened to me last month, a hot chick walked in while I was at the bar with my best friend's girlfriend. She is always helping me scope out chicks, so for the hell of it I decided to by this hot chick and her friend a beer thinking nothing of the fact that I am sitting at the bar with another girl. I noticed she was checking me out a little and the more I looked at her the more familiar she looked but I couldn't remember where I had seen her. After about 10 minutes she came over and introduced herself, she said I looked familiar. Turns out she works at a resturaunt that I frequent from time to time. Before she left I asked her if I can call her some time and she gave me her digits. I called like 4 or 5 days later and we talked for like an hour. Before I hung I asked her if she wanted to go out sometime. She said "yeah but I am going out of town for a week, I'll call you when I get back" A month went by and I just figured she wasn't interested, not really thinking about it or caring my friend's gf and I went to the resturaunt she worked at last week and she was working. I didn't talk to her or anything. The next night she called me and last night we went on a date. One time us coaches took our players to the resturaunt and the players proceded to try to find me a woman, of course they picked probably the ugliest one who happened to be our waitress as well. Bastards gave her my number and she called me like a million times before she got the hint. Well the ugly chick was telling the hot chick about me while we where there and that is what she remembered me from.

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