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Old 07-09-2004, 02:05 PM   #1
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Why I love Big Tits

After not having been around Big Tits in about a year (I prefer Ass), I needed some cheap thrills and remembered that they had them. I used to work the predecessor to the Big Tits (Puffies), and have some fond memories of my summer and holiday jobs as a teen, but don't go for them often. I found mounds of flesh for a pair of drinks at happy hour. Does it get any better? They also make milk now (plain, not enricheched, skim, chocolate , etc.).
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:05 PM   #2
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:06 PM   #3
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:06 PM   #4
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fucking immune elitist.
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:08 PM   #5
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immune?
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:10 PM   #6
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...and have some fond mAmories of my summer and holiday jobs as a teen, but don't go for them often.


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Old 07-09-2004, 02:45 PM   #7
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immune?

From my comment in the other thread that the fucking elitists have declared parody threads to be passe'. You're apparently immune.

With good reason, of course.
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Old 07-09-2004, 02:52 PM   #8
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****must...resist... urge... to ... post... pix.....****
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Old 07-09-2004, 03:16 PM   #9
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From my comment in the other thread that the fucking elitists have declared parody threads to be passe'. You're apparently immune.

With good reason, of course.


ah. the elitists are beneath me
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Old 07-09-2004, 03:29 PM   #10
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****must...resist... urge... to ... post... pix.....****

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What he said
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Old 07-10-2004, 12:00 AM   #11
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Nothin' like a trip to the old Big Tits...right next to the Virgin Megastore
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:24 AM   #12
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bump

I just like the thread title. It should be a sticky.
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Old 07-21-2004, 09:13 AM   #13
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Good lord why?
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Old 07-21-2004, 11:55 AM   #14
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Good lord why?

I don't wanna spend time in the box with Bucc.
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Old 07-21-2004, 12:01 PM   #15
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I don't wanna spend time in the box with Bucc.

I totally missed that one. What did Buc get sent to the box for?
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Old 07-21-2004, 12:05 PM   #16
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I totally missed that one. What did Buc get sent to the box for?

Threatening to post photos of himself in SkyDog's patriotic speedos.
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Old 07-21-2004, 12:08 PM   #17
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Yes he is.


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Old 07-21-2004, 12:31 PM   #18
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here's your pic



found via a google search for "big tits".
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Old 07-21-2004, 12:41 PM   #19
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I totally missed that one. What did Buc get sent to the box for?

I missed this too. Wha happad?
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Old 07-21-2004, 12:49 PM   #20
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I missed this too. Wha happad?

he wasn't athlectical enough to escape the dark jedi
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