OT: Yet another joke

[sachmo71]

Sorry, but this one cracked me up, too!

I apologize to all of my northern brethern...

Remember the Alamo
> > >
> > > A Texan was shopping in downtown San Antonio when he
> > > looked up at the top of a tall building & saw a man ready to
>jump...So he
> > > yelled, "Stop, remember you're someone with value!"
> > >
> > > The man yelled back, "I just lost everything in the
> > > stock market!"
> > >
> > > "But you're important to your wife," yelled the Texan.
> > >
> > > "She divorced me & took everything I had that wasn't
> > > in the stock market."
> > >
> > > "Your children! Remember your children," yelled the Texan
> > > "They never call," said the man.
> > >
> > > "Then your parents!! Remember your parents," yelled
> > > the Texan.
> > >
> > > "Dead as a doornail," said the man.
> > >
> > > "Then for God's sake, remember the Alamo!" yelled
> > > the Texan.
> > > The man shouted, "What's the Alamo?"
> > >
> > > The Texan yelled, "Jump, Yankee!"