Mystery Creature Lurks in Central Maryland

korme · 07-19-2004, 07:02 PM

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Mystery Creature Lurks In Central Maryland

POSTED: 5:19 am EDT July 19, 2004
UPDATED: 10:42 am EDT July 19, 2004

GLYNDON, Md. -- A mystery animal is on the loose in Baltimore County and not even the experts can pin down what it is.A Glyndon man found a way to secretly record the beast while it grazed in his yard. For a while it was just lurking in the woods watching the Wroe family until the Wroes started watching it.

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	What Is The Creature?

Jay Wroe: "My truck was parked here, started getting in my truck. I kind of saw it there where the sunlight is and said what in the world is that?"Jacob Wroe: "It looked so weird to me. I didn't know what it was."Wanting to get a better look at the beast stalking his family, Jay Wroe put technology to work for him.Jay Wroe: "The next day, I hooked up just portable motion detectors, and put them down back in the woods there."The trap worked.Jay Wroe: "Very bizarre. I went and got my father and cousin and they came and looked at it and their reactions were pretty much the same -- what in the world are we looking at?"Pictures Of The Unusual Creature In MarylandMore than a month after the first sighting, the creature has become a neighborhood regular and showing up often.

Glyndon mystery creature

Kim Carlsen: "It comes to our house. It's been up in the woods for a while and it comes up through the bottom of our yard and eats our cat food."Despite the fact it's lurking in these woods and no one knows when or where it will come out, no one here seems afraid of it.Jacob Wroe: "I don't know, it doesn't look like it's going to harm anybody."Even the other neighborhood animals like Bullwinkle the dog next door seem okay with the beast.Kim Carlsen: "It's not afraid of the cats and the cats seem to get along with it fine."The beast is not shy, and visits most often under bright sun. While no one here knows what it is, they do have a name for it -- the hyote, a combination of a hyena and a coyote.

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korme · 07-19-2004, 07:03 PM

No one's afraid of it? I am just waiting to see footage of it eating someone now..

Sun Tzu · 07-19-2004, 07:14 PM

It's a half shaved Hyena...does nobody else see this?

duckman · 07-19-2004, 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sun Tzu

It's a half shaved Hyena...does nobody else see this?

That's what it looks like to me too. Maybe a mixed breed?

Franklinnoble · 07-19-2004, 07:22 PM

I think The Afoci can probably answer this for us...

CamEdwards · 07-19-2004, 07:31 PM

looks like a hyena or a wild african dog to me.

Fritz · 07-19-2004, 07:31 PM

stevew could dress up in a hyote food costume

Draft Dodger · 07-19-2004, 07:36 PM

seems pretty obvious to me.

of course, I also saw a sloth out in a swamp in Canada, and no one believed me then, either.

SuburbanPimp · 07-19-2004, 07:45 PM

so i wanted to get some fresh air. what's the problem with that?

ice4277 · 07-19-2004, 08:43 PM

I am fairly certain that it is either the Loch Ness Monster, the builder of the Great Pyramids, or Ron Jeremy's penis.

I have been wrong in the past though.

SFL Cat · 07-19-2004, 08:47 PM

My thoughts are the same. Looks like a hyena with a bad case of mange to me.

pennywisesb · 07-19-2004, 09:34 PM

My first thought was Hyena as well. But apparently it has some sort of skin problem.....

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-19-2004, 11:55 PM

I thik its the Chupacabra. Time to call in on Coast to Coast AM.

Lathum · 07-20-2004, 01:24 AM

I'm Gay. That is all...oh yeah, and New Jersey sucks too.

PsychoCop · 07-20-2004, 03:30 AM

EL POLLO DIABLO!

Sharpieman · 07-20-2004, 03:33 AM

Somebody must have spray painted a fox

EagleFan · 07-20-2004, 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice4277

I am fairly certain that it is either the Loch Ness Monster, the builder of the Great Pyramids, or Ron Jeremy's penis.

I have been wrong in the past though.

I thought Ron Jeremy's penis was the builder of the Great Pyramids?

rkmsuf · 07-20-2004, 08:29 AM

a mog?

QuikSand · 07-20-2004, 08:46 AM

I don't understand the big deal. We have pictures, which drastically narrows down the range of really absurd possbilities -- I mean, it's not a wildebeest, nor a platypus, nor a buffalo, nor a four-headed hydra... so who the hell cares whether it's a mangy hyena or a mangy jackal or a fat mangy fox?

Am I missing something here?

CHEMICAL SOLDIER · 07-20-2004, 08:59 AM

Probably an nature documentary film experiment gone wrong.

rkmsuf · 07-20-2004, 09:08 AM

perhaps it's a pigman

QuikSand · 07-20-2004, 09:18 AM

Maybe it's the Blair Witch.

korme · 07-20-2004, 10:10 AM

who imports a hyena, shaves it, and lets it loose?

Samdari · 07-20-2004, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Shorty3281

who imports a hyena, shaves it, and lets it loose?

Well, The Afoci imports hyenas, shaves them and ........

Lets not go into that here.

I am sure it escaping was an accident, as his attention was captured by a llama wearing silk.

WSUCougar · 07-20-2004, 11:14 AM

That dingo's got your baby.

mrsimperless · 07-20-2004, 11:24 AM

Seems pretty obvious to me that it's Alf.

07-19-2004, 07:14 PM	#3
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	It's a half shaved Hyena...does nobody else see this? __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-19-2004, 07:31 PM	#6
CamEdwards Stadium Announcer Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Burke, VA	looks like a hyena or a wild african dog to me. __________________ I don't want the world. I just want your half.

07-19-2004, 07:31 PM	#7
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	stevew could dress up in a hyote food costume __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

07-19-2004, 07:36 PM	#8
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	seems pretty obvious to me. of course, I also saw a sloth out in a swamp in Canada, and no one believed me then, either. __________________ Mile High Hockey

07-19-2004, 07:45 PM	#9
SuburbanPimp Mascot Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Maryland	so i wanted to get some fresh air. what's the problem with that? __________________ "From Rags to Riches": The 2004 Baltimore Orioles Southern Reservation Tour (Note: Not all tour dates were played in the south. Unfortunately, they had to go to Canada too.) Opening Acts: Ben McDonald's Gopher Ball Band, The Disabled List (feat. David Segui & Glenn Davis), The CAL-VINE! Tribute Band, plus a cast of dozens!! FINAL RECORD: 78-84. I think we're getting there. Now, it's time to get some pitching over the winter. FEAR MIGGY & THE ORIOLE IN 2005, BABY!!

07-19-2004, 07:03 PM	#2
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	No one's afraid of it? I am just waiting to see footage of it eating someone now..

07-19-2004, 07:22 PM	#5
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I think The Afoci can probably answer this for us...

07-19-2004, 08:43 PM	#10
ice4277 Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Berkley, MI: The Hotbed of FOFC!	I am fairly certain that it is either the Loch Ness Monster, the builder of the Great Pyramids, or Ron Jeremy's penis. I have been wrong in the past though.

07-19-2004, 08:47 PM	#11
SFL Cat College Starter Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: South Florida	My thoughts are the same. Looks like a hyena with a bad case of mange to me.

07-19-2004, 09:34 PM	#12
pennywisesb College Benchwarmer Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Los Angeles, California	My first thought was Hyena as well. But apparently it has some sort of skin problem..... __________________ Myspace Profile

07-19-2004, 11:55 PM	#13
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	I thik its the Chupacabra. Time to call in on Coast to Coast AM. __________________ Toujour Pret

07-20-2004, 01:24 AM	#14
Lathum Favored Bitch #1 Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: homeless in NJ	I'm Gay. That is all...oh yeah, and New Jersey sucks too.

07-20-2004, 03:30 AM	#15
PsychoCop Mascot Join Date: Mar 2002	EL POLLO DIABLO! __________________ Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

07-20-2004, 03:33 AM	#16
Sharpieman Greatly Missed. (7/11/84-06/12/05) Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Palo Alto, CA	Somebody must have spray painted a fox __________________ Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

07-20-2004, 08:29 AM	#18
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	a mog? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-20-2004, 08:46 AM	#19
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	I don't understand the big deal. We have pictures, which drastically narrows down the range of really absurd possbilities -- I mean, it's not a wildebeest, nor a platypus, nor a buffalo, nor a four-headed hydra... so who the hell cares whether it's a mangy hyena or a mangy jackal or a fat mangy fox? Am I missing something here? Last edited by QuikSand : 07-20-2004 at 09:15 AM.

07-20-2004, 08:59 AM	#20
CHEMICAL SOLDIER College Starter Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Henderson, Nevada	Probably an nature documentary film experiment gone wrong. __________________ Toujour Pret

07-20-2004, 09:08 AM	#21
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	perhaps it's a pigman __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-20-2004, 09:18 AM	#22
QuikSand lolzcat Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Annapolis, Md	Maybe it's the Blair Witch.

07-20-2004, 10:10 AM	#23
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	who imports a hyena, shaves it, and lets it loose?

07-20-2004, 11:14 AM	#25
WSUCougar Rider Of Rohan Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep	That dingo's got your baby. __________________ It's not the years...it's the mileage.

07-20-2004, 11:24 AM	#26
mrsimperless College Prospect Join Date: Apr 2003	Seems pretty obvious to me that it's Alf. __________________ "All I know is that smart women are hot. Susan Polgar beat me in 24 moves in a simultaneous exhbition. I slept with the scoresheet under my pillow." Off some dude's web site.

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