FOFC beachball

tategter · 07-20-2004, 12:04 PM

Seems to me that being a member of the FOFC is like sitting in a stadium with a bunch of deflated beachballs. Several times each day members will inflate one (aka start a post) and slap it downwind for everyone to enjoy (read/reply) until someone eventually pops it (threadkiller). Very entertaining time waster.

Just an observation. Carry on....

gstelmack · 07-20-2004, 12:14 PM

* stands up, throws arms in the air, then sits right back down *

MrBug708 · 07-20-2004, 12:15 PM

Are you the usher?

Sun Tzu · 07-20-2004, 12:16 PM

You know what's wrong with the world today? Gay people.

gstelmack · 07-20-2004, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gstelmack

* stands up, throws arms in the air, then sits right back down *

* Boos the other FOFC members, stands up, throws arms in the air, then sits right back down *

rkmsuf · 07-20-2004, 12:24 PM

when is bat day?

Draft Dodger · 07-20-2004, 12:26 PM

the worst part of this is picturing all of you in Speed-Os

Sun Tzu · 07-20-2004, 12:32 PM

threadjack unsuccessful.

bbor · 07-20-2004, 12:48 PM

I just farted and a bit of poo came out.

Coffee Warlord · 07-20-2004, 12:56 PM

I just farted and a bit of poo went into my diaper.

rkmsuf · 07-20-2004, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I just farted and a bit of poo went into my diaper.

Luckily you were wearing your "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"

heybrad · 07-20-2004, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkmsuf

Luckily you were wearing your "Oops, I Crapped My Pants"

"Imagine this Iced Tea is really a gallon of your feces."

sovereignstar · 07-20-2004, 01:54 PM

I am Emmitt Smith.

rkmsuf · 07-20-2004, 01:55 PM

I'm Rick James?

sovereignstar · 07-20-2004, 01:56 PM

I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Coffee Warlord · 07-20-2004, 02:05 PM

I am Shiwan Khan, last remaining descendant of Ghengis Khan.

rkmsuf · 07-20-2004, 02:06 PM

Luke, I am your father.

sovereignstar · 07-20-2004, 02:06 PM

I am the eggman
they are the eggmen
I am the walrus
Goo goo g' joob

Franklinnoble · 07-20-2004, 02:19 PM

I am Shutruk-Nahhunte, King of Anshan and Susa sovereign of the land of Elam.
I destroyed Sipper, took the stele of Naram-Sin, and brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an offering to my god, Inshushinak.

duckman · 07-20-2004, 02:21 PM

I'm your daddy, bitch.

JeeberD · 07-20-2004, 02:33 PM

Coffee Warlord · 07-20-2004, 02:42 PM

There is one place you have not looked. And it is there, only there, that you will find The Master.

3ric · 07-20-2004, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coffee Warlord

I am Shiwan Khan, last remaining descendant of Ghengis Khan.

...which means you're eligible for a free meal at the London restaurant "Shish":
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science....ap/index.html

KevinNU7 · 07-20-2004, 03:01 PM

let me know when the cracker jack guy comes by

korme · 07-20-2004, 03:47 PM

i went to the reds game today.

jason romano 4 mvp?

Franklinnoble · 07-20-2004, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3ric

...which means you're eligible for a free meal at the London restaurant "Shish":
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/science....ap/index.html

Only on FOFC...

Pumpy Tudors · 07-20-2004, 08:57 PM

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Draft Dodger · 07-20-2004, 09:11 PM

your father's brother's nephew is either you, your brother, or a cousin.

your cousin, your brother's cousin, and your cousin's cousin is still just a cousin.

in other words, you could have just said "I'm your cousin's former roomate" and saved me the trouble of typing this message out in my speedo

Pumpy Tudors · 07-20-2004, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

your father's brother's nephew is either you, your brother, or a cousin.

your cousin, your brother's cousin, and your cousin's cousin is still just a cousin.

in other words, you could have just said "I'm your cousin's former roomate" and saved me the trouble of typing this message out in my speedo

Yeah, well, my Schwartz is bigger than yours.

kingfc22 · 07-20-2004, 10:01 PM

looks around.....

finds nothing....

leaves

rkmsuf · 07-21-2004, 08:29 AM

It's Megamaid...she's gone from suck to blow

Coffee Warlord · 07-21-2004, 09:09 AM

Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

rkmsuf · 07-21-2004, 09:10 AM

He slimed me

07-20-2004, 12:14 PM	#2
gstelmack Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cary, NC	* stands up, throws arms in the air, then sits right back down * __________________ -- Greg -- Author of various FOF utilities

07-20-2004, 12:16 PM	#4
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	You know what's wrong with the world today? Gay people. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-20-2004, 12:24 PM	#6
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	when is bat day? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-20-2004, 12:26 PM	#7
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	the worst part of this is picturing all of you in Speed-Os __________________ Mile High Hockey

07-20-2004, 12:32 PM	#8
Sun Tzu Pro Starter Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: In the thick of it.	threadjack unsuccessful. __________________ I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon.

07-20-2004, 12:15 PM	#3
MrBug708 Head Coach Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Whittier	Are you the usher?

07-20-2004, 12:48 PM	#9
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	I just farted and a bit of poo came out. __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

07-20-2004, 12:56 PM	#10
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I just farted and a bit of poo went into my diaper. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 07-20-2004 at 12:56 PM.

07-20-2004, 01:54 PM	#13
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	I am Emmitt Smith.

07-20-2004, 01:55 PM	#14
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	I'm Rick James? __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-20-2004, 01:56 PM	#15
sovereignstar Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2004	... I am Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

07-20-2004, 02:05 PM	#16
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	I am Shiwan Khan, last remaining descendant of Ghengis Khan.

07-20-2004, 02:06 PM	#17
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Luke, I am your father. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-20-2004, 02:19 PM	#19
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I am Shutruk-Nahhunte, King of Anshan and Susa sovereign of the land of Elam. I destroyed Sipper, took the stele of Naram-Sin, and brought it back to Elam, where I erected it as an offering to my god, Inshushinak.

07-20-2004, 02:33 PM	#21
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	Yo? __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

07-20-2004, 02:42 PM	#22
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	There is one place you have not looked. And it is there, only there, that you will find The Master.

07-20-2004, 03:01 PM	#24
KevinNU7 College Starter Join Date: May 2003 Location: Beantown	let me know when the cracker jack guy comes by __________________ Boston Bashers - III.14 - (8347)

07-20-2004, 03:47 PM	#25
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i went to the reds game today. jason romano 4 mvp?

07-20-2004, 08:57 PM	#27
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

07-20-2004, 09:11 PM	#28
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	your father's brother's nephew is either you, your brother, or a cousin. your cousin, your brother's cousin, and your cousin's cousin is still just a cousin. in other words, you could have just said "I'm your cousin's former roomate" and saved me the trouble of typing this message out in my speedo __________________ Mile High Hockey

07-20-2004, 10:01 PM	#30
kingfc22 Head Coach Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Morgan Hill, CA	looks around..... finds nothing.... leaves __________________ Fan of SF Giants, 49ers, Sharks, Arsenal

07-21-2004, 08:29 AM	#31
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	It's Megamaid...she's gone from suck to blow __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

07-21-2004, 09:09 AM	#32
Coffee Warlord Head Coach Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Colorado Springs	Do you believe in U.F.O.s, astral projections, mental telepathy, E.S.P., clairvoyance, spirit photography, telekinetic movement, full-trance mediums, the Loch Ness monster, and the theory of Atlantis?

07-21-2004, 09:10 AM	#33
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	He slimed me __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

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