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| When bush loses the election, and teams up with Saddam to form the league of doom |
  
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2 | 4.17% |
| When the canadians finally get fed up with the US and invade |
  
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6 | 12.50% |
| When someone makes one more joke about a colossal trout in their formidable rectum |
  
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2 | 4.17% |
| When fritz goes on the straight and narrow, and joins a covenant for homely nuns |
  
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5 | 10.42% |
| When Israel and Palestine make up, and go out for cookies and ice cream |
  
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6 | 12.50% |
| When Russian invades china with 4 drunk russians, and a small army of crawfish |
  
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3 | 6.25% |
| When A colossial Squid blocks out the sun |
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4 | 8.33% |
| When Skydog meets his evil twin brother, Prairedog |
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6 | 12.50% |
| When hell freezes over and the republican party decides to go ice skating at their convention |
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1 | 2.08% |
| When you realize you just wasted 2 minutes reading this asinine and pointless thread |
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13 | 27.08% |
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07-27-2004, 12:22 PM
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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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When will the world end?
How are we gonna go out?
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07-27-2004, 12:24 PM
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Poet in Residence
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Charleston, SC
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Fire and Ice
Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favor fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice. --Robert Frost |
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07-27-2004, 12:26 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Beantown
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never
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07-27-2004, 12:35 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: Jan 2004
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I dont care.
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07-27-2004, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
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07-27-2004, 01:16 PM
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07-27-2004, 01:23 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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Somewhere I read the world would come to an end when MIJB would win IWS.
That happened twice in world history. There is no reason to fear for the world to end.
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07-27-2004, 01:26 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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According to a radio show I was listening to on the way home last week (around 5:30am), the world will end within a week of a space launch being delayed by a meteor shower. This is the sign that a freaking huge solar flare will snuff us all out in short order. To save yourself, you are to proceed to the nearest crop circle and be standing there when the flare hits, preferably wearing at least SPF 30. According to this guy, aliens are marking out 'safe zones' where the flare won't be deadly.
Those aliens, always looking out for us. It's so nice. Wish I could remember the name of the guy, he said he'd made a DVD that would fill you in on all the details and gave comprehensive directions to all the crop circles where the parties will happen. |
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07-27-2004, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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When Brock Lesnar signs in the NFL...ooop's
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07-27-2004, 01:41 PM
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Captain Obvious
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Norman, Oklahoma
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I dont have time, thinking up somwhat witty things to say is quite Tough.
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07-27-2004, 01:50 PM
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College Benchwarmer
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Portland, OR
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I thought the earth was supposed to end in about 4 billion years when the Sun goes supernova and envelopes us.
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07-27-2004, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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When the canadians finally get fed up with the US and invade
^^^^^ That actually happened in my "Escape To Yesterday" dynasty |
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07-27-2004, 01:56 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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Luckily, that is well after we are allowed access to the Vorlon homeworld, and have thusly advanced ourselves to a higher form of evolution, with the technology to go with. After the Earth goes, then we're good to police the galaxy for a few hundred milllenia. Last edited by Coffee Warlord : 07-27-2004 at 01:56 PM. |
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07-27-2004, 02:26 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
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A covenant of nuns?
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07-27-2004, 02:33 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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bad news all - I was in a church recently
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07-27-2004, 02:40 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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07-27-2004, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: May 2004
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Major Ed Dames was on Coast to Coast AM (Art Bell) hxxp://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2004/07/17.html His DVD is on sale for the low low price of $24.95 hxxp://www.thekillshot.com/ Enjoy! |
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07-27-2004, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
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07-27-2004, 04:14 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
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Art Bell used to be the overnight show on the local talk radio station (I don't think he' still on, but he might be). I'd never had a reason to be up that early to listen to him, but one morning, the local 6am-10am guy must have called in sick or something, because at 7:30 I'm driving to work and listening to Art Bell's show. And that was some of the most ridiculous, but interesting, talk radio I've ever heard. I wish they'd run that stuff during the day - I'd actually listen to it. Then again, his audience probably is only awake at night. I couldn't really read him in the short while I listened to his show - does he buy into that crap, or does he just listen, nod his head in agreement, and play along for the entertainment of it?
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07-27-2004, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Canada eh
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He makes an amazing arguement when you've been up for 28 straight hours. A very captivating speaker, though after you go to sleep and wake up, it just doesn't seem quite as, well, obvious and to the point.
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