Some More Dumbass Would-Be Animal Abusers...

[Ksyrup]

(Castro Valley, Calif.-AP, July 30, 2004) — Lucky the bunny is living up to her name.



It had seemed like luck had run out: Strapped to a powerful explosive with a lit fuse, Lucky was tossed into a lake. But the explosive didn't blow up, and the rabbit was pulled out of the water.

Now Lucky's owner and his friend face misdemeanor charges of animal cruelty after photos of the July 13 incident surfaced on the Internet.

Nick Sigmon, 18, and Paul Collins, 20, are accused of taping an illegal M-1000 - a large firecracker equivalent to a quarter stick of dynamite - to the rabbit and throwing her into Lake Don Castro.

Sigmon said he fished Lucky out of the water to save her from drowning. But prosecutors charged the two lifeguards on Wednesday. Two other men who were present during the incident may also face charges.

"I think that a lot of people are judging us without knowing us at all," Sigmon said. Asked why he fitted Lucky with the explosive, he said, "Um, that's a real tough question to answer."

Sigmon said he adopted the bunny after almost running over her with his car, but can no longer care for her because he's starting college this fall at University of California, San Diego, where he plans to study biology.

Someone found the photos on the personal Web site of one of the suspects and posted them on Craigslist, the popular Internet bulletin board, where the House Rabbit Society in Richmond saw it.

Lucky is recovering at a foster owner's home, where she's snacking on hay pellets and doing well.

[Kodos]

They should shove a lit M-1000 up each of their asses.

[SirFozzie]

And then toss them into a lake. (preferably from an overpass a couple hundred feet up.)

[EagleFan]

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

Sigmon said he fished Lucky out of the water to save her from drowning.

"I think that a lot of people are judging us without knowing us at all,"

I just thought those two sentences really stood out to me.

I guess the bunny drowning would have been much worse than being blown to bits.

Don't even get me started on the "judging us" comment. All that anyone can be judged on is what they do and this action speaks for itself.

[sabotai]

Asked why he fitted Lucky with the explosive, he said, "Um, that's a real tough question to answer."

Translation: "I was really fucking drunk."

[Tom E]

When I was a kid, my dad lived in Long Beach for a while. This must have been 1980 or 81 and one day me and this other kid are walking down this alley and there's a group of scary looking tattood, beer drinking hispanics in a circle. Suddenly the circle opens and a cat goes sprinting down this alley, when some sort of fire cracker blew out of the cats ass...

I remember wondering, how they got the fire cracker INSIDE the cats ass...

[SlapBone]

Originally Posted by Tom E

I remember wondering, how they got the fire cracker INSIDE the cats ass...

Another QOTM canidate.

[JeeberD]

Trung?

[Franklinnoble]

Originally Posted by JeeberD

Trung?

Like the QOTM, he's presently unemployed...