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Old 08-03-2004, 12:06 PM   #1
sachmo71
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OT: Soda spitting joke

Had to share...sorry!

Quote:
The Horth Whithperer




A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend
over to look at a horse.

His buddy asks, "How will I recognize him?"

That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."

So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or
female horse.

"A female horth."

So he shows him a prized filly.

"Nith lookin' horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?

So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's

eyes the once over.

"Nith eyeths, can I see her mouf"?

The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him
up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

"Nice mouf, can I see her twat"?

Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and
rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out
and slams him on the ground.

The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase
that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit?



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Old 08-03-2004, 12:12 PM   #2
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hahahaha good stuff
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