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08-05-2004, 01:45 PM
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Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
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You don't make friends with salad...
Lisa: Dad, can't you have some other kind of party, one where you don't serve meat?
Homer: All normal people love meat, if I went to a barbecue and there was no meat I would say: Yo, where's the meat? I'm trying to impress people Lisa, you don't make friends with salad. Bart: You don't make friends with salad... Homer & Bart: You don't make friends with salad, you don't make friends with salad,.. |
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08-05-2004, 01:48 PM
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College Starter
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: SE
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Some of my best friends are salad.
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08-05-2004, 01:54 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
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I think it's "You don't win friends with salad" but close enough
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08-05-2004, 01:57 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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It depends on how it's tossed.
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08-05-2004, 01:58 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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Emril could
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08-05-2004, 02:10 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the thick of it.
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with syrup
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I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. |
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08-05-2004, 02:15 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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this is why places have dont ask dont tell policies
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08-05-2004, 02:35 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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I think it's actually "You can't make friends with salad," but close enough.  |
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08-05-2004, 02:36 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: In the thick of it.
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I have just been Fritzed for the first time. Do I get any special FOFC priveldges now?
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I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. |
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08-05-2004, 02:38 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Fairfax, VA
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Subby will be over shortly... |
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08-05-2004, 02:40 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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You should be receiving a tube of astroglide and a packet of wet-naps in the mail in the next 5-7 business days. |
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08-05-2004, 02:52 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
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From the definitive source: http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F03 "Lisa: Dad! Can't you have some other type of party, one where you don't serve meat? Homer: All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here Lisa. You don't win friends with salad." Last edited by Peregrine : 08-05-2004 at 02:54 PM. |
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08-05-2004, 03:02 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: May 2001
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The extra B is for BYOBB.
(And it's clearly "win"! It sounds so much better.) |
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08-05-2004, 03:10 PM
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Torchbearer
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: On Lake Harriet
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I'll take the definitive source, but I must admit that I simply copied and pasted "make" from a different web site. Oh well. The point is the same. Go back to Russia! |
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08-05-2004, 03:11 PM
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This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
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I haven't tossed off to the Simpsons since Season 8. It's been downhill since then.
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08-05-2004, 03:12 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Decatur, GA
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But what if it's 'Tater Salad'?
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08-05-2004, 03:13 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
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I agree, that's why I said "close enough" |
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08-05-2004, 04:02 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Here and There
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Damn, my memory is failing me. Too many crappy recent episodes are pushing out all the good stuff.
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08-05-2004, 04:19 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
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I agree, though there have been some surprisingly good episodes this season, they've really been trying to track the show back in some of its old directions. But the last few seasons have been largely bad IMO. |
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08-05-2004, 04:24 PM
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High School JV
Join Date: May 2001
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What you gotta do is look up which episodes will be on in your area in advance. I saw that in my area for the next few weeks the ten o'clock episodes are all from the last two seasons (they've shown one episode three times in one week) so I don't bother watching those and will just watch the 6 o'clock ones. The bad ones were starting to taint my memories of the good ones, so I had to do this.
Or you could get the DVDs. I'm too cheap to get it for myself. I'm still waiting for *someone* to get that for me for a birthday or something. |
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08-06-2004, 10:49 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I was going to go to snpp for the exact quote but I've already been beaten to it. My job here is clearly done. SI
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08-06-2004, 11:16 AM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cary, NC
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Come on SI, our jobs here are pretty easy, Simpsons quotes, Redskins news, the occasional parody thread post...
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08-06-2004, 11:20 AM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Back in Houston!
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I resent that. I do Simpsons quotes, Rockets news, excessive hattrick posts, and bad jokes  SI
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