Front Office Football Central  

Go Back   Front Office Football Central > Archives > FOFC Archive
Register FAQ Members List Calendar Mark Forums Read Statistics

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 08-06-2004, 12:21 PM   #1
Whar
Mascot
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
Conservative must go!

From FoxNews ...

Our pal Sharon Stone (search) — well, that might be wishful thinking — is mad at President Bush, and here's why. Speaking to a Web site in Ireland, Ms. Stone claims that she was prevented from filming a lesbian scene in the movie "Catwoman" with Halle Berry because, "The current conservative climate in the country just wouldn't allow it."

Ms. Stone went on to say that Halle's "so beautiful, I just wanted to kiss her. That's what you get for having George Bush (search) as president." So let me get this straight. President Bush stopped Sharon Stone from cavorting with Halle Berry? I am outraged. This could be ridiculous.

This one item clearly shows we must turn away from conservatives and Bush once and for all. Damn it! They are counting down on the hot lesbo action!
__________________
Whar
If you knew how much time and energy this took you would laugh at me.


Last edited by Whar : 08-06-2004 at 12:22 PM.
Whar is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:23 PM   #2
JonInMiddleGA
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
Hot lesbo action? Well, that's certainly possible, given the right circumstances.

But anything "hot" involving Halle Berry? Not even close.
__________________
"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis
JonInMiddleGA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:28 PM   #3
GrantDawg
World Champion Mis-speller
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA
Hot lesbo action? Well, that's certainly possible, given the right circumstances.

But anything "hot" involving Halle Berry? Not even close.


Everything's hot surrounding Halle Berry.
GrantDawg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:28 PM   #4
Franklinnoble
Banned
 
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
Ugh. You've gotta be kidding me.

Somebody needs to tell Sharon Stone that Catwoman SUCKED. It BOMBED. And, no, you can't blame George Bush...
Franklinnoble is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:29 PM   #5
sachmo71
The boy who cried Trout
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
That scene might have given the movie some redeeming value. Too bad.
sachmo71 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:29 PM   #6
Maple Leafs
Coordinator
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whar
This one item clearly shows we must turn away from conservatives and Bush once and for all. Damn it! They are counting down on the hot lesbo action!
Why? Did Bush prevent the invention of the time machine that would be necessary to go back 15 years ago when Sharon Stone was attractive?
__________________
Down Goes Brown: Toronto Maple Leafs Humor and Analysis
Maple Leafs is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:30 PM   #7
Eaglesfan27
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrantDawg
Everything's hot surrounding Halle Berry.

Agreed. However, I still can't bring myself to go watch Catwoman after seeing the trailers.
__________________
Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.)
GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers.
GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.
Eaglesfan27 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:31 PM   #8
Ksyrup
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
Funny, the Pres isn't going to stop her from having fun in Basic Instinct II:

Sharon Stone has revealed she will strip off for the sequel to raunchy thriller 'Basic Instinct'.

The sexy star, who made her name with a knickerless flashing scene in the first movie, has revealed she is preparing to bare all for the follow-up film 10 years later.

She said: "Does anybody want to pay to see me naked? I guess it's OK." The stunning star, who is currently starring alongside Hollywood beauty Halle Berry in 'Catwoman', also revealed that 'Basic Instinct 2' will be even sexier than the original.

The 46-year-old actress, who played Catherine Trammell in the first film, has agreed to reprise her role and promises it will be the raciest movie ever made.
She said: "I've seen the script already and it's marvellous - it answers all the questions from the first film."
__________________
M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
Ksyrup is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:35 PM   #9
cuervo72
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Maryland
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksyrup
The 46-year-old actress, who played Catherine Trammell in the first film, has agreed to reprise her role and promises it will be the raciest movie ever made.

Mmm, I think there are Euro/Indie films that have already shown oral sex...so I don't know if she's really on target here.

Oh, not to mention pr0n "movies".
__________________
null
cuervo72 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:35 PM   #10
GrantDawg
World Champion Mis-speller
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Covington, Ga.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27
Agreed. However, I still can't bring myself to go watch Catwoman after seeing the trailers.

Me, neither.
GrantDawg is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:39 PM   #11
Ksyrup
This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off.
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: In Absentia
Here's my suggestion for the anti-Dubya slogan she should adopt:

A Vote FOR Bush Is a Vote AGAINST Bush!
__________________
M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."
Ksyrup is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:44 PM   #12
JonInMiddleGA
Hall Of Famer
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Behind Enemy Lines in Athens, GA
Quote:
Originally Posted by GrantDawg
Everything's hot surrounding Halle Berry.

Sorry GD, but the only way I'd want to hit that whiny bitch is with a baseball bat.
__________________
"I lit another cigarette. Unless I specifically inform you to the contrary, I am always lighting another cigarette." - from a novel by Martin Amis
JonInMiddleGA is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:47 PM   #13
Noop
Bonafide Seminole Fan
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Florida
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksyrup
Here's my suggestion for the anti-Dubya slogan she should adopt:

A Vote FOR Bush Is a Vote AGAINST Bush!

It is so hard man I love Bush but I don't like Bush. But I love love Bush which is why I don't like Bush because I want to see Bush on T.V. But Bush Bans Me From Seeing Bush Anytime I Want Bush.
__________________
Living in an Oligarchy.
Noop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 12:49 PM   #14
Noop
Bonafide Seminole Fan
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Florida
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA
Sorry GD, but the only way I'd want to hit that whiny bitch is with a baseball bat.
How dare you!!!! Ms. Berry is a damn sexy woman who I plan to grope when she hugs me; )

*Noop does not promote groping unless you are doing it to yourself then Noop says when playing your one man sport go for the gold.*
__________________
Living in an Oligarchy.

Last edited by Noop : 08-06-2004 at 12:50 PM.
Noop is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 01:02 PM   #15
miked
College Starter
 
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: The Dirty
Quote:
Originally Posted by cuervo72
Mmm, I think there are Euro/Indie films that have already shown oral sex...so I don't know if she's really on target here.

Oh, not to mention pr0n "movies".

Links please
miked is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 01:35 PM   #16
Radii
Head Coach
 
Join Date: Jul 2001
mmmmmm, sharon stone.
Radii is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 01:37 PM   #17
Cuckoo
College Starter
 
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edmond, OK
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ksyrup
She said: "I've seen the script already and it's marvellous - it answers all the questions from the first film."

Thank God. It'll finally be answered why I wasted two hours of my time to watch the movie in the first place, because the best thing I could come up with was boobies. And boobies are good, but even boobies don't make up for that.
Cuckoo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-06-2004, 01:37 PM   #18
Glengoyne
Grizzled Veteran
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Fresno, CA
Quote:
Originally Posted by JonInMiddleGA
Sorry GD, but the only way I'd want to hit that whiny bitch is with a baseball bat.

This is causing our estimation of your judgement to suffer greatly.
Glengoyne is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:17 AM.



Powered by vBulletin Version 3.6.0
Copyright ©2000 - 2026, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.