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08-09-2004, 12:09 PM
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Location: Cinn City
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So I'm out with this girl last night
It was going kind of well. I must admit she was quite attractive. We were at a nice restaurant and the conversation was going pretty well until she got a text message and she sat there in front of me and answered it. No big deal, I thought, she's being polite to whomever TM'd her. But then this girl proceded to spend the rest of dinner messaging back and forth with this person. I'm not sure what it was about, but her mood seemed to change for the worse. That had pretty much ruined the evening but it got worse when the bill came. I was paying for her anyway, but when the waitress set down the check, she just snatched it up practically threw it at me. She didn't even give me a chance to pick it up before shoving it in my face. Oh well, she got the dinner she wanted and I was out $50. No big deal, I just wanted to vent. Next time, it's back to Taco Bell for my dates.
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08-09-2004, 12:15 PM
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Location: Troy, Mo
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Is this Balldog?
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08-09-2004, 12:17 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: St. Paul, MN
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How come we never hear the good dating stories too?
Anyway, bummer that all happened, but better it did now than 6 months later. |
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08-09-2004, 12:19 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Not Delaware - hurray!
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Thank God I'm 34 and didn't have to deal with pagers and cell phones on dates. However, if you're on a date with someone isn't it common courtesy not to have a conversation with someone else? What the flip?!
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08-09-2004, 12:20 PM
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I got with a super hot blonde chick two nights ago. Definetely a blonde bombshell. I would post about it but I've learned over time that this is the last place you want to post about your personal life.
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I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. Last edited by Sun Tzu : 08-09-2004 at 12:20 PM. |
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08-09-2004, 12:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: New Jersey
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That wound end the date for me. I refuse to take my beeper or cell phone along on dates with my wife, and I would never want to date a woman who would start text messaging someone else while out with me.
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08-09-2004, 12:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2001
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08-09-2004, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Beantown
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The unintentional comdey of this thread is tremendous. Nice work scooper
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08-09-2004, 12:24 PM
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Yes. The phone shouldn't even be on if you're in a restaurant. The first time she picked up the phone would have been "check please!" I have a zero tolerance for that stuff. Talk about Brittany Spears after dinner. Kids these days. Last edited by Desnudo : 08-09-2004 at 12:25 PM. |
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08-09-2004, 12:25 PM
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I'm married with two kids, what's sex? Todd |
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08-09-2004, 12:26 PM
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Excuse me, I have to go to the restroom...
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08-09-2004, 12:31 PM
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Here, here. Bravo
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08-09-2004, 12:32 PM
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Subby, you wanna cover this one?
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I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. |
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08-09-2004, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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I thought you were married scooper?
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08-09-2004, 12:36 PM
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uh noop.. that whooshing sound you hear.. you should look into it. It may be something going over your head
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08-09-2004, 12:36 PM
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Location: Cinn City
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Shhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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08-09-2004, 12:37 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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Oh c'mon now. It's not that bad. I had sex with my wife a few months ago... I think.
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08-09-2004, 12:38 PM
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Bonafide Seminole Fan
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Huh???? 
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08-09-2004, 12:38 PM
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08-09-2004, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Austin, Texas
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THIS GRIL I HAD A CRUSH ON SINCE 4TH GRADE SAID SHE THOUGH I WAS FUNNY BUT SHE IS WITH THIS OTHER GUY AND I HAD DIDNT SAID NOTHING BIUT SHOULD I GO FOR IT ? SHE SAID I WAS FUNNY SO DOES THAT MEAN SHE WOULD HOOK UP WITH ME ? HE IS MY FREIND I DONT WANT TO HURT NOBODY WHAT SHOULD I DO ?
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08-09-2004, 12:39 PM
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08-09-2004, 12:40 PM
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I am afraid of getting married because going months without sex seems to be a common thing. I don't think I can go months without some loving from my wife( who ever she maybe) I would die.
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08-09-2004, 12:42 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Your priorities change, Noop. Sometimes I get aroused if I mow the lawn really well.
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08-09-2004, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Here
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and yet you've made it the first 20 years of your life without some.
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08-09-2004, 12:46 PM
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08-09-2004, 12:48 PM
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Pro Starter
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LMAO!!! I took a date to Taco bell once...lemme tell ya...these was no second date..... We're now married
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08-09-2004, 12:49 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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this is definitely goign to be the best thread ever. Excellent job.
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08-09-2004, 12:49 PM
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It's not that common... least I don't think so. 5 years and going strong Although that might be due in part to us not having kids... I think kids are what really ruin most couple's sex life. |
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08-09-2004, 12:49 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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It pays to splurge on the Grande Taco
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08-09-2004, 12:52 PM
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Sheer genius. Seriously Noop, many people associate lessening frequency of sex with marriage, but since nobody has ever married and then gotten younger, it is inseparable from advancing age. The biological urge for sex becomes less immediate as one gets older - no way to avoid it. The good news is it becomes much more of an emotional experience and much better. On the other hand, the decreasing frequency of oral sex, I blame 100% on marriage.
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08-09-2004, 12:52 PM
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Oh yeah, and when we do have sex, it's been so long I last about 33.8 seconds. All over that quickly. Nothing to see here, move along. Todd |
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08-09-2004, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2001
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Yeah, uh-huh, the one thing we have over you youngsters is stamina. S-T-A-M-I-N-A. Yep. *cough*
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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08-09-2004, 12:58 PM
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08-09-2004, 01:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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I don't agree with this at all.
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08-09-2004, 01:03 PM
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Beautiful!
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08-09-2004, 01:05 PM
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Location: Cinn City
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I was wondering when you were going to show up. So that guy she was with...handsome devil, wasn't he? |
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08-09-2004, 01:06 PM
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LOL, did you see the mole on her left tit?
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08-09-2004, 01:07 PM
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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08-09-2004, 01:07 PM
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You have awesome wavy hair scooper....
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08-09-2004, 01:09 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2001
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All I have to say is:
$50 on dinner? Are you insane? I didn't spend anything on my first date with my girlfriend and she stayed the night... and that was 2.5 years ago. |
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08-09-2004, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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chloroform is a wonderous thing.
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08-09-2004, 01:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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she was also a hooker on an internship
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08-09-2004, 01:13 PM
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hooker... catholic... same thing.
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08-09-2004, 01:15 PM
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eh. It's a rug. |
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08-09-2004, 01:32 PM
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Same here. If we have sex I have to make sure she is happy first before I get mine, because if the air conditioner kicks up a breeze it will be all over before it starts. The more frequently we have sex the longer I am able to hold out. Up to even a ful minute at times. |
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08-09-2004, 01:35 PM
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Umm, the level of hormones that make you want to have sex is much lower at 35 than at 20. What don't you agree with?
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08-09-2004, 01:40 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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ask married 24 year olds how often they desire sex and ask unmarried 34 year olds the same question.
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08-09-2004, 01:41 PM
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omg, was I THAT horny ? |
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08-09-2004, 02:25 PM
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scooper, i'm telling your wife
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08-09-2004, 02:27 PM
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Wait a second. I thought this was a joke post. Kindof a "Balldog said this happened in his thread so here's my parody where I was the other guy in the story". But I guess not. D'oh.
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