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08-09-2004, 01:34 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Things (well, a thing) I now know for sure
this board sure has its share of premature ejaculators
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08-09-2004, 01:38 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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Y---ugh...ahhh..errr.....ohhhhhhhh...ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh---yeahhhhhh
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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08-09-2004, 01:40 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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I agree. Youngsters these days. Back in the day I could go all night. Of course that was when I had whisky dick. |
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08-09-2004, 01:44 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Quote:
bad visual
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08-09-2004, 01:45 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Even the masters whiff now and then.
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08-09-2004, 01:47 PM
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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Who were the controls in this experiment?
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King of All FOFC Media!!! IHOF: Fort Worthless Fury- 2004 AOC Deep South Champions (not acknowledged via conspiracy) |
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08-09-2004, 01:47 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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no no. the post is like a fine wine. it just needs to sit for a few years in a cool dark place.
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08-09-2004, 01:48 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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08-09-2004, 01:48 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Chubby Perhaps now you understand all the angst
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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08-09-2004, 01:49 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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you are so making a name for yourself on the good list
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08-09-2004, 01:50 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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08-09-2004, 01:50 PM
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Hattrick Moderator
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Fort Worthless, Tx
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Still the master. 
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King of All FOFC Media!!! IHOF: Fort Worthless Fury- 2004 AOC Deep South Champions (not acknowledged via conspiracy) |
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08-09-2004, 01:50 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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Tell your mom I'm sorry about that. |
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08-09-2004, 01:51 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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the problem with mom jokes is you never know when someone's mom is dying of cancer. asshole
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08-09-2004, 01:52 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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I'm always doing that to you, Fritz. First your wife, now your mom. I humbly repent. Tell your sister I'm sorry. |
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08-09-2004, 01:53 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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08-09-2004, 01:53 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Quote:
just found decapitated in Iraq, asshole
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08-09-2004, 01:55 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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08-09-2004, 01:56 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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08-09-2004, 01:57 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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I mean, sorry. That sucks. Unless it was a hoax. |
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08-09-2004, 01:57 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Quote:
the authorized smiley of premature ejaculators
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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08-09-2004, 01:59 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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PWNED!
Not that your hand full of snakes cares how long you last.
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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08-09-2004, 01:59 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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speaking of ejaculating....got it in the wifes hair last night, she WAS. NOT. HAPPY!
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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08-09-2004, 02:00 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Oct 2000
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What did I do? |
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08-09-2004, 02:00 PM
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The boy who cried Trout
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: TX
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I thought I did that? Sorry. |
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08-09-2004, 02:03 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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No I know why his name's "Cringer."
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08-09-2004, 02:04 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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almost like a talking heads song
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08-09-2004, 02:04 PM
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Pro Rookie
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: VA
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Would you?
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Chicago Eagles 2 time ZFL champions We're "rebuilding" |
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08-09-2004, 02:07 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Hey man, pix plz, thx. |
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08-09-2004, 02:09 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Edinburg,TX
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Thought I felt the breeze of something shooting by me.... Quote:
When the day comes that my wife ejaculates on my head, i will let you know....
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You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose! |
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08-09-2004, 02:09 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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huh...you are one sick monkey. Cringer dna is definately not on the ladies man's list.
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08-09-2004, 02:11 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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shoot for the eye next time and wait for the 'it's burning!'. nothing better |
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08-09-2004, 02:13 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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08-09-2004, 02:14 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Quote:
www.herpesfetishtoys.com
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08-09-2004, 02:17 PM
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College Prospect
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: OH
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Maybe you can request the "Its burning" feature pack in your new real doll.
hxxp://www.realdoll.com |
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08-09-2004, 02:44 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: May 2001
Location: toronto
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LMAO Coug you are fuckin killin me today
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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08-09-2004, 02:45 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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And then you complain about lack of eye contact...
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08-09-2004, 02:45 PM
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Rider Of Rohan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Port Angeles, WA or Helm's Deep
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Quote:
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It's not the years...it's the mileage. |
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08-09-2004, 03:06 PM
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Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi
Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: Kennesaw, GA
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FYI, this thread is now getting it's ass kicked by the married sex thread.
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08-09-2004, 04:50 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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this is a thread about the premature ejaculators, that is a thread for them
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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08-09-2004, 04:58 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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i like all threads that consist of ejaculate and marriage
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08-09-2004, 05:33 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Utah
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"forgetting what is in the past, I strive for the future" Last edited by MacroGuru : 08-09-2004 at 05:34 PM. |
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08-09-2004, 05:54 PM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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you've never seen marmel's spread i guess.
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08-09-2004, 09:19 PM
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Lethargic Hooligan
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing
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Quote:
shorty has a thing for the texas ladies
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donkey, donkey, walk a little faster |
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08-10-2004, 03:30 AM
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Go Reds
Join Date: May 2001
Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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well my zfl team is the chaps. yeeehaw
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