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Old 08-09-2004, 01:41 PM   #1
bbor
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So,i'm out with this mole last night..

And the bastard eats up my lawn.....then starts send text messages with all the other moles....even a few with a gopher!


Last time i spend $50 on new sod.
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:42 PM   #2
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Maybe I should shove some Taco Bell Fire Sauce down it's freakin' tunnel...
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:43 PM   #3
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hey, ever try heroin?
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:45 PM   #4
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If you give a mole some taco sauce he's going to want a taco. When you give him the taco he's going to want a drink. When he drinks his soda...

This is a perfect childrens book...
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:53 PM   #5
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If you give a mole some taco sauce he's going to want a taco. When you give him the taco he's going to want a drink. When he drinks his soda...

This is a perfect childrens book...

Somebody has kids.
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:54 PM   #6
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Somebody has kids.

I've given a mouse a cookie several times
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Old 08-09-2004, 01:57 PM   #7
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And the bastard eats up my lawn.....then starts send text messages with all the other moles....even a few with a gopher!


Last time i spend $50 on new sod.

f*cking moles these days...
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