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Old 08-10-2004, 01:45 PM   #1
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Panties

This word always embarasses me...i dunno why.

What words are you reluctant to say?
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:46 PM   #2
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Me too. Always hated it.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:48 PM   #3
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The "c" word.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:50 PM   #4
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I'm always reluctant to ask, "Did you come?"

I'm always reluctant to say, "The season's over for the Raiders." Last year, I think I was up to "They're only six games out of first place!"
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:50 PM   #5
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Panties? What's embarassing about that?
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:50 PM   #6
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:53 PM   #7
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Panties? What's embarassing about that?

I dunno...i'm not a shy guy by any means,but this word turns me into a babbling idiot.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:53 PM   #8
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:54 PM   #9
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I dunno...i'm not a shy guy by any means,but this word turns me into a babbling idiot.

"She showed up wearing nothing but bra and briefs."

I dunno, doesn't have the same ring.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:56 PM   #10
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"She showed up wearing nothing but bra and briefs."

I dunno, doesn't have the same ring.

Maybe i don't like it cause it gives me wood?
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #11
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Maybe i don't like it cause it gives me wood?

That's a me likey word then.
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #12
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I don't like the word panties either, makes me uncomfortable, along with the "c word", Arsenal, White Sox, and Packers.

*shudders* Packers.... ewww *shudders*
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Old 08-10-2004, 01:58 PM   #13
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but without panties, there wouldn't be panty raids
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:02 PM   #14
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my odd word is "facial". when I see facial products advertised on TV or in beauty salons or whatever, I can't help but chuckle helplessly.

I have a friend who spells (not says) the word bra. I have another friend who freaks out when she hears the word "nipple".
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:03 PM   #15
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my odd word is "facial". when I see facial products advertised on TV or in beauty salons or whatever, I can't help but chuckle helplessly.

I have a friend who spells (not says) the word bra. I have another friend who freaks out when she hears the word "nipple".

It's a Keene thing. Say fecal in Nashua and you've got trouble.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:04 PM   #16
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I always have trouble saying "transexual hamster"
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:05 PM   #17
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:06 PM   #18
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I have another friend who freaks out when she hears the word "nipple".

I would so abuse that.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:07 PM   #19
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I would so abuse that.

oh, I did (and do). I have the black and blue marks on my arm to prove it.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:08 PM   #20
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oh, I did (and do). I have the black and blue marks on my arm to prove it.

From the bats?
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:09 PM   #21
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I have a friend who spells (not says) the word bra.
This reminds me of a joke. A dyslectic walks into a bra...

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Old 08-10-2004, 02:11 PM   #22
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:11 PM   #23
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:17 PM   #24
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The Ladies Man's Partner In Crime notes that to do it in the butt, one must first remove panties.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:24 PM   #25
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The Ladies Man's Partner In Crime notes that to do it in the butt, one must first remove panties.

Which, oddly enough, reminds me of a joke.

Following a desktop tryst with his new secretary, the lecherous old businessman says "If I had realized you were a virgin, I would I taken more time". Young secretary says "If I had known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose"
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:30 PM   #26
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jon, pantyhose are not panties.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:38 PM   #27
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I have trouble with words starting with an "hu". Words like yuman and yumid.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:45 PM   #28
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One I'm reluctant to hear is "Missour-uh."

I'm sorry, what did you say you corn-cobbing hay seed SOB? It's MISSOURI. EEEEEEEE. Not uh.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:47 PM   #29
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No, it's Missour UHHH and Saint Louieeeeee.
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:49 PM   #30
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Old 08-10-2004, 02:53 PM   #31
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Yeah, and why is Kansas "Can's ass" but Arkansas is "Our can saw"?
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:00 PM   #32
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:07 PM   #33
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The word crotch makes me feel uncomfortible and yelling Dumb Nigga. While riding BART to a Raiders game, makes me nervous...
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:07 PM   #34
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Yeah, and why is Kansas "Can's ass" but Arkansas is "Our can saw"?

because 50% of their high school graduates can't spell cat.
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:37 PM   #35
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my odd word is "facial". when I see facial products advertised on TV or in beauty salons or whatever, I can't help but chuckle helplessly.

My dad got a massage at the hotel my parents were staying at this past weekend and the girl apparently massaged his face or something. When he told me about the experience he told me that he got a facial. It was all I could do to keep from busting out laughing...
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:39 PM   #36
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panties, i love that word. i am very comfortable saying panties.

on the other hand, when talking to a girl i hate referring to her vag as a 'pussy'. makes it seem dirty or somethin.
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Old 08-10-2004, 03:42 PM   #37
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panties, i love that word. i am very comfortable saying panties.

on the other hand, when talking to a girl i hate referring to her vag as a 'pussy'. makes it seem dirty or somethin.

I'd feel kinda weird if a 12 year old said pussy too.
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Old 08-10-2004, 04:00 PM   #38
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I'd feel kinda weird if a 12 year old said pussy too.

ROTFLMAO.
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Old 08-10-2004, 04:08 PM   #39
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While I love the word Suicane (it's been my online handle for years now) my GF has developed a habit of calling me Sui, as in the pig call, and it's very nerve racking.
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Old 08-10-2004, 05:53 PM   #40
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My dad got a massage at the hotel my parents were staying at this past weekend and the girl apparently massaged his face or something. When he told me about the experience he told me that he got a facial. It was all I could do to keep from busting out laughing...

THAT is exactly what I'm talking about.
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Old 08-10-2004, 06:06 PM   #41
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I don't like the word panties either, makes me uncomfortable, along with the "c word", Arsenal, White Sox, and Packers.

*shudders* Packers.... ewww *shudders*
I'll follow the sports theme hear. Words such as the Lakers, Broncos, Chiefs, and Yankees. I don't like to say or hear any of those words, especially if any one of them did something good.
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Old 08-10-2004, 06:21 PM   #42
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panties, i love that word. i am very comfortable saying panties.

on the other hand, when talking to a girl i hate referring to her vag as a 'pussy'. makes it seem dirty or somethin.

You don't mind calling it a "vag" though?
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:08 PM   #43
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and yelling Dumb Nigga. While riding BART to a Raiders game, makes me nervous...
umm...this should make you nervous. To get those nervous juices really flowing, you should also do this at the game.... while wearing Bronco gear.
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:11 PM   #44
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George W Bush = Bubba Wheels
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:13 PM   #45
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Wait a minute, I just figured it out:

George W Bush = Bubba Wheels

= Skippy
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:14 PM   #46
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= Skippy

I wouldn't go that far.
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:15 PM   #47
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I like bras. Front-hook closure for easy access. Anything between 32A and 36C. Small to average breasts are sexy.

But, panties are cool too.

When I was in college, I was talking to these babes. One girl sitting across from me, didn't do a good job a crossing her legs. Needless to say, had a great upskirt view.

Another time in college, girl was wearing loose shirt, kept bending down in front of me. Needless to say, had a great down the blouse view.

And, both girls were hot.
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:17 PM   #48
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A woman my wife worked with hated the words panties and feet. So my wife started calling her socks "foot panties." My wife is evil.
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:28 PM   #49
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Upskirt stories! Hmmm.....

My embarrassing word is erection.
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Old 08-10-2004, 07:33 PM   #50
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Upskirt stories! Hmmm.....

My embarrassing word is erection.

The hard part in both cases was hiding the erection. Thankfully, both girls never saw it.
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