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Old 08-13-2004, 09:52 AM   #1
Fritz
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dance or juggle or something

Entertain me you fucking gibbons
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Old 08-13-2004, 09:56 AM   #2
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Sorry, these are only "cuddling" gibbons:

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Old 08-13-2004, 10:03 AM   #3
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The Lemurs are angry that they have been ignored for the sake of mere Gibbons


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Old 08-13-2004, 10:06 AM   #4
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:07 AM   #5
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My gibbons would kick your lemurs' asses, albion. We'd beat them to death with under-ripe bananas. Don't MESS with us.
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:14 AM   #6
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My tamamrin monkey will kill everyone... these are some evil fuckers:
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:21 AM   #7
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My tamamrin monkey will kill everyone
I thought sure your squid could come in (or on) and shoot sperm all over everybody.
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Old 08-13-2004, 10:50 AM   #8
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WSU--

For your own sake. Don't anger the lemur.

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Old 08-13-2004, 11:08 AM   #9
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how about hampster tossing?

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Italian arrested for throwing hamsters

Thu Aug 12, 1:11 PM ET


ROME (Reuters) - A retired Italian man could face up to a year and a half in prison if found guilty of killing his six pet hamsters and one guinea-pig by throwing them off his terrace into passing traffic.



The man, detained by police after the guinea-pig crashed into the windscreen of a car, told officials that he had accidentally knocked the animals off his terrace while sweeping, AGI news agency reported on Thursday.


Police in the northern coastal town of Imperia discovered the hamsters' bodies littered across the street after the motorist complained about the broken windscreen.


By studying the trajectory of the pets' bodies they were able to identify the pensioner's apartment.


Under a new cruelty to animals law, the man could be sent to jail for between three to 18 months for killing the pets. He will also be held responsible for the damage to the windscreen.
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Old 08-13-2004, 11:16 AM   #10
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By studying the trajectory of the pets' bodies they were able to identify the pensioner's apartment.
I must have missed that day of physics class.
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Old 08-13-2004, 11:17 AM   #11
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By studying the trajectory of the pets' bodies they were able to identify the pensioner's apartment.

Cool, just like on CSI!
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Old 08-13-2004, 11:17 AM   #12
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I love that we hit right onto the same sentence...
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Old 08-13-2004, 11:26 AM   #13
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John Gibbons is the new manager of the Blue Jays.
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Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.
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Old 08-13-2004, 07:21 PM   #14
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My Wife's maiden name is Gibbons. An no she is not going to entertain you.
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Old 08-13-2004, 08:08 PM   #15
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My Wife's maiden name is Gibbons. An no she is not going to entertain you.

Pics pls k thx
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Old 08-13-2004, 08:37 PM   #16
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Old 08-13-2004, 09:57 PM   #17
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Old 08-16-2004, 11:22 AM   #18
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Monday
Noon
Still not being entertained
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Old 08-16-2004, 11:32 AM   #19
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The Lemurs are angry that they have been ignored for the sake of mere Gibbons

http://pbskids.org/zoboo/karaoke/themesong.html
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Old 08-16-2004, 11:33 AM   #20
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Monday
Noon
Still not being entertained

It's only 9:30 Pacific... you might need to give the West coast a little time to wake up.
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Old 08-27-2004, 05:05 PM   #21
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how bout this

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Old 08-27-2004, 05:07 PM   #22
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I'm sad that nobody enjoyed the Zoboomafoo theme...
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