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Old 08-15-2004, 08:15 PM   #1
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Maybe Terrell Owens was right


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Old 08-15-2004, 08:18 PM   #2
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Am I missing something? Other then a very homo looking pic... what is T.O. right about?
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:19 PM   #3
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he said Garcia was gay
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:20 PM   #4
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Actually, I think he said he was a rat.
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:23 PM   #5
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no, he said he smelled like a rat.
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:25 PM   #6
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Actually, I think he said he was a rat.

The funny thing is there was an outcry from the gay community because he used rats as an analogy when saying Garcia was gay.
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:26 PM   #7
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The funny thing is there was an outcry from the gay community because he used rats anally when saying Garcia was gay.

well i can see that, i mean getting hampsters and rats confused? sheesh
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:33 PM   #8
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The funny thing is there was an outcry from the gay community because he used rats as an analogy when saying Garcia was gay.

There was also an outcry from the rat community, insisting that there is no such thing as a gay rat.
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Old 08-15-2004, 08:42 PM   #9
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There was also an outcry from the rat community, insisting that there is no such thing as a gay rat.

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Old 08-15-2004, 09:16 PM   #10
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TO has some weird problem with Garcia. Its like he blames his dropped balls on Garcia, its a amazing. Garcia isn't a great QB by any means, but TO just needs to shut up, he's not in SF anymore.
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Old 08-15-2004, 09:18 PM   #11
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TO has some weird problem with Garcia. Its like he blames his dropped balls on Garcia, its a amazing. Garcia isn't a great QB by any means, but TO just needs to shut up, he's not in SF anymore.

But TO is still in this country, though.
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Old 08-15-2004, 09:18 PM   #12
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I'm stunned that anyone would think Jeff Garcia would lie about about himself. He's a man of honesty. All 6'1 of him.
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Old 08-15-2004, 09:25 PM   #13
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TO has some weird problem with Garcia. Its like he blames his dropped balls on Garcia, its a amazing. Garcia isn't a great QB by any means, but TO just needs to shut up, he's not in SF anymore.

Well considering Garcia's preference in men, mabye he enjoyed TO's dropped balls
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Old 08-15-2004, 09:37 PM   #14
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I'm stunned that anyone would think Jeff Garcia would lie about about himself. He's a man of honesty. All 6'1 of him.

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Old 08-15-2004, 09:50 PM   #15
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Those socks end up looking like panty hose in that picture.
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Old 08-16-2004, 02:01 AM   #16
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Those socks end up looking like panty hose in that picture.

What do you mean look like panty hose?
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Old 08-16-2004, 07:33 AM   #17
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This statement was only half false because well no rats are gay, they are all bi choosing to mate with the rat the promises to play with his balls the best. This is usually decided with a simple gesture rubbing down a pair of pebbles to show your own techniques and allowing the big rat to choose his mate.
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Old 09-09-2004, 10:59 PM   #18
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by Dave Scherer @ 10:10:00 PM on 9/9/2004

Charges have been filed in the recent incident at a Cleveland, OH bar where Raw Diva wannabe Carmella DeCesare was accused of assaulting Kristin Hine, which is a misdemeanor crime. According to court documents that were released today, Hine asserts that DeCesare kicked her in the head and has filed for a temporary restraining order against her alleged assailant.

The charges did not warrant that the police actively pursue DeCesare, but if she were to have been pulled over in a traffic stop, she would have been arrested had she chosen not to turn herself in. She avoided that by turning herself in tonight.

WUAB-TV in Cleveland showed video tonight of Carmella turning herself in to Cleveland Police on misdemeanor assault charges. Her lawyer told her to keep quiet - but apparently she didn't. They teased that they will have that interview tonight on WOIO-TV - their sister station at 11pm.

To read a related story, click here.


When this story was first reported, it was said that the fight was over Garcia.... not too shabby for Mr. Garcia....
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:54 PM   #19
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When this story was first reported, it was said that the fight was over Garcia.... not too shabby for Mr. Garcia....

I would had paid good money to see that fight.
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Old 09-09-2004, 11:59 PM   #20
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:21 AM   #21
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hold do you hold on to the ball when somebody else is holding on to your balls?!
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Old 09-10-2004, 09:46 AM   #22
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The picture that launched a thousand jokes.
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:09 PM   #23
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MORE ON THE ARREST OF RAW DIVA, NFL QUARTERBACK AT CENTER OF ISSUE
by Dave Scherer @ 12:07:00 AM on 9/10/2004

Carmella DeCesare turned herself in at Cleveland Police Headquarters tonight at around 7:45. She posted bond, was released and has a court appearance scheduled for this morning. She's accused of kicking a girl in the head at a nightclub in Cleveland, which is a misdemeanor assault.

Her attorney, Pat D'Angelo, told WOIO-TV tonight, "If she wants me to represent her - she's gonna follow my advice, and my advice right now is for me to do the talking. That's what I'm getting paid for. She's innocent. We're gonna take this case before a judge and jury and prevail that way."

WOIO-TV reporter Sharon Reed said she spoke to DeCesare by phone tonight without her attorney and quoted DeCesare as saying of her accuser, "I don't know her. I don't know why she's doing this."

As for a possible motive, "No one is going to get between Jeff Garcia and I. We're solid. If it's him she wants, forget it. If it's money, forget it. If it's fame, good luck."

DeCesare made a personal appearance tonight after turning herself in. At a Quaker Steak and Lube in suburban Cleveland, she told WOIO on camera, "I'm not guilty and when I'm found not guilty, I will be happy to answer any questions, and then everyone can hear the second side of the story."

WKYC-TV sent a reporter to her accuser's home, but no one answered the door at Kristen Hine's house.


As for a possible motive, "No one is going to get between Jeff Garcia and I. We're solid. If it's him she wants, forget it. If it's money, forget it. If it's fame, good luck."

Oh my....
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:11 PM   #24
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She's a big star appearing at the Steak and Lube.
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:27 PM   #25
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What the hell is Quaker Steak and Lube? A place to eat while you get your oil changed or somethin'?
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:30 PM   #26
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What the hell is Quaker Steak and Lube? A place to eat while you get your oil changed or somethin'?

I've been to one. It's a car/garage themed restaurant with Hooters type food.

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As for a possible motive, "No one is going to get between Jeff Garcia and I. We're solid. If it's him she wants, forget it. If it's money, forget it. If it's fame, good luck."

This is an odd thing to come up with.

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Old 09-10-2004, 12:31 PM   #27
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What the hell is Quaker Steak and Lube? A place to eat while you get your oil changed or somethin'?


The first time I read it, I thought it was a misprint
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:41 PM   #28
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:58 PM   #29
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It's a car/garage themed restaurant with Hooters type food.

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Thanks...
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Old 09-10-2004, 12:59 PM   #30
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Thanks...

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Old 09-10-2004, 01:15 PM   #31
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Damn, and I was hoping for so much more...
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:25 PM   #32
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Wow... I had always assumed rednecks went to the same heaven as everyone else. Now, I have seen the light!
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Old 09-10-2004, 03:27 PM   #33
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Old 09-10-2004, 04:00 PM   #34
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So when exactly did TO call the Titans a gay team?
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Old 09-10-2004, 05:34 PM   #35
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hold do you hold on to the ball when somebody else is holding on to your balls?!
Anyone asked Neuq yet?
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