Warning: Hotpants may be bad for your skin

JeeberD · 08-18-2004, 11:20 AM

Man burns pal's crotch as a prank

CALGARY -- A Calgary man could go to jail for lighting his co-worker's crotch on fire in a drunken prank that caused burns and scarring to 5% of the man's body. Michael William Cleare, 29, pleaded guilty to criminal negligence causing bodily harm yesterday.

Jeffery Dale Lewis suffered second- and third-degree burns and permanent scarring to his inner thigh and genitals in the June 8, 2003, incident.

After a night of drinking, the two men returned to Cleare's southwest Calgary home.

After Lewis fell asleep on a chair with his legs spread apart, Cleare ran a lighter along the inside of the man's right thigh and crotch.

The intention, according to an agreed statement of facts signed by defence lawyer Bruce Corenblum and entered as an exhibit at Cleare's provincial court appearance yesterday, was for the heat to wake the man up.

Instead, Lewis's pants caught fire. He awoke and rushed to the kitchen where the two men extinguished the flames.

He then went back to sleep until the next morning when Cleare drove him to hospital.

Lewis later underwent surgery, during which skin was grafted to his upper thigh.

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Talk about your rude awakenings...

Ksyrup · 08-18-2004, 11:22 AM

It was only 5%, but it appears to have been the most important 5%.

rkmsuf · 08-18-2004, 11:23 AM

Oddly, I've never had the urge to light someone's crotch on fire.

condors · 08-18-2004, 11:24 AM

how in the world do you fall asleep after getting burned downstairs?

Ksyrup · 08-18-2004, 11:40 AM

He was probably drunk beyond consciousness.

bbor · 08-18-2004, 11:46 AM

Ya see...if ya shave your short and curlies you would be flame retardent

judicial clerk · 08-18-2004, 12:08 PM

flame retardent Leroy?

rkmsuf · 08-18-2004, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by judicial clerk

flame retardent Leroy?

that one came up in my fof universe

judicial clerk · 08-18-2004, 12:13 PM

I had my friends light my foot on fire while they were in a drunken state. They come in after a long night of boozing and wake my ass up to tell me about the fights they didn't get into and the chicks they didn't score with. I am standing there in my boxers talking to two of them while a third gathers up a bunch of crumpled up paper (probably class notes he borrowed from me) and builds a little nest around my foot. i am completely oblivious until he lights it on fire. I am sure they consider it one of the funniest things they have ever seen, but that shit hurt. bad. Luckily my rage subsided before I killed all three. Dumbasses.

Franklinnoble · 08-18-2004, 12:27 PM

I'm disappointed that this thread doesn't have any pictures of chicks in hotpants...

rkmsuf · 08-18-2004, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I'm disappointed that this thread doesn't have any pictures of chicks in hotpants...

Just don't make fun of wrestling again. Please.

08-18-2004, 11:22 AM	#2
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	It was only 5%, but it appears to have been the most important 5%. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-18-2004, 11:23 AM	#3
rkmsuf Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2001	Oddly, I've never had the urge to light someone's crotch on fire. __________________ "Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales

08-18-2004, 11:24 AM	#4
condors College Starter Join Date: Oct 2000	how in the world do you fall asleep after getting burned downstairs? Last edited by condors : 08-18-2004 at 11:25 AM.

08-18-2004, 11:40 AM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	He was probably drunk beyond consciousness. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

08-18-2004, 11:46 AM	#6
bbor Pro Starter Join Date: May 2001 Location: toronto	Ya see...if ya shave your short and curlies you would be flame retardent __________________ Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob.

08-18-2004, 12:08 PM	#7
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	flame retardent Leroy?

08-18-2004, 12:13 PM	#9
judicial clerk College Benchwarmer Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Portland, OR	I had my friends light my foot on fire while they were in a drunken state. They come in after a long night of boozing and wake my ass up to tell me about the fights they didn't get into and the chicks they didn't score with. I am standing there in my boxers talking to two of them while a third gathers up a bunch of crumpled up paper (probably class notes he borrowed from me) and builds a little nest around my foot. i am completely oblivious until he lights it on fire. I am sure they consider it one of the funniest things they have ever seen, but that shit hurt. bad. Luckily my rage subsided before I killed all three. Dumbasses.

08-18-2004, 12:27 PM	#10
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I'm disappointed that this thread doesn't have any pictures of chicks in hotpants...

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