This is THE MESSAGE BOARD!

Antmeister · 08-20-2004, 06:28 PM

After looking through the posts (as I usually do everyday now), I begin to realize how useful and entertaining this board is. Not too long ago, my wife was wondering what would be considered a good set of knives.

My reply:
"Hey, why don't you join FOFC and ask THE BOARD."

Her reply:
"Huh?"

After giving her the details, she reluctantly joined. She posts her question and within a couple of hours, she was able to find a good set of knives.

I come to this site for world news, comedy,software, games and politics. I have also seen this site used for relationship, legal, and real estate advice, typographical ribbing,trivia games, and lastly Front Office Football.

I have made a number of purchases based on reviews of FOFCers. And I am proud that the community has spans a number of age groups, professions (and lack thereof) and races. All it needs is just more women. I have experienced births on this board as well as deaths and everything in between like marriages, graduations, etc.

Although my profile says I have been here since 2003, I have actually been visiting this board since 2000 (just check out my old profile called Antmeister.....I just couldn't remember my password or my old email account).

It's funny how a board dedicated to Front Office Football got out of control to make one of the most interesting, dynamic online communities ever. And all this headed by a guy who wears patriotic underwear while posing and stretching his manhood at the same time. Welcome to THE MESSAGE BOARD!

Kodos · 08-20-2004, 06:32 PM

What does this have to do with bashing either John Kerry or George Bush?!?!?

TargetPractice6 · 08-20-2004, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kodos

What does this have to do with bashing either John Kerry or George Bush?!?!?

pics pls k thx

Franklinnoble · 08-20-2004, 06:40 PM

I hope your wife has embraced the advice of The Ladies Man.

k0ruptr · 08-20-2004, 06:41 PM

where is the trout in rectum option?

Glengoyne · 08-20-2004, 07:14 PM

I agree. I have abandoned all of my previous haunts, so I can hang out here and annoy other text sim geeks exclusively.

korme · 08-20-2004, 07:26 PM

i miss MylesKnight

Noop · 08-20-2004, 07:28 PM

Where is TroyF? He is needed in the college football post....

Easy Mac · 08-20-2004, 07:31 PM

We need some good catchphrases, so we can be just like THE BIG SHOW, Sportscenter.

Qwikshot · 08-20-2004, 07:41 PM

I'm rich, beyatch!

Easy Mac · 08-20-2004, 07:43 PM

How about,
YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD... YES!!!, but first pix plz thx

Suicane75 · 08-20-2004, 07:47 PM

"That board is like an ugly vagina, even when it's ugly, you still sort of wanna go there."

Too long?

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-20-2004, 07:49 PM

At least she needed a question answered. I joined because my husband finds you guys more entertaining. Now I am entertaining too.

Easy Mac · 08-20-2004, 07:51 PM

well, at least we helped one person get laid. Now if we could just get the other 3668 members laid.

Lorena · 08-20-2004, 07:51 PM

<---- shakes her head

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

"That board is like an ugly vagina, even when it's ugly, you still sort of wanna go there."

Too long?

Say what? I should of expected an answer like that from a male dominated board...

Antmeister · 08-20-2004, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

<---- shakes her head

Say what? I should of expected an answer like that from a male dominated board...

Stop it guys, you are scaring the wife away.....ok forget it.....I know I have no control.

Antmeister · 08-20-2004, 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

At least she needed a question answered. I joined because my husband finds you guys more entertaining. Now I am entertaining too.

Just ask anything, you are good for one good post out of 10 - 15. Very useful stuff here.

Suicane75 · 08-20-2004, 07:57 PM

Great, now I feel like a real heel. If it makes ya feel better, im referencing Paris Hiltons vagina, not vagina in general.

Im not helping myself at all.

TargetPractice6 · 08-20-2004, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shorty3281

i miss MylesKnight

He's been around some.

Eaglesfan27 · 08-20-2004, 07:59 PM

If we really wanted to scare her away, we'd put up a picture of me in my jean shorts.

Suicane75 · 08-20-2004, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eaglesfan27

If we really wanted to scare her away, we'd put up a picture of me in my jean shorts.

Im thinking about leaving due to the very mental image.

Lorena · 08-20-2004, 08:03 PM

Oh, which reminds me, we decided on the

Wusthof Grand Prix 7-Piece Knife Block Set. Big thumbs up! These knives are AMAZING, thanks for the b-day present Ant

Antmeister · 08-20-2004, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Oh, which reminds me, we decided on the

Wusthof Grand Prix 7-Piece Knife Block Set. Big thumbs up! These knives are AMAZING, thanks for the b-day present Ant

No problem, Mrs. Bobbitt

Farrah Whitworth-Rahn · 08-20-2004, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

Just ask anything, you are good for one good post out of 10 - 15. Very useful stuff here.

Agreed. Last week I asked about a multi-functional printer. I think I got three or four serious responses before it degenerated. I don't think trout was mentioned though, so I don't think I've been admitted into the club yet.

Antmeister · 08-20-2004, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farrah Whitworth-Rahn

...I don't think trout was mentioned though, so I don't think I've been admitted into the club yet.

Classic!

sterlingice · 08-20-2004, 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antmeister71

No problem, Mrs. Bobbitt

Nice reference even if that did get a cross-legged wince from me; the trivia value was worth it.

SI

GoldenEagle · 08-20-2004, 08:58 PM

My girlfriend has started reading this message board as well.

Solecismic · 08-20-2004, 09:37 PM

My wife did a while ago, but the pledge item scared her away. I don't think we'd ever get her to post here.

anticipating edit: pledge of allegiance, not Lemon Pledge.

Barkeep49 · 08-20-2004, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Solecismic

My wife did a while ago, but the pledge item scared her away. I don't think we'd ever get her to post here.

anticipating edit: pledge of allegiance, not Lemon Pledge.

I read this initially as "My wife died a while ago" and thought "How the hell did I miss that news?"

Glengoyne · 08-20-2004, 10:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suicane75

Im not helping myself at all.

You keep telling yourself that.

Glengoyne · 08-20-2004, 10:21 PM

Dola,

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dodgerchick

Oh, which reminds me, we decided on the

Wusthof Grand Prix 7-Piece Knife Block Set. Big thumbs up! These knives are AMAZING, thanks for the b-day present Ant

I always thought you were DraftDodger's wife. Now I am just so happy for you!

haji1 · 08-21-2004, 12:42 AM

My wife read the board for the first time today. She was reading the post about the unruly child and the responses. She came up with a good idea and is looking into it. Anyway she was still browsing the board when I checked up on her twenty minutes later. Is this a good thing or should I be worried now?

Lorena · 08-21-2004, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by haji1

My wife read the board for the first time today. She was reading the post about the unruly child and the responses. She came up with a good idea and is looking into it. Anyway she was still browsing the board when I checked up on her twenty minutes later. Is this a good thing or should I be worried now?

It's a good thing, I've gotten news from the board as well. It's funny cuz I'd call my husband after hearing the "latest" in sports and he'll say, "Buh, that's old news, I heard it from the board hours ago". Advise, news, how can you not like it?

korme · 08-21-2004, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0ruptr

where is the trout in rectum option?

Sharpieman · 08-21-2004, 05:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Franklinnoble

I hope your wife has embraced the advice of The Ladies Man.

lol I think I might be the only one who gets that

Flasch186 · 08-21-2004, 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sharpieman

lol I think I might be the only one who gets that

so many punchlines here, where to begin?

Cringer · 08-21-2004, 06:17 PM

This is funny, because the last few weeks my wife has been saying that she wants to join, because I am always reading stuff to her from here........anyways, I told her she could, but she is not allowed to read my posts.............hasn't done it yet though.

Flasch186 · 08-21-2004, 06:30 PM

Last night was huge...for the first time i read something from here to her and she actually listened the whole way through. Its a new day in Flasch186-ville.

Cringer · 08-21-2004, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

Last night was huge...for the first time i read something from here to her and she actually listened the whole way through. Its a new day in Flasch186-ville.

Huh....my wife didn't tell me you were over last night.....

Flasch186 · 08-21-2004, 06:34 PM

well, It was my GF that was over there last night, I just read it to her over the phone.

Cringer · 08-21-2004, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

well, It was my GF that was over there last night, I just read it to her over the phone.

My wife and your GF?

hate to say this, but.......

pix pls.

Flasch186 · 08-21-2004, 06:50 PM

cringe, i submit for your approval

Cringer · 08-21-2004, 06:56 PM

ok, i approve.....

now for what i was really after, the "action" shots of her and my wife.........

Flasch186 · 08-21-2004, 06:57 PM

oh, posting them next...

Antmeister · 08-21-2004, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

oh, posting them next...

What just happened to this thread? I don't view it for a day and this is what happens.....

so please hurry and post pix please....

MIJB#19 · 08-22-2004, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noop

Where is TroyF? He is needed in the college football post....

He's turned to the evil side after showing up in the English Premier League soccer thread.

Lorena · 06-12-2005, 03:54 PM

I stumbled across this post and wanted an update: did any of your wives/girlfriends/significant others join?

Pix on the wife/GF action... pls thx

DeToxRox · 06-12-2005, 04:23 PM

Yeah Coffee got me to joi --.

... I MEAN PSSH NO

ice4277 · 06-12-2005, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeToxRoxDVHStyle

Yeah Coffee got me to joi --.

... I MEAN PSSH NO

I KNEW IT

DeToxRox · 06-12-2005, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ice4277

I KNEW IT

Wait until you fall asleep.

08-20-2004, 06:41 PM	#5
k0ruptr Pro Starter Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Las Vegas	where is the trout in rectum option? __________________ Xbox Live Gamertag: k0ruptr My Favorite Teams : Chicago White Sox - Carolina Panthers - Orlando Magic - Phoenix Suns - Anaheim Ducks - Hawaii Warriors - Oregon Ducks

08-20-2004, 07:28 PM	#8
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	Where is TroyF? He is needed in the college football post.... __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

08-20-2004, 07:51 PM	#14
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	well, at least we helped one person get laid. Now if we could just get the other 3668 members laid. Last edited by Easy Mac : 08-20-2004 at 07:52 PM.

08-20-2004, 07:59 PM	#20
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	If we really wanted to scare her away, we'd put up a picture of me in my jean shorts. __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

08-20-2004, 08:58 PM	#27
GoldenEagle Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Little Rock, AR	My girlfriend has started reading this message board as well. __________________ Xbox 360 Gamer Tag: GoldenEagle014

08-20-2004, 06:32 PM	#2
Kodos Resident Alien Join Date: Jun 2001	What does this have to do with bashing either John Kerry or George Bush?!?!?

08-20-2004, 06:40 PM	#4
Franklinnoble Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Placerville, CA	I hope your wife has embraced the advice of The Ladies Man.

08-20-2004, 07:14 PM	#6
Glengoyne Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Fresno, CA	I agree. I have abandoned all of my previous haunts, so I can hang out here and annoy other text sim geeks exclusively.

08-20-2004, 07:26 PM	#7
korme Go Reds Join Date: May 2001 Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio	i miss MylesKnight

08-20-2004, 07:31 PM	#9
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	We need some good catchphrases, so we can be just like THE BIG SHOW, Sportscenter.

08-20-2004, 07:41 PM	#10
Qwikshot Pro Starter Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: ...down the gravity well	I'm rich, beyatch!

08-20-2004, 07:43 PM	#11
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	How about, YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD... YES!!!, but first pix plz thx

08-20-2004, 07:47 PM	#12
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	"That board is like an ugly vagina, even when it's ugly, you still sort of wanna go there." Too long?

08-20-2004, 07:49 PM	#13
Farrah Whitworth-Rahn Red-Headed Vixen Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ	At least she needed a question answered. I joined because my husband finds you guys more entertaining. Now I am entertaining too.

08-20-2004, 07:57 PM	#18
Suicane75 Coordinator Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NJ	Great, now I feel like a real heel. If it makes ya feel better, im referencing Paris Hiltons vagina, not vagina in general. Im not helping myself at all.

08-20-2004, 08:03 PM	#22
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	Oh, which reminds me, we decided on the Wusthof Grand Prix 7-Piece Knife Block Set. Big thumbs up! These knives are AMAZING, thanks for the b-day present Ant

08-20-2004, 09:37 PM	#28
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	My wife did a while ago, but the pledge item scared her away. I don't think we'd ever get her to post here. anticipating edit: pledge of allegiance, not Lemon Pledge.

08-21-2004, 12:42 AM	#32
haji1 Mascot Join Date: Jun 2003	My wife read the board for the first time today. She was reading the post about the unruly child and the responses. She came up with a good idea and is looking into it. Anyway she was still browsing the board when I checked up on her twenty minutes later. Is this a good thing or should I be worried now?

08-21-2004, 06:17 PM	#37
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	This is funny, because the last few weeks my wife has been saying that she wants to join, because I am always reading stuff to her from here........anyways, I told her she could, but she is not allowed to read my posts.............hasn't done it yet though. __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

08-21-2004, 06:30 PM	#38
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	Last night was huge...for the first time i read something from here to her and she actually listened the whole way through. Its a new day in Flasch186-ville. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

08-21-2004, 06:34 PM	#40
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	well, It was my GF that was over there last night, I just read it to her over the phone. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

08-21-2004, 06:50 PM	#42
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	cringe, i submit for your approval __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

08-21-2004, 06:56 PM	#43
Cringer Grizzled Veteran Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Edinburg,TX	ok, i approve..... now for what i was really after, the "action" shots of her and my wife......... __________________ You Stole Fizzy Lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and steralized, so you get NOTHING! You lose!

08-21-2004, 06:57 PM	#44
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	oh, posting them next... __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

06-12-2005, 03:54 PM	#47
Lorena Unregistered Join Date: May 2004	I stumbled across this post and wanted an update: did any of your wives/girlfriends/significant others join? Pix on the wife/GF action... pls thx

06-12-2005, 04:23 PM	#48
DeToxRox Head Coach Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Michigan	Yeah Coffee got me to joi --. ... I MEAN PSSH NO

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