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nporn 6 50.00%
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:39 PM   #1
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what kind of porn do you prefer?

what kind of porn do you prefer?
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:40 PM   #2
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The kind with sex.
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:42 PM   #3
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nporn all the way.
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:42 PM   #4
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If by jporn you mean Former Ambassador Jean Kirkpatrick porn, then I choose 'B'.

That is, unless, the n in nporn represents classic Ned Beatty porn. Not his new stuff though. His new stuff is shit.
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:42 PM   #5
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What are nporn and jporn?
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:42 PM   #6
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What's the difference?
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:43 PM   #7
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dola - Where's the Bea Arthur option?
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:44 PM   #8
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that was way too early in a thread to invoke Bea Authur
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:45 PM   #9
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Wheres the trout in rectum porn option?
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:46 PM   #10
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that was way too early in a thread to invoke Bea Authur
Can't help it.

I need a fix.
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:47 PM   #11
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Didnt Ron Jeremy and Bea Authur do some pretty hot stuff together?
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:48 PM   #12
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Let's get it on!

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Old 08-24-2004, 12:49 PM   #13
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Thank you for not posting her dick.
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:49 PM   #14
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[Jeff Ross]Sandra Bernhardt... Man, I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick."[Jeff Ross]
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:51 PM   #15
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when in dobut..... go with option one....
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:53 PM   #16
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Just ask Google...I'm in the majority here.
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Old 08-24-2004, 12:54 PM   #17
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Just ask Google...I'm in the majority here.
I'm too scared to Google it.
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:00 PM   #18
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I don't get it.
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:00 PM   #19
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I'm too scared to Google it.

I'm not googling that from the office.
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:02 PM   #20
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What is it?
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:03 PM   #21
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qporn, or course...
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:03 PM   #22
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What is it?

I dunno... YOU google it and tell me...
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:05 PM   #23
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We need more of these types of threads and less political types of thread.


WHO'S WITH ME!?!?!
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:06 PM   #24
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jporn appears to be japanese porn of some sort. Haven't found a clear answer to nporn yet...
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:07 PM   #25
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jporn appears to be japanese porn of some sort. Haven't found a clear answer to nporn yet...
necrophelia porn?
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:11 PM   #26
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qporn, or course...

If Qporn somehow involves Gates McFadden, I could get my support.
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:22 PM   #27
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Q-bert porn?
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:25 PM   #28
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Where is the "I prefer to make my own porn" option????
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:25 PM   #29
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Where is the "I prefer to make my own porn" option????
pix pls k thx bye
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:29 PM   #30
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If Qporn somehow involves Gates McFadden, I could get my support.


Q Porn?
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:30 PM   #31
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pix pls k thx bye
Wow... that reply was posted in under a minute. Well done.
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:30 PM   #32
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Wow... that reply was posted in under a minute. Well done.

stalker
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:41 PM   #33
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If jporn is japanese, then I vote for any other option, unless that option is German porn, in which case Japanese is the lesser of two evils. To quote the South Park movie, "What the fuck is wrong with German people?!"
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:43 PM   #34
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Not enough Siberian porn.
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:50 PM   #35
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Hot women need to be in porn before I'll watch it. Guess I'm funny that way.
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Old 08-24-2004, 01:56 PM   #36
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Cricket porn with lots of straw rubbing
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:03 PM   #37
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Pirate Porn.

HAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:06 PM   #38
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Not enough Siberian porn.

This immediately brings to my mind Vanessa Angel in Spies Like Us...damn she was hot.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:07 PM   #39
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Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:09 PM   #40
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Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

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Old 08-24-2004, 02:13 PM   #41
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Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

thank you. I can rest easy now with this knowledge.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:15 PM   #42
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Shorty is wise beyond his years. I blame FOFC.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:25 PM   #43
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Not enough Siberian porn.

What's so hot about Serbian porn?
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:30 PM   #44
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Not enough Siberian Husky porn?

Dude. You scare me.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:47 PM   #45
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Variety's the spice of life. I like a wide selection. Sometimes I'm in the mood for nasty close-ups, sometimes I like them arty and air-brushed. Sometimes it's a spread brown-eye kind of night, sometimes it's girl-on-girl time. Sometimes a steamy letter will do it, sometimes -- not often, but sometimes -- I like the idea of a chick with a horse.

Damn! Where's that thread where we discussed the equestrian fetish story from Real Sex on HBO? Not sex with a horse, but sex with people who dress like horses, and who like to be ridden, combed, trotted, etc. Bizarre, bizarre, stuff. I couldn't find it by searching.

Thanks for the reminder, Shorty. That was classic stuff.
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Old 08-24-2004, 02:50 PM   #46
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I found it - it wasn't equestrian fetish, but equine.

http://dynamic2.gamespy.com/~fof/for...t=horse+fetish

It's buried in there, it's not the Drew Henson story.
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Old 08-24-2004, 03:11 PM   #47
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Japanese Porn is a scary scary thing..
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Old 08-24-2004, 03:18 PM   #48
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Ahem. I said siberian. Not husky porn. Though a lot of Siberians are very husky when you think about it.
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Old 08-24-2004, 03:31 PM   #49
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I like it on the cob....oh wait, you said porn.
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Old 08-24-2004, 03:32 PM   #50
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Ty cob? Now thats old fashioned kinky.
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