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Old 08-27-2004, 02:59 PM   #1
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Britney

Uh, yeah...

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Old 08-27-2004, 03:01 PM   #2
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Those boots make kittens want to jump in a pool
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:03 PM   #3
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I'd hit it.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:04 PM   #4
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I'd hit it.

With the boots on
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:06 PM   #5
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I can't believe the top picture she isn't smoking a cig. Chain smoking bitch.

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Old 08-27-2004, 03:06 PM   #6
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Edit - wasn't timely enough with my shirt comment. So, I'll just comment on the second pic - "yuck". Thank you.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:07 PM   #7
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She is going to be so ugly in 10 years.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:08 PM   #8
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She will be ugly, and will have not much left of whatever voice she has now, too. Man, it's like she's made enough money already that she can let herself go to hell and not even give a shit.

Oh wait....
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:09 PM   #9
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She is going to be so ugly in 10 years.

Maybe she'll morph into the 1980 Michael Jackson.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:10 PM   #10
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Maybe she'll morph into the 1980 Michael Jackson.

We can only hope
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:25 PM   #11
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I'd hit it.

She's dropping a few links on the Hollywood food chain of looks, but she's still hot.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:32 PM   #12
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You can tell it's her because she's the only white trash around a Mercedes.

No offense to white trash.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:33 PM   #13
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She's dropping a few links on the Hollywood food chain of looks, but she's still hot.

I'd rather ask Kathy Griffin her views on the world than look at Britney.

I've had that view for awhile, too.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:37 PM   #14
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Britney is nuts. Christina is nuts. Out of these pop idols, I actually have the most respect for Jessica Simpson. She's not the sharpest tool in the drawer, but at least she seems to be a decent role model for kids.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:38 PM   #15
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Britney is nuts. Christina is nuts. Out of these pop idols, I actually have the most respect for Jessica Simpson. She's not the sharpest tool in the drawer, but at least she seems to be a decent role model for kids.

America for bigger breasts!
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:38 PM   #16
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Slut

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/18873.htm
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:39 PM   #17
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her's are the all nati-ones, too
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:39 PM   #18
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uh, that's really not for your mouth.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:45 PM   #19
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You all sound like a bunch of gossipy old ladies.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:46 PM   #20
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You all sound like a bunch of gossipy old ladies.

you'd hit em
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:48 PM   #21
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I guess you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
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Old 08-27-2004, 03:49 PM   #22
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Okay, that second pic is just ridiculous...
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:00 PM   #23
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you'd hit em

Not on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:08 PM   #24
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She is going to be so ugly in 10 years.


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Old 08-27-2004, 04:14 PM   #25
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she is just vapid, devoid of anything at all that makes one the least bit moral or ethical. Everything she is about now is an attempt to destroy her earlier image, instead of just owning it and moving on.
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:16 PM   #26
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Yeah, but she's always been fuggly.
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:29 PM   #27
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Brett Butler?
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:34 PM   #28
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Brett Butler?

Perfect!
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:42 PM   #29
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dodgers fame?
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:54 PM   #30
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T least she is wearing panties(cringes) for a change.
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:57 PM   #31
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What the heck is going on with that skirt (second pic)? And as if Ug boots don't look bad enough, PINK ones (first pic)? Come on Britney, its time to clean it up.
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Old 08-27-2004, 04:58 PM   #32
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that's gotta suck for her fiance.

to do the impossible - be able to bang Britney for the rest of your life (or howveer long Hollywood marriages last for) and you get stuck with the ugly version of Britney.

imagine being her fiance and you get the 2000 Britney, or "I'm A Slave 4 U" era Britney (when she was legal?

this is like winning the lottery on the same day finding out you have a deadly disease.
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Old 08-27-2004, 05:00 PM   #33
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I can't believe the top picture she isn't smoking a cig. Chain smoking bitch.


You can see the FUPA in it's infancy here. In a few years, it should be the crown jewel of the FUPA race. And that tatoo will look like a squiggly line by the time her skin is done stretching.

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Old 08-27-2004, 05:03 PM   #34
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the only good thing about this is the clock is already ticking till she does the mandatory comeback "Play Boy" magazine shoot. i knew this would happen. just like we should be expecting one from J Lo in about 2 years.

i love the comeback Play Boy mags.
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Old 08-27-2004, 05:19 PM   #35
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the only good thing about this is the clock is already ticking till she does the mandatory comeback "Play Boy" magazine shoot. i knew this would happen. just like we should be expecting one from J Lo in about 2 years.

i love the comeback Play Boy mags.


Wow, a chance for two cheaps shots at once.

King Jackoff loves comeback Playboy's. Guess Tiffany had u goin for months.

For Britney, Courtney Love has accepted your application for internship. Please be at the Beverly Hills YMCA tomorrow at noon.
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Old 08-27-2004, 05:20 PM   #36
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If nothing else, the guy is going to get tons of money out of this.
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:09 PM   #37
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No offense to white trash.

None Taken.
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:12 PM   #38
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If nothing else, the guy is going to get tons of money out of this.

eh, theres a pre-nup now, so...

but still, hes on her payroll at 15-hundred a week, and they seem to have been on vacation for the past 2 months, so hes not hurting for money anytime soon.
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:18 PM   #39
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eh, theres a pre-nup now, so...

but still, hes on her payroll at 15-hundred a week, and they seem to have been on vacation for the past 2 months, so hes not hurting for money anytime soon.


Yeah, but hopefully that pre-nup allows him to get a couple million out of all of this.
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:19 PM   #40
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for what? all his pain and anguish?

though, i guess he'll go with the 'i got accustomed to the lifestyle' story...
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:25 PM   #41
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eh, theres a pre-nup now, so...

but still, hes on her payroll at 15-hundred a week, and they seem to have been on vacation for the past 2 months, so hes not hurting for money anytime soon.

when did that happen?
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:28 PM   #42
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She's dropping a few links on the Hollywood food chain of looks, but she's still hot.

I just lost respect for you.

Damnit!! You even said my wife was hot. I hate you.
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:30 PM   #43
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eh, theres a pre-nup now, so...

but still, hes on her payroll at 15-hundred a week, and they seem to have been on vacation for the past 2 months, so hes not hurting for money anytime soon.

$1500 a week? $78K a year? Is there a dental plan?
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:33 PM   #44
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She is going to be so ugly in 10 years.

She's been ugly for a long time.
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:42 PM   #45
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He gets a million a year for every year they are married...up to five years.

Not bad.
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Old 08-27-2004, 06:50 PM   #46
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I think after the 4th or 5th year of marriage he should announce they're getting separated, become a fulltime pothead and tour Asia.
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:26 PM   #47
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...tour asia, with lenny kravitz.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:14 PM   #48
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:20 PM   #49
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Ummm, can someone please explain to me the meaning of FUPA???? Thx.
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:21 PM   #50
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She looks so used.

Is that a rash on her stomach in the second picture? Ick.
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