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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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Shorty translation website
http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files...ranslator.html
IN CONGRAS JULY 4 176!!!1 WTF LOL DA UNANIMOUS D3CLARATION OF TEH THIRTEN UNIETD STAETS OF MARICA!!1!1 WTF WH3N IN TEH COURSE OF HUMAN 3VENTS IT BCOM3S NECESARY FOR ON3 PAOPLE 2 DISOLVE DA POLITICAL BANDS WHICH HAEV CON3CT3D TH3M WIT ANOTH3R AND 2 ASUME MONG TEH POW3RS OF DA EARTH DA SEPARAET AND 3QUAL STATION 2 WHICH DA LAWS OF NATURE AND OF NATURAS GOD ENTITLA THEM A D3CENT R3SP3CT 2 TEH OPINIONS OF MANKIND RAQUIERS TAHT THEY SHUD R TEH CAUS3S WHICH IMP3L THAM 2 TEH S3PARATION111! OMG WTF LOL WE HOLD TH3S3 TRUTHS 2 B SELF-3VIEDNT TAHT AL M3N R CRAAETD AQUAL TAHT TH3Y R ENDOWED BY THERE CREA2R WIT CERTANE UNALEINABL3 RIGHTS TAHT MONG THESE R LIEF LIEBRTY AND TEH PURSUIT OF HAPIENS-TAHT111!11 LOL 2 SECURE THESE RIGHTS GOVERNMANTS R INSTITUT3D MONG MEN D3RIVNG THERE JUST POW3RS FROM TEH CONSENT OF DA GOVARNED TAHT WHANAVER ANY FORM OF GOVERNM3NT BCOMES D3STRUCTIEV OF TH3SE 3NDS IT IS DA RIGHT OF TEH PAOPLE 2 ALTER OR 2 ABOLISH IT AND 2 INSTITUTE NU GOV3RNM3NT LAYNG ITS FOUNDATION ON SUCH PRINCIPL3S AND ORGANIZNG ITS POW3RS IN SUCH FORM AS 2 THAM SHAL SEM MOST LIEKLY 2 EFECT THEYRE SAEFTY AND HAPIENS!!1!!! OMG PRUD3NC3 INDED WIL DICTAET TAHT GOVARNMENTS LONG ASTABLISHED SHUD NOT B CHANGED FOR LIGHT AND TRANSEINT CAUS3S AND ACORDNGLY AL 3XPAREINCE HATH SHEWN TAHT MANKIND R MOR3 DISPOSAD 2 SUF3R WHIEL EVILS R SUFERABLA THAN 2 RIGHT THEMSELVES BY ABOLISHNG DA FORMS 2 WHICH THEY R ACUS2M3D11!!11 OMG BUT WH3N A LONG TRANE OF ABUSES AND USURPATIONS PURSUNG INVARIABLY DA SME OBJ3CT 3VINCES A DASIGN 2 RADUCE TH3M UNDER ABSOLUTE DESPOTISM IT IS THEYRE RIGHT IT IS THERE DUTY 2 THROW OF SUCH GOVERNMENT AND 2 PROVIED NU GUARDS FOR THEYRE FUTUR3 S3CURITY1!1!11!! SUCH HAS BEN TEH PATEINT SUFERANCE OF THESE COLONEIS AND SUCH IS NOW TEH N3C3SITY WHICH CONSTRANES THEM 2 ALTER THEYRE FORMAR SYSTEMS OF GOVARNMENT111! LOL TEH HIS2RY OF TEH PRASENT KNG OF GR3AT-BRITANE IS A HIS2RY OF REP3AETD INJUREIS AND USURPATIONS AL HAVNG IN DIERCT OBJ3CT TEH ESTABLISHMENT OF AN ABSOLUTA TYRANY OVER THESE STAETS11!1! OMG LOL 2 PROV3 THIS L3T FACTS B SUBMITAD 2 A CANDID WORLD1!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL *EDITED FOR LENGTH* That needs to be printed in junior high history textbooks if we're ever going to want the kids to learn about the Declaration...
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08-30-2004, 12:00 PM
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08-30-2004, 12:03 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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Nice.
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08-30-2004, 12:05 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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FOR GOD SO LOVAD TEH WORLD TAHT HE GAEV HIS ONLY BGOT3N SON TAHT WHOSOEV3R BLEIVETH IN HIM SHUD NOT PARISH BUT HAEV EVARLASTNG LIEF1!1! OMG LOL
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08-30-2004, 12:07 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Hog Country
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I have been using the AOL translator for about a year. It is good for much hilarity.
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08-30-2004, 12:07 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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ONC3 UPON A MIDNIGHT DREARY WHIEL I PONDERAD W3AK AND WAARY
OVAR MANY A QUANET AND CURIOUS VOLUME OF FORGOT3N LORE WHIEL I NOD3D NAARLY NAPNG SUDENLY THEYRE CME A TAPNG AS OF SOMEONE GANTLY RAPNG RAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR !1!11!! WTF LOL TIS SOM3 VISI2R I MUTERED TAPNG AT MAH CHMBR DOR ONLY THIS AND NOTHNG MORE!1!!111 OMG WTF
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08-30-2004, 12:08 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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TEH MEDIA DONT UNDARSTAND TEH KINDS OF PROBL3MS AND PRESUR3S 54 MILION COMA WIT!1!1 OMG
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08-30-2004, 12:11 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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THIS IS DA FUNY11!11!! OMG WTF
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08-30-2004, 12:25 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Jul 2001
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TAHT BOY RUN SO GOD HA MAEKS UR DIK HARD
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08-30-2004, 12:26 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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I JUST MAED DA BIGEST POP EV3R O MAN TAHT CHIKEN SALAD SURE DID SOLIDIFY!1!!!1111!111 WTF LOL
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08-30-2004, 12:29 PM
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Grizzled Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Little Rock, AR
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WTF OMG LOL
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08-30-2004, 12:42 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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TE-HE H3 WIL N3VER KNOW B/C THIS IS ENCRYPT3D BUT IMA HUNT SUCIAEN DOWN AND KIL HIM WIT A BUKNIEF!!11 OMG
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08-30-2004, 12:44 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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SOV F3ARS CHARLAS C-DOG YON AND U AL SHUD111!!!11 WTF LOL I HEARD C-DOG ONCE PIK3D OF 7 DEAN HOUTS2N PAS3S IN A SNGLE HALF1!!!1 OMG
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08-30-2004, 12:46 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Dec 2001
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DA LADEIS MAN R3COMANDS U DO IT IN DA BUT!111!!! OMG WTF
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08-30-2004, 12:56 PM
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High School Varsity
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Raleigh, NC
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PICS PLZ K THX1!1!11!1 OMG LOL
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08-30-2004, 12:59 PM
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Coordinator
Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: Maassluis, Zuid-Holland, Netherlands
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DONT THEY HAEV A TRANSLATION TEH OTHER WAY AROUND
IMM?!!!?!!?! WTF LOL G3TNG A HEADACHA FROM AL THOSE 111!! OMG WTF ONG WTF SENT3NCES. 1!1!1!1!!11!1 OMG LOL
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08-30-2004, 01:08 PM
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Head Coach
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Colorado Springs
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MAY U B MOUNTED BY A DIESAESD YAK!!11!!!1
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08-30-2004, 03:22 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Las Vegas
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HAHAHAHAHA that is fucking funny as shit
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08-30-2004, 03:25 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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You all die.
Slowly. Painfully. I will keeel you all. You will suffer unimaginable ways.. I will.. oh no.. arghh.. my brain.. melting, hurting, make the hurting stop... *POP* I WILL PWN J00 ALL! I M L33T! I WILL STEEEL YOUR JUAREZ AND MAKE YOU MY BIATCHES~!
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08-30-2004, 03:48 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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TE-HE11!!1 OMG LOL U R KIND OF FUNY11!!!11 OMG WTF AEG SEX AND LOCATION?!????!!! OMG LOL R U CUT3?!!?? LOL |
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08-30-2004, 03:50 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Placerville, CA
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I PUT ON MAH ROB AND WIZARD HAT.!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!1 OMG |
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08-30-2004, 03:52 PM
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General Manager
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: The Town of Flower Mound
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SHORTYS HAKED FOZEIS ACOUNT!!1!11!!!!1!!!!11!1!!!!!1! OMG LOL
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08-30-2004, 03:53 PM
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Pro Starter
Join Date: Feb 2004
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ITS U AGANE!!11!1 LOL TAHT SIK QUOTA OF DA MOMENT FUK!1!! OMG WTF LOL GO AWAY LOSAR!!!!11 OMG |
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08-30-2004, 03:55 PM
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Hall Of Famer
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: The State of Insanity
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SH0RTEE H@S N0T HAKED F0ZZIEZ AKKOUNT! SH0RTEE !S |\|0T l33T l!|<3 F0ZZ!3!!!!!!1!!one!oneone!
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