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Location: Macomb, MI
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Funny date quote
Out on a date with this girl, our first date technically. Usually we just meet up with a group of people. Things are going very well, we get back to my place and she says "I should probably get going." She lost her license but has work priveleges, so she wanted to get going so she didn't potentially get in trouble. I say "You know you can come on in for a beer if you want."
Then she says "One beer leads to two, two leads to three, three leads to sex." I think I fell in love right there. Oh and she came in for one.... |
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09-02-2004, 10:24 AM
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Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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..and then two and then three and then you struckout?
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09-02-2004, 10:28 AM
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not exactly
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09-02-2004, 10:31 AM
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Location: Bloodbuzz Ohio
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base on balls?
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09-02-2004, 10:41 AM
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Location: North Carolina
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did you charge the mound?
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09-02-2004, 10:42 AM
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Pix pls, kthx.
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09-02-2004, 10:42 AM
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Join Date: May 2001
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after he got hit by the bitch?
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09-02-2004, 10:45 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: NJ
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Did she start dateing another guy while you were having sex with her?
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09-02-2004, 10:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2001
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In your case isn't it a third beer leads to chloroform?
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09-02-2004, 10:47 AM
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I thought Balldog was having lady troubles a while back? Be happy for him if he got some play, dudz.
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09-02-2004, 11:02 AM
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I hit for the cycle.
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09-02-2004, 11:08 AM
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Location: NJ
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I hope you got the Triple before the Home Run............. Last edited by Suicane75 : 09-02-2004 at 11:13 AM. Reason: Because i'm tired and stupid |
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09-02-2004, 11:09 AM
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Does that mean you took The Ladies' Man's advice? |
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09-02-2004, 11:10 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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maybe it's been a long time, but wouldn't you rather get the triple BEFORE the homerun? Otherwise the base would be...dirty.
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09-02-2004, 11:14 AM
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Fixed. I'm half asleep, cut me a break.  Last edited by Suicane75 : 09-02-2004 at 11:14 AM. |
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09-02-2004, 11:18 AM
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break cut. it was just a...nasty mental picture Sui.
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09-02-2004, 11:41 AM
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As long as she was'nt on her cycle....as in mestrual cycle.
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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09-02-2004, 12:46 PM
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Damn, bbor stole my joke...
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09-02-2004, 12:55 PM
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Yeah, Parole officers make random checkups you know.
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I'm still here. Don't touch my fucking bacon. |
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09-02-2004, 12:57 PM
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Great minds and all 
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Pumpy Tudors Now that I've cracked and made that admission, I wonder if I'm only a couple of steps away from wanting to tongue-kiss Jaromir Jagr and give Bobby Clarke a blowjob. |
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09-02-2004, 01:07 PM
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"Don't you have homes?" -- Judge Smales |
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09-02-2004, 01:52 PM
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Did she say if she'd ever done something like this before? |
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09-02-2004, 02:48 PM
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Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Great quote. Ranks up there with the Sodomite quote from ''He who shall not be named.''
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09-02-2004, 07:31 PM
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Location: Henderson, Nevada
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Ah....another thread killed. He He He.
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