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Old 09-13-2004, 04:35 PM   #1
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:37 PM   #2
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To quote my toddler son: "But why?"
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:41 PM   #3
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Canyonero
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Old 09-13-2004, 04:41 PM   #4
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Canyonero!!!
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:25 PM   #5
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Haahaha. Canyonero.
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:37 PM   #6
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To quote my toddler son: "But why?"

I guess the Hummer just isn't enough compensation for the lack of size in some guys anymore....
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:37 PM   #7
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Great, everyone in Texas will want one and they can't drive the trucks they have now.
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:40 PM   #8
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if it can hold that heavy of a load, it should have to be held to D.O.T. regulations. This crap is getting out of hand, it's bad enough that custom buses (RVs) can be driven by anyone with the money to buy them, but I have random drug testing, H.O.S. rules, fuel permits, 50 million other permits, and all that crap to deal with.......

but damn the thing is bad ass looking, basically a flat top tractor with a bed put on the back, i would feel at home
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:43 PM   #9
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Things like this make me wish I never sold my rocket launcher.
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Old 09-13-2004, 07:48 PM   #10
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Oh jeez, there goes the neighborhood, I suspect I'll see about 47,000 of these things being sold to people with big old text scripts on the windshield proclaiming, "I ATE YOUR HEMI".

Ugh.
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:19 PM   #11
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You know, it may be a bit excessive...but I have got to say...that looks f'ing awesome. I would never get one because I already drive a full size pickup which is enough of a pain in the ass to manuever/park as it is. However, if somebody I know gets one I will definetely have to check it out.
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:24 PM   #12
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Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
smells like a steak and seats thirty-five.

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown!

Canyonero! (Yah!) Canyonero!
[Krusty:] Hey Hey

[The Federal Highway comission has ruled the
Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.]


Canyonero!

12 yards long, 2 lanes wide,
65 tons of American Pride!

Canyonero! Canyonero!

Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!

Canyonero! Canyonero! (Yah!)

She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel crushing, deer smacking, driving machine!

Canyonero!-oh woah, Canyonero! (Yah!)

Drive Canyonero!

Woah Canyonero!

Woah!
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:34 PM   #13
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Buyers will also have to have a fair amount of money to fill it up -- it's projected to get between 6 and 10 miles per gallon of diesel fuel.



Buy this car and the terrorists win.
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Old 09-13-2004, 08:49 PM   #14
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Buy this car and the terrorists win.


hell, i think with this one we just run their asses over.........
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Old 09-13-2004, 09:29 PM   #15
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Buy this car and the terrorists win.

On the flip side, buy a million of these things and the Earth will run out of oil in about 5 minutes and then we can segregate ourselves from the middle east and everybody will be happy.
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:14 AM   #16
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Things like this make me wish I never sold my rocket launcher.
No kidding! With this truck and a rocket launcher, you could make...



RHINO!

Kick ass...

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Old 09-14-2004, 01:25 AM   #17
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