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Old 09-14-2004, 10:15 AM   #1
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Just a thought
this place has been boring the pants off me.

so while my pants are off......
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:17 AM   #2
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:17 AM   #3
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:18 AM   #4
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:23 AM   #5
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:25 AM   #6
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:29 AM   #7
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:30 AM   #8
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so while my pants are off......
All that talk about a Yamato-like battleship and it turns out to be a skimpy little destroyer escort...
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:32 AM   #9
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All that talk about a Yamato-like battleship and it turns out to be a skimpy little destroyer escort...

While the Yamato may have an 18 inch gun, the 5 incher of a DE will take care of most jobs.
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:34 AM   #10
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It's too early for Freudian phallic references... I'm gonna have to leave this thread alone until I have another cup of coffee.
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:39 AM   #11
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Old 09-14-2004, 10:48 AM   #12
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While the Yamato may have an 18 inch gun, the 5 incher of a DE will take care of most jobs.
True, as long as bad navigation, poor target identification, a dud torpedo, or a premature shell burst doesn't sink your chances.

And we both know that DEs are best known for their escort services.
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:11 AM   #13
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:21 AM   #14
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True, as long as bad navigation, poor target identification, a dud torpedo, or a premature shell burst doesn't sink your chances.

And we both know that DEs are best known for their escort services.

A DE can find a spot in any port. The Yamato can only use the most established and largest ports.
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:44 AM   #15
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Could Yamato fit through the Panama Canal?
Maybe, if this were Star Blazers. It would just fly over it, or blast it with the Wave Motion Gun®.
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:57 AM   #16
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Well I'm more of a cruiser guy myself, but...

John Holmes:


Fritz:
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:14 PM   #17
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:26 PM   #18
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:32 PM   #19
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Awesome! It's so happy!

I wish my peter were that happy.
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:34 PM   #20
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I wish my peter were that happy.

Here ya go:
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:36 PM   #21
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This thread is getting more and more disturbing by the minute...
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:39 PM   #22
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This thread is getting more and more disturbing by the minute...
Hey, it's for Fritz's entertainment. If you want incisive political commentary, there are 147 other threads available.
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:42 PM   #23
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Here ya go:


Hey that's AWESOME! And his hair is even vaguely shaped like the head of my love missile!
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:50 PM   #24
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Fire the Wave Motion Gun!!!
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Old 09-14-2004, 12:52 PM   #25
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I love the wave motion bed, so it stands to reason that I would love the Wave Motion Gun®.
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:25 PM   #26
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Hey that's AWESOME! And his hair is even vaguely shaped like the head of my love missile!

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Old 09-14-2004, 01:30 PM   #27
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This place downright reeks of elitist impunity.
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Old 09-14-2004, 01:52 PM   #28
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:16 PM   #29
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:18 PM   #30
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this place has been boring the pants off me.

so while my pants are off......

Damn, he's catching on to the Evil Plan.
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:26 PM   #31
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Old 09-14-2004, 02:39 PM   #32
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I wish I were the Indefatigable.
Okay...

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Old 09-14-2004, 02:40 PM   #33
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Guess what your still not as thick as me. Women perfer thicker ones as oppose to skinny ones...
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Old 09-14-2004, 03:27 PM   #34
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yes, but I don't have to evacuate my house every other week due to a hurricane. Women prefer men who don't have FEMA on speed dial.
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Old 09-14-2004, 03:45 PM   #35
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yes, but I don't have to evacuate my house every other week due to a hurricane. Women prefer men who don't have FEMA on speed dial.

That was low man... real low...
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Old 09-14-2004, 05:43 PM   #36
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If you want incisive political commentary, there are 147 other threads available.

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Old 09-15-2004, 05:20 PM   #37
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Old 09-15-2004, 06:07 PM   #38
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A DE can find a spot in any port. The Yamato can only use the most established and largest ports.

Absolutely brilliant.
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Old 09-16-2004, 07:38 AM   #39
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BORED AGAIN!!!
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Old 09-16-2004, 01:55 PM   #41
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THIS must be what got him banned...

rufus didn't post that, unless you're saying rkmsuf is next on the "to be banned" list
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rufus didn't post that, unless you're saying rkmsuf is next on the "to be banned" list

Yeah, edited for clarity...
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Yeah, edited for clarity...
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