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Old 09-14-2004, 11:16 PM   #1
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Levitra's advertising budget?

God, they could have sent every male in the US a sample at this point. I can't escape a single commerical break without that chick telling me about the quality response her man gets.
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:16 PM   #2
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Does it work?
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:24 PM   #3
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Should I still seek immediate medical attention if my erection only lasts 3 hours and 59 minutes??
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:26 PM   #4
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I wanna take some just I can tell my grandkids that I once had a 5 hour erection.
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Old 09-14-2004, 11:51 PM   #5
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I wanna take some just I can tell my grandkids that I once had a 5 hour erection.

You need Levitra for that?
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Old 09-15-2004, 12:08 AM   #6
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You need Levitra for that?

No, I guess not. Now to open my Charlize Theron folder.
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Old 09-15-2004, 03:57 AM   #7
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I wanna take some just I can tell my grandkids that I once had a 5 hour erection.

You must be anticipating a REAL SPECIAL relationship you have with your grandkids if that's a topic for discussion.

"Hey Billy and Janie, guess what grandpa did once..."
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Old 09-15-2004, 08:38 AM   #8
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If I had an erection for four hours, the last person I would call would be my doctor. I'd issue a press release and let my doctor hear about it through the media.

And while we're on the subject, am I the only one slightly concerned that with AIDS ravaging Africa, cancer and diabetes on the rise and all other sorts of human suffering going on throughout the world that a significant number of our best scientific minds seem to be concentrated on either getting Mike Ditka an erection or figuring out how to deliver porn faster over the Internet?

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Old 09-17-2004, 09:15 AM   #9
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God, they could have sent every male in the US a sample at this point. I can't escape a single commerical break without that chick telling me about the quality response her man gets.
http://www.aarp.org/states/ma/Articl...vertising.html

Last year's Super Bowl featured ads for Cialis, Viagra and Levitra. In the first five months of this year, the manufacturers of those drugs spent a total of $265 million to advertise them to consumers.

Others, for comparison (Jan 04 - May 04)
Nexium - $106m
Lipitor - $67m
Plavix - $35m
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Old 09-17-2004, 09:17 AM   #10
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I get a kick out of all the side effects they cite in the commerical. You may have diarrea, dizzyness, fatigue, ect, ect but by golly that wang will be hard.
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Old 09-17-2004, 09:37 AM   #11
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I get a kick out of all the side effects they cite in the commerical. You may have diarrea, dizzyness, fatigue, ect, ect but by golly that wang will be hard.

Classic!
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Old 09-17-2004, 09:55 AM   #12
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can't be as high an advertising budget as Cortaslim.
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Old 09-17-2004, 10:09 AM   #13
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can't be as high an advertising budget as Cortaslim.

Is Cam the unamed radio personality in the ad?
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