Prayer Request - Jeanne

Flasch186 · 09-16-2004, 11:08 AM

Im starting to feel guilty about these prayer requests cuz so far they've been working and other people get blasted. Anyways, here's another one but this time it'll be a little different. This prayer is that the cane turns its ass around and heads off to the North east and the deep deep ocean and dies!!! anyways, prayers are appreciated, even TrentGreen's....unless he hates fish too.

Flasch186 · 09-16-2004, 01:04 PM

I will bump this repeatedly until we get some prayers for this. It has worked in the past and I will not let it slip into the FOFC neverland.

GrantDawg · 09-16-2004, 01:10 PM

Are you saying that unless people resond to you, you don't think they are praying about this?

Honolulu_Blue · 09-16-2004, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

Are you saying that unless people resond to you, you don't think they are praying about this?

GrantDawg, I would tread lightly here. Flasch's god has thrust two hurricanes on all sorts of innocent people and Flasch's behalf. He is an angry and vengenful god.

Huckleberry · 09-16-2004, 01:20 PM

While we're at it:

Karl
Lisa
Matthew
Nicole
Otto
Paula
Richard
Shary
Tomas
Virginie
Walter

Bee · 09-16-2004, 01:23 PM

Hurricanes are very white bread, aren't they?

Flasch186 · 09-16-2004, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantDawg

Are you saying that unless people resond to you, you don't think they are praying about this?

no, Im just trying to keep the same routine as its worked. Kinda a Turk Wendell thing here.

GrantDawg · 09-16-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Flasch186

no, Im just trying to keep the same routine as its worked. Kinda a Turk Wendell thing here.

What I figured.

duckman · 09-16-2004, 01:35 PM

Sorry, I don't pray for liberals.

Noop · 09-16-2004, 01:52 PM

So do you think God loves you for wishing a death storm to people?

Flasch186 · 09-16-2004, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Noop

So do you think God loves you for wishing a death storm to people?

huh?

Joe · 09-16-2004, 01:57 PM

it makes me sick that you'd pray for harm to others just so you'd be saved from a storm

Flasch186 · 09-16-2004, 02:00 PM

read my prayer again.....i said push it out to sea.

Huckleberry · 09-16-2004, 02:01 PM

Who didn't read the whole original post:

a) Noop
b) George W Bush
c) Both of the above
d) none of the above and they're both super witty

Joe · 09-16-2004, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

Im starting to feel guilty about these prayer requests cuz so far they've been working and other people get blasted. Anyways, here's another one but this time it'll be a little different.

Does that not mean he prayed for harm to others in the past? If they've been working and other people get blasted, that must mean thats what he prayed for.. otherwise they wouldn't have worked.

JeeberD · 09-16-2004, 02:06 PM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

Does that not mean he prayed for harm to others in the past? If they've been working and other people get blasted, that must mean thats what he prayed for.. otherwise they wouldn't have worked.

Wow...most stupid shit I've ever read...

Huckleberry · 09-16-2004, 02:08 PM

Doesn't mean that at all. Means he prayed that he and his loved ones and property wouldn't get blasted. Then the hurricanes missed him. Then they hit others. Now he feels a little guilty because the prayers "worked" but the unintended consequence of damage to others came to fruition.

So this time he's specifying that not only should the storm not hit him, it shouldn't hit anyone.

Flasch186 · 09-16-2004, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by George W Bush

Does that not mean he prayed for harm to others in the past? If they've been working and other people get blasted, that must mean thats what he prayed for.. otherwise they wouldn't have worked.

Edited and deleted since it truly doesnt need a response.

Huckleberry · 09-16-2004, 02:09 PM

Someone get Karen Hughes in here to explain what the President really meant.

druez · 09-16-2004, 02:27 PM

Dude are people really so naive to believe that prayers or god controlls hurricanes?

Hello this is the year 2004 not the dark ages.

Flasch186 · 09-16-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by druez

Dude are people really so naive to believe that prayers or god controlls hurricanes?

Hello this is the year 2004 not the dark ages.

nope, but Im not testing it to find out. Have you watched the news?

Noop · 09-16-2004, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Huckleberry

Who didn't read the whole original post:

a) Noop
b) George W Bush
c) Both of the above
d) none of the above and they're both super witty

I did read it but I was making a reference to the other threads he had made. I didn't know God granted all of Flasch's prayers because if God does then Flasch pray I win the lotto.

Flasch186 · 09-16-2004, 03:46 PM

cant waste em

Solecismic · 09-16-2004, 04:21 PM

So that explains why the mayor of Pensacola, Florida was on the news this morning cursing about FOFC.

I had originally thought he was hoping for TCY 2 this week, and was just a little disappointed.

Eaglesfan27 · 09-16-2004, 04:26 PM

ROFL

Noop · 09-16-2004, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Solecismic

So that explains why the mayor of Pensacola, Florida was on the news this morning cursing about FOFC.

I had originally thought he was hoping for TCY 2 this week, and was just a little disappointed.

Political Sim. Plus one....

WussGawd · 09-16-2004, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Huckleberry

Someone get Karen Hughes in here to explain what the President really meant.

and have Dick Cheney repeat it for weeks at closed Nuremberg, er, Republican rallies after its been discredited.

druez · 09-16-2004, 09:41 PM

I really hope Jim's next game isn't a political sim.

Dutch · 09-16-2004, 09:45 PM

I agree.

Ksyrup · 09-16-2004, 09:46 PM

Front Office Weather Gods

Draft Dodger · 09-16-2004, 09:55 PM

I'd pray, but I'm too busy - I'm still not finished thanking God for all the touchdowns he let me score in High School.

duckman · 09-16-2004, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Draft Dodger

I'd pray, but I'm too busy - I'm still not finished thanking God for all the touchdowns he let me score in High School.

Brillant!

Ksyrup · 09-16-2004, 10:04 PM

NOAA's current projecton has it hitting Hilton Head.

Of course, as little as 4 days ago, Tallahassee was supposed to take a direct hit from Ivan. These people are like stock analysts - they don't predict so much as explain what just happened.

Ksyrup · 09-17-2004, 07:37 AM

Anyone seen the latest NOAA map on Jeanne? It has it going through the Bahamas, either on its way to the Carolinas or maybe out to sea, then as if it realizes it might miss the Florida coast (or maybe it read this thread and wants to have some fun with Flasch

), it suddenly takes a LEFT turn and heads just south of Jacksonville.

http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ftp/graphics...F/171008W5.gif

Bizarre.

Ben E Lou · 09-17-2004, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Ksyrup

it suddenly takes a right turn and heads just south of Jacksonville.

So...being able to tell right from left is not a requirement for passing the bar in Florida, huh?

Ksyrup · 09-17-2004, 08:37 AM

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Originally Posted by SkyDog

So...being able to tell right from left is not a requirement for passing the bar in Florida, huh?

No, I just have an aversion to things that are "left."

Fritz · 09-17-2004, 08:44 AM

Evil plan 14, step 147 - place Japanese Kamazi prayer in Flasch's prayer book.

On the bright side, the Chinese will not be invading any time soon.

jetpunk2000 · 09-17-2004, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by George W Bush

Does that not mean he prayed for harm to others in the past? If they've been working and other people get blasted, that must mean thats what he prayed for.. otherwise they wouldn't have worked.

This thread has me believing that this might be our honorable Prez in the flesh.

Flasch186 · 09-18-2004, 11:54 PM

is it too early to say that this worked....again?

Easy Mac · 09-19-2004, 10:52 AM

I think getting 100 people to stand on the coast and blow air to sea would have worked just as well.

Anthony · 09-19-2004, 01:38 PM

i can't stand these prayer requests. why don't you pray for it to be sunny all year long instead of praying for the storm to not hit you (thus making it likely to hit someone else, but as long as you don't know who it hits it makes it ok, right?)

JimboJ · 09-19-2004, 03:45 PM

So I guess the previous hurricanes hit where they did because those people didn't pray as much as you did. Or maybe they weren't smart enough to start a thread on an internet forum.

Give me a break. To me, this type of thing trivializes God and religion. Guess what, if there is such a thing as God, he created the hurricane in the first place. And you asking him to direct it away from you, seems pretty damn selfish is you ask me.

If you want to pray, how about praying for God to give strength to those who have already had there lives literally turned upside down by these storms?

Joe · 09-19-2004, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimboJ

Give me a break. To me, this type of thing trivializes God and religion.

Yeah, but isn't that what liberals do?

Flasch186 · 09-19-2004, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flasch186

This prayer is that the cane turns its ass around and heads off to the North east and the deep deep ocean and dies!!! anyways, prayers are appreciated, even TrentGreen's....unless he hates fish too.

Ridiculous that I have to quote myself to show you, yes you, how stupid youre being. If it works? who knows, but at least, the above happened..its going out to sea not to affect anyone. If you slam a prayer, regardless, as long as it's not intended to harm another person, IMO youre an ass....no matter your party affiliation....ASS

Easy Mac · 09-19-2004, 04:14 PM

no, we ignore God, athletes trivialize it.

Flasch186 · 09-19-2004, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JimboJ

Give me a break. To me, this type of thing trivializes God and religion. Guess what, if there is such a thing as God, he created the hurricane in the first place.

unless of course people actually pray...imagine that.

Pumpy Tudors · 09-19-2004, 08:50 PM

What's the point of coming into this thread and shitting on the guy's prayer requests?

Flasch186 · 09-19-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Pumpy Tudors

What's the point of coming into this thread and shitting on the guy's prayer requests?

Thank you. and today I was thinking about this and thought, "How does that guy(s) know that prayer does NOT work!? I certainly am not going to tell someone that I should know what does and does not work in regards to faith or prayer, how can he?" Than I thought, "oh, who cares. prayer obviously doesnt affect him or her so it doesnt matter anyways." All prayers are appreciated anyways.

Solecismic · 09-19-2004, 11:24 PM

54 dead in Haiti, 150 missing from Jeanne. I don't think you're having a good season, Flasch.

Ksyrup · 09-21-2004, 10:11 AM

Anyone seen the forecasted track on this puppy today? Bizarre!

http://intellicast.com/Local/USNatio...=none&pid=none

09-16-2004, 01:04 PM	#2
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	I will bump this repeatedly until we get some prayers for this. It has worked in the past and I will not let it slip into the FOFC neverland. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

09-16-2004, 01:20 PM	#5
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	While we're at it: Karl Lisa Matthew Nicole Otto Paula Richard Shary Tomas Virginie Walter __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

09-16-2004, 01:52 PM	#10
Noop Bonafide Seminole Fan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Florida	So do you think God loves you for wishing a death storm to people? __________________ Living in an Oligarchy.

09-16-2004, 02:00 PM	#13
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	read my prayer again.....i said push it out to sea. __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

09-16-2004, 02:01 PM	#14
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	Who didn't read the whole original post: a) Noop b) George W Bush c) Both of the above d) none of the above and they're both super witty __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

09-16-2004, 01:10 PM	#3
GrantDawg World Champion Mis-speller Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Covington, Ga.	Are you saying that unless people resond to you, you don't think they are praying about this?

09-16-2004, 01:23 PM	#6
Bee Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Fairfax, VA	Hurricanes are very white bread, aren't they?

09-16-2004, 01:57 PM	#12
Joe Pro Starter Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Minneapolis	it makes me sick that you'd pray for harm to others just so you'd be saved from a storm

09-16-2004, 02:08 PM	#17
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	Doesn't mean that at all. Means he prayed that he and his loved ones and property wouldn't get blasted. Then the hurricanes missed him. Then they hit others. Now he feels a little guilty because the prayers "worked" but the unintended consequence of damage to others came to fruition. So this time he's specifying that not only should the storm not hit him, it shouldn't hit anyone. __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

09-16-2004, 02:09 PM	#19
Huckleberry College Starter Join Date: Dec 2001	Someone get Karen Hughes in here to explain what the President really meant. __________________ The one thing all your failed relationships have in common is you. The Barking Carnival (Longhorn-centered sports blog) College Football Adjusted Stats and Ratings

09-16-2004, 02:27 PM	#20
druez Banned Join Date: Nov 2003	Dude are people really so naive to believe that prayers or god controlls hurricanes? Hello this is the year 2004 not the dark ages. Last edited by druez : 09-16-2004 at 02:29 PM.

09-16-2004, 03:46 PM	#23
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	cant waste em __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

09-16-2004, 04:21 PM	#24
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	So that explains why the mayor of Pensacola, Florida was on the news this morning cursing about FOFC. I had originally thought he was hoping for TCY 2 this week, and was just a little disappointed.

09-16-2004, 04:26 PM	#25
Eaglesfan27 Hall Of Famer Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: New Jersey	ROFL __________________ Retired GM of the eNFL 2007 Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles (19-0 record.) GM of the WOOF 2006 Doggie Bowl Champion Atlantic City Gamblers. GM of the IHOF 2019 and 2022 IHOF Bowl Champion Asheville Axemen.

09-16-2004, 09:41 PM	#28
druez Banned Join Date: Nov 2003	I really hope Jim's next game isn't a political sim.

09-16-2004, 09:45 PM	#29
Dutch "Dutch" Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Tampa, FL	I agree.

09-16-2004, 09:46 PM	#30
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Front Office Weather Gods __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-16-2004, 09:55 PM	#31
Draft Dodger Coordinator Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Keene, NH	I'd pray, but I'm too busy - I'm still not finished thanking God for all the touchdowns he let me score in High School. __________________ Mile High Hockey

09-16-2004, 10:04 PM	#33
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	NOAA's current projecton has it hitting Hilton Head. Of course, as little as 4 days ago, Tallahassee was supposed to take a direct hit from Ivan. These people are like stock analysts - they don't predict so much as explain what just happened. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-17-2004, 07:37 AM	#34
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Anyone seen the latest NOAA map on Jeanne? It has it going through the Bahamas, either on its way to the Carolinas or maybe out to sea, then as if it realizes it might miss the Florida coast (or maybe it read this thread and wants to have some fun with Flasch ), it suddenly takes a LEFT turn and heads just south of Jacksonville. http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/ftp/graphics...F/171008W5.gif Bizarre. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete." Last edited by Ksyrup : 09-17-2004 at 08:37 AM.

09-17-2004, 08:44 AM	#37
Fritz Lethargic Hooligan Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: hello kitty found my wallet at a big tent revival and returned it with all the cash missing	Evil plan 14, step 147 - place Japanese Kamazi prayer in Flasch's prayer book. On the bright side, the Chinese will not be invading any time soon. __________________ donkey, donkey, walk a little faster

09-18-2004, 11:54 PM	#39
Flasch186 Coordinator Join Date: May 2002 Location: Jacksonville, FL	is it too early to say that this worked....again? __________________ Jacksonville-florida-homes-for-sale Putting a New Spin on Real Estate! ----------------------------------------------------------- Commissioner of the USFL USFL

09-19-2004, 10:52 AM	#40
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	I think getting 100 people to stand on the coast and blow air to sea would have worked just as well.

09-19-2004, 01:38 PM	#41
Anthony Banned Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Astoria, NY, USA	i can't stand these prayer requests. why don't you pray for it to be sunny all year long instead of praying for the storm to not hit you (thus making it likely to hit someone else, but as long as you don't know who it hits it makes it ok, right?)

09-19-2004, 03:45 PM	#42
JimboJ High School Varsity Join Date: Aug 2003	So I guess the previous hurricanes hit where they did because those people didn't pray as much as you did. Or maybe they weren't smart enough to start a thread on an internet forum. Give me a break. To me, this type of thing trivializes God and religion. Guess what, if there is such a thing as God, he created the hurricane in the first place. And you asking him to direct it away from you, seems pretty damn selfish is you ask me. If you want to pray, how about praying for God to give strength to those who have already had there lives literally turned upside down by these storms?

09-19-2004, 04:14 PM	#45
Easy Mac Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Here	no, we ignore God, athletes trivialize it.

09-19-2004, 08:50 PM	#47
Pumpy Tudors Bounty Hunter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Pittsburgh, PA	What's the point of coming into this thread and shitting on the guy's prayer requests? __________________ No, I am not Batman, and I will not repair your food processor.

09-19-2004, 11:24 PM	#49
Solecismic Solecismic Software Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Canton, OH	54 dead in Haiti, 150 missing from Jeanne. I don't think you're having a good season, Flasch.

09-21-2004, 10:11 AM	#50
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	Anyone seen the forecasted track on this puppy today? Bizarre! http://intellicast.com/Local/USNatio...=none&pid=none __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

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