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Old 09-25-2004, 12:48 PM   #1
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How F***ing American are you?

Here's a quiz to find out:

hxxp://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/howamerican_quiz.asp

It's from Matt Stone and Trey Parker (creators of South Park) to support their new movie that comes out the middle of October. Funny stuff.

NSFW, for those poor souls working this weekend.
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:14 PM   #2
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:24 PM   #3
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:34 PM   #4
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:38 PM   #5
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{Sigh}

Now guys, see if you can follow me here. If the LINK is NSFW, then wouldn't it follow that the PICS, which come from that link are also NSFW, in accordance with the thread that has been stickied, AGAIN, for almost a week???
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:42 PM   #6
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CLARIFICATION: If any of you want to copy the images to your own web space and re-post them in your message, then that's NO problem at all. The problem isn't those particular pics, it is the fact that they are hosted on a NSFW site.
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Old 09-25-2004, 01:46 PM   #7
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FOILED AGAIN!!
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Old 09-25-2004, 04:04 PM   #8
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I'm proud to say (although it should be somewhat unsurprising considering where I am from) that I rated as a 'bleeding heart liberal'. I think it was all of my responses to the American flag that gave me away. Now when is this damn film coming out?!
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Old 09-25-2004, 09:11 PM   #9
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{Sigh}

Now guys, see if you can follow me here. If the LINK is NSFW, then wouldn't it follow that the PICS, which come from that link are also NSFW, in accordance with the thread that has been stickied, AGAIN, for almost a week???
Hmmm ... you know that this quiz is on the same Web site as the What Superhero Are You? quiz. Do those images need to come down too?
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Old 09-25-2004, 09:56 PM   #10
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I'm a "Canadian Baiting Uber-American". Rock on!
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Old 09-25-2004, 09:58 PM   #11
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I'm a "Canadian Baiting Uber-American". Rock on!

same here..

which is mildly surprising with how well i get along with canadians and other non-US citizens.
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Old 09-25-2004, 11:38 PM   #12
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Old 09-26-2004, 05:39 AM   #13
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Happy and Horny American here...

Btw, what was wrong with those pics?
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Old 09-26-2004, 09:42 AM   #14
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yeah i doubt employers care about liquidgeneration.com... unless liquid equates to cum and some porn is implied.
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Old 09-26-2004, 03:12 PM   #15
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Canadian Bashing Uber-American.

Strange, as I wasn't born in the States. Must be the water here


I would have prefered to be a cheese eating surrender monkey bashing Uber-American!

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Old 09-26-2004, 03:13 PM   #16
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Old 09-26-2004, 03:16 PM   #17
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Old 09-26-2004, 09:15 PM   #18
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I'm a "Canadian Baiting Uber-American". Rock on!

Same here. They said, however, that I couldn't find Canada on a map though.

I know exactly where Canada is.

Haven't they won the "#1 Country just north of the USA" award like 100 years in a row?
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:54 AM   #19
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Same here. They said, however, that I couldn't find Canada on a map though.

I know exactly where Canada is.

Haven't they won the "#1 Country just north of the USA" award like 100 years in a row?

Its easily found: Head east and turn left.
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:56 AM   #20
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Canadian trivia: Where is the one point in the U.S. that you would have to go SOUTH to get into Canada?

Bonus Points: What is Canada's official national game?
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:02 AM   #21
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Canadian trivia: Where is the one point in the U.S. that you would have to go SOUTH to get into Canada?

Bonus Points: What is Canada's official national game?

I believe you go south out of Detroit to get to Windsor.

And from what I remember, the national game is curling.
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:03 AM   #22
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I believe you go south out of Detroit to get to Windsor.

And from what I remember, the national game is curling.

Your right on point one, wrong on count two.
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:03 AM   #23
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It's in Michigan somewhere... I think the Canadian city on the other end is Windsor, Ontario. But I'm not certain.

As to Canada's official national game... is it lacrosse?
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:05 AM   #24
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It's in Michigan somewhere... I think the Canadian city on the other end is Windsor, Ontario. But I'm not certain.

As to Canada's official national game... is it lacrosse?

Yes! Lacrosse it is! You both get to split the prize! (Satisfaction in a job well done!)
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:08 AM   #25
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Wooo... we know Canada!
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Old 09-27-2004, 10:08 AM   #26
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BTW, funniest parody on Canada I ever saw was a Rugrats episode. The family is out in Arizona and stops at a themepark called 'CanadaWorld' or something. Snackhut is an igloo-building where everything on the menu has maple in or on it and the counter-crew stands awaiting orders dripping buckets of sweat wearing beaver hats.

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Old 09-27-2004, 10:25 AM   #27
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Its easily found: Head east and turn left.


Yea that's correct...waaaaaaay left
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Old 09-27-2004, 12:08 PM   #28
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Isn't Canada south of Alaska?
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