Somewhere, The Afoci is smiling...

cartman · 09-27-2004, 09:21 AM

hxxp://funreports.com/2004/09/27/56300.html

The news site this links to appears to be SFW, but if in doubt, wait until you get home.

JeeberD · 09-27-2004, 11:56 AM

That's friggin' hilarious...

Neuqua · 09-27-2004, 12:24 PM

My friends are worried about me, wondering where I find all these crazy out of the blue links.

Only at FOFC.

The Afoci · 09-27-2004, 07:38 PM

I am a prophet.

Ksyrup · 09-27-2004, 07:43 PM

The Russian lesbian waffle story was much more interesting.

Ksyrup · 09-27-2004, 07:47 PM

OK, this is pertinent information we all need to know:

26 minutes of love for a slice of pizza

Italian dietician Bruno Fabri developed a detailed table for those wishing to loose a few extra pounds by means of...sex.

If one wishes to burn all the calories from pizza, he/she ought to make passionate love in the course of 26 minutes. French kiss, which lasts for 53 minutes is capable of burning the amount of fat that one gets after consuming a bag of French fries and a hamburger. 15 minutes of oral sex "eliminates" a glass of wine.

Mr. Fabri has even taken into account the amount of calories one burns when undoing a partner's bra. If a man uses both hands, he burns only 8 calories; whereas the entire procedure is done with one hand, 18 calories is burnt. At the same time, if a man attempts to conduct this procedure with his mouth, he will use up to 87 calories.

John Galt · 09-27-2004, 08:01 PM

Wow. There is nothing else that can be said.

GrantDawg · 09-27-2004, 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ksyrup

OK, this is pertinent information we all need to know:

26 minutes of love for a slice of pizza

Italian dietician Bruno Fabri developed a detailed table for those wishing to loose a few extra pounds by means of...sex.

If one wishes to burn all the calories from pizza, he/she ought to make passionate love in the course of 26 minutes. French kiss, which lasts for 53 minutes is capable of burning the amount of fat that one gets after consuming a bag of French fries and a hamburger. 15 minutes of oral sex "eliminates" a glass of wine.

Mr. Fabri has even taken into account the amount of calories one burns when undoing a partner's bra. If a man uses both hands, he burns only 8 calories; whereas the entire procedure is done with one hand, 18 calories is burnt. At the same time, if a man attempts to conduct this procedure with his mouth, he will use up to 87 calories.

He has never seen me take off my wife's bra. Takes me a good 15 minutes. I'm not very nimble fingered.

MizzouRah · 09-27-2004, 10:18 PM

Where do you guys find these stories.

LOL!!!

Todd

Danny · 09-27-2004, 10:21 PM

I find those numbers very hard to believe. A man only burns an extra 10 calories a minute riding a stationary bike at a fast pace and yet he burns 18 to unhook a bra with one hand?

09-27-2004, 11:56 AM	#2
JeeberD General Manager Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The Town of Flower Mound	That's friggin' hilarious... __________________ UTEP Miners!!! I solemnly swear to never cheer for TO

09-27-2004, 12:24 PM	#3
Neuqua Pro Rookie Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Chicago, Ill	My friends are worried about me, wondering where I find all these crazy out of the blue links. Only at FOFC. __________________ Our Deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, 'Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous?' Actually, who are you not to be?

09-27-2004, 07:38 PM	#4
The Afoci Pro Rookie Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Moorhead	I am a prophet. __________________ I had something.

09-27-2004, 07:43 PM	#5
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	The Russian lesbian waffle story was much more interesting. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-27-2004, 07:47 PM	#6
Ksyrup This guy has posted so much, his fingers are about to fall off. Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: In Absentia	OK, this is pertinent information we all need to know: 26 minutes of love for a slice of pizza Italian dietician Bruno Fabri developed a detailed table for those wishing to loose a few extra pounds by means of...sex. If one wishes to burn all the calories from pizza, he/she ought to make passionate love in the course of 26 minutes. French kiss, which lasts for 53 minutes is capable of burning the amount of fat that one gets after consuming a bag of French fries and a hamburger. 15 minutes of oral sex "eliminates" a glass of wine. Mr. Fabri has even taken into account the amount of calories one burns when undoing a partner's bra. If a man uses both hands, he burns only 8 calories; whereas the entire procedure is done with one hand, 18 calories is burnt. At the same time, if a man attempts to conduct this procedure with his mouth, he will use up to 87 calories. __________________ M's pitcher Miguel Batista: "Now, I feel like I've had everything. I've talked pitching with Sandy Koufax, had Kenny G play for me. Maybe if I could have an interview with God, then I'd be served. I'd be complete."

09-27-2004, 08:01 PM	#7
John Galt Pro Starter Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: The Internets	Wow. There is nothing else that can be said. __________________ I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. - The Dude

09-27-2004, 10:18 PM	#9
MizzouRah Hall Of Famer Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Troy, Mo	Where do you guys find these stories. LOL!!! Todd

09-27-2004, 10:21 PM	#10
Danny General Manager Join Date: Jul 2001	I find those numbers very hard to believe. A man only burns an extra 10 calories a minute riding a stationary bike at a fast pace and yet he burns 18 to unhook a bra with one hand? Last edited by Danny : 09-27-2004 at 10:21 PM.

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